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The Vending Machine Game! 
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You get a Rainbow bean.....actually that sounds cool

I insert a derpy oreo

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Mon Apr 08, 2019 3:50 am
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You get five Hydrox cookies and a glass of buttermilk.

In goes a baboon. With an electronic Monopoly game. And a beach ball.


Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:52 pm
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Out come some animal crackers! In goes cotton candy!


Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:12 pm
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You get candy that looks like cotton.

In goes a Wendy's drink with a mixture of all drinks from the place.

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Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:08 am
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Out comes a Hazmat-suited SWAT team in hyper-vigilance mode....

Asphalt … let's try a dumptruck load of asphalt.


Fri Apr 19, 2019 1:15 pm
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You get the San Andreas Fault plus a burro or two. I insert the user below me!


Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:20 pm
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Goshdurnnit, last time somebody did this to me, I lost my pants in the machine!

Oh ... Um ... you got a pair of torn jeans ... there might be half a PayDay bar in the left back pocket ...


Alright, in goes a flock of flamingos....


Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:14 pm
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Out comes a flamingo themed metal gear.

in goes every shirt NHWestoN has ever or will ever own.

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Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:11 am
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You get a closet.

I insert Bino and Peanut

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Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:08 pm
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You get two bedraggled looking dogs.

I insert a cheeseburger.

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Sun Apr 21, 2019 7:54 pm
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You get a cheesy burger patty. There is no bread.

I insert a zubat.

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Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:04 am
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You get a baseball and a batboy. I insert a quarter.


Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:18 am
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At the time you used it, the vending machine was out of order, so take your quarter and try again later.

I insert an aurora.

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Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:17 am
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You get a Klondike bar. I insert awful fanfiction.


Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:37 am
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you get a dramatic reading of it on you tube.

i insert NHWestoN.

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Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:26 am
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You get yourself. I insert a Mary Sue.


Sat Apr 27, 2019 5:05 pm
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You get Dameon Wayne
Quick, give me that so I can stuff that monstrosity back in the vending machine!

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Sat Apr 27, 2019 5:07 pm
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You also get Dameon Wayne, now slightly disgruntled.

We insert NHWestoN in the hopes of creating a clone army.

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Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:54 pm
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you get fifty two and one half dozen clones of Hawkfang42
And in goes one of my clones

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Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:57 pm
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You get clones of your clone. I insert night-vision goggles.


Thu May 02, 2019 7:58 am
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You get a major migraine and - for some reason - a small flock of grumpy owls.... Who stocks this thing?

Okay, in goes an old Flexible Flyer sled.


Thu May 02, 2019 9:18 am
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You get a concussion when your old sled breaks! I insert a vending machine.


Thu May 02, 2019 10:42 am
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ERROR: 404 NOT FOUND- Oh wait, here it is. I insert 404

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Thu May 02, 2019 2:55 pm
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You get a spray bottle of 409. Wonder where the other 5 points came from?

In goes a praying mantis.


Thu May 02, 2019 4:51 pm
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Out comes a mantel and a prayer book. In goes a quarter.


Thu May 02, 2019 6:16 pm
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you get buried under every strange thing that's been shoved into the machine so far.

i insert world peace.

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Sat May 04, 2019 8:29 am
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You get a proclamation saying that that's impossible, flown to you by a dove.


Sat May 04, 2019 5:11 pm
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I stuff you into the machine before the lack of offering offends it again.

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You get a stick.
In goes Glossaric from Star Vs the Forces of Evil

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You get a large book with "Don't Panic" in friendly letters on the cover.

I insert Spike. (the perpetually grumpy blond vampire, not the diminuitive dragon)

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Out comes a Log Horizon vampire
In goes Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier.

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Sun May 05, 2019 10:27 am
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Out comes one of Napoleon's soldiers that froze in the Russian winter. I insert you.


Sun May 05, 2019 11:44 am
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Seriously, why? You get all of the forumites that haven't been online in a while
Somehow, I insert Buster.

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You get a rabbit. I insert myself.


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since you're not here, we get a lightly used aluminum bat.

having re-spawned, i grab hackle from the pile of afk users it spat out and insert him.

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Mon May 06, 2019 10:48 am
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You get a bat (the mammal kind) as well as a dented can.

I insert an emoji.


Mon May 06, 2019 11:27 am
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You get a signed letter by sony thanking you for the movie idea

I insert 7,601 wheels of cheese (don't ask)


Mon May 06, 2019 12:32 pm
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You get 3,800 very poorly engineered bicycles, a sack of camembert, and a pirated Sony DVD.

I insert a greeting card saying "Hi, Gael, Howryah!" with insufficient postage.


Mon May 06, 2019 1:57 pm
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You get a card with "Good...also how the heck did I get in here please help"

I somehow get out and insert a complaint


Mon May 06, 2019 5:59 pm
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the vending machine rumbles, disappears, and leaves a note that says: Nope.
And then it appears in front of me and eats me

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