I thought I might try to come up with a game, so here we go. Basically, someone gives a gift and the one who posts next has to give a gift that negates the previous one, then give a gift to the poster below. It follows a gift of the magi scenario ( if you haven't read the story yet, please do. It is a good story.)

Example: I am giving you a new graphics card for your laptop.

Next person: Too bad I sold my laptop to give you this new xbox360.

I am giving you new paintbrushes.

Next Person: Too bad I used all of my paints to make you a portrait.

Here is first edition book from your favorite author.

And so on and so forth. Come on, embrace the Christmas Spirit and give this holiday season!

Here is a silver watch-chain for your pocket watch.

But I wanted a Rubiks cube!

I give you my sanity.

You can't give what you never had.

I give you a magic tome.

I took it to a sanatorium and it broke. Sorry!

I give you a packet of tea leaves.

Hey! >:U

@Tha Housdog

But I'm allegic!

I give A Green Lantern Ring.

I'm wearing yellow.

I give you a box of cereal.

I'm a cerealphobe. It is unlawful to have cereal within a 25 metre radius of me,

I give you this bike.

But I am a rock. Rocks cannot ride bicycles as we lack legs.
Also there's a flat tire.

I'm giving you $50 USD!

But That money is worthless in the land I am visiting.

I give you penny loafers.

But my feet are too big

I give you my heart.

I melted it to make you a designer candle. Sorry.

Here's a video game.

(This has quickly turned into "why my psychological/physical circumstance prohibits me from accepting your gift" )

But I sold my console to get you a new suit.

I give you a $500 wacom tablet.

It fried my computer to a crisp. In retro spect, I plugged into a Mac, so I should've known better.

I give you The Element of Shadow.

Wait, what? I use my wacom on my mac. O_o

I'm sorry, I already accepted essence of light from your sister.

Here's one of every pokemon card ever created.

Well, then that's a mighty fine gift for me! thanks!

I give you the my Soul.

But I indirectly hurt you by accidentally running over your dog.

I give you a chocolate bar.

I am diabetic. Sorry.

I give you a gift certificate to your favorite store.

I'm sorry I made it into a car for you.

Here is a fine day for you good sir and or madam

I spent it on a camdee cayn for you.

here is a rabbit with a pancake on it's head

But I wanted a gerbil with a cookie.
I give you wisdom...

I believe ignorence is bliss!

I give a Star Pendant