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The Vending Machine Game! 
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You get yourself back, somehow.

I insert a bottle of sunscreen.

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Wed May 29, 2019 9:36 am
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You get 20, 000 Tan M&M candies. (Alright, how the heck did you do that !?)

So, as long as we're shoveling up candy, let's see what we get putting a coal shovel into the machine...


Wed May 29, 2019 12:53 pm
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You get coal in a stocking.

I insert an emoji.


Thu May 30, 2019 1:24 pm
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you get the emoji movie, and no returns

I insert cactus juice

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Thu May 30, 2019 3:07 pm
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You get a prickly (and by that I mean angry) pear.

I insert literary devices.


Thu May 30, 2019 3:26 pm
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You get a sack of typewriter keys.

In goes a walrus.


Thu May 30, 2019 4:40 pm
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You get a DVD of The Best of Tennessee Tuxedo.

In goes a bottle of Hawaiian Punch.

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Thu May 30, 2019 7:06 pm
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Out comes Dwayne Johnson.

In goes Ponbon!


Thu May 30, 2019 9:06 pm
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out comes PunPun the infinity-paladin.

i insert Michael bay's severed head.

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Thu May 30, 2019 10:11 pm
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Out comes Wade Watts.

In he goes again!


Fri May 31, 2019 2:39 pm
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Out comes Reddy Kilowatt … and an old, battered toaster.

We could try the toaster. Yeah, let's do that.


Fri May 31, 2019 3:13 pm
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You get an English Muffin and stick of butter or margarine.

In goes a salad spinner.

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Fri May 31, 2019 8:36 pm
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Out comes a Ronco Turnip Twaddler.

In goes a book of Bloom County strips.


Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:46 am
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Out comes six books of "Bone" and some 1950s "Li'l Abner" Sunday strips....

In goes a tuba.


Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:18 pm
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You get a sousaphone.

In goes a menu for a pizzeria.

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Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:45 pm
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out comes 12 extra larges of varying types. careful they're hot.

in goes the stupid grape.

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Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:15 am
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Out comes … whoa, nice avatar Buster! Even I like that one. oh … um … a thimble full of grape marmalade.

In goes an old tricycle.


Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:47 pm
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You get wheels. I don't know what kind, they're all different.

I insert my sanity.


Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:34 am
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you get sucked into the machine for failing to insert anything. (you wouldn't be here if you had any of that)

I insert Moe Howard

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Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:11 am
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You get a huge stack of real estate brochures (Moe was a pretty cagey land investor!).

So in goes a biography of L. Ron Hubbard (illustrated).


Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:14 am
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out comes a sheet of paper detailing his worthwhile contributions to humanity. it's blank. (seriously that Cultist deserves to be forgotten.)

in goes 53kg of mayonase, a frog, a bent spatula, and ten randomly selected pages from lord of the rings.

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Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:21 am
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Out comes Spongebob, and in he goes again because that's a horrible show.


Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:53 am
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Out comes Bob Denver because he used to be SpongeBob.....

In goes a bucket of flounders.


Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:51 pm
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You get Plankton.

In goes Miller Park.


Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:25 pm
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Out comes MacArthur Park. There's a cake somewhere, too, right?

In goes a Flexible Flyer sled.


Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:01 pm
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Out comes medical bills with 'the cake is a lie' written on them.

I insert Javert.


Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:52 pm
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You get Jerry Orbach singing "Mac the Knife" in French basal profundo.

In goes a bucket of kalamari olives.


Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:04 pm
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out comes an over-loaded Kaminari Denki. or as i like to call him, Human Pichu.
(yes i know, the popular comparison is pikachu, not pichu, but pikachu doesn't have a tendency towards zapping himself silly, pichu does.)

speaking of which, in goes a pichu.

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Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:32 pm
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You get Deadpool.

I insert NHWeston.


Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:34 am
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you get a prosthetic nose.

which is going right back in that thing is creepy.

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Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:39 pm
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Which gets you a bucket of Botox and a used nasal dispenser. That's disturbing...

In goes a couple of Asterix the Gaul paperbacks.


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