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The Vending Machine Game! 
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You get a massive outpouring of jelly beans and a flashlight without Double A batteries, which is mildly annoying but solvable.

Let's see what we get for a bullfrog... (Hope this isn't animal cruelty.)


Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:19 pm
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You get: A lot more frogs

I insert a Dachshund

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Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:26 pm
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You get a hot dog.

I insert some firewood.

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You get "Burning Man" celebration.

I insert a length of culvert pipe.


Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:14 am
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You get a spooky looking drainage ditch

I insert a lion

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Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:53 am
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You get a cranky old woman who likes snow, and a piece of bedroom furniture.

I insert a ring.

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You get married to a limousine. Not the driver. Just the car.

i insert Majira's Strawberry.

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You get some cream with his strawberry, because who doesn't like strawberries and cream

I insert some apple pie

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You get a biography of Johnny Appleseed, a photo of Granny Smith, and a piece of cheddar cheese.

I dropped in a roll of Necco wafers.


Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:06 pm
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You got a Kit Kat but don't eat it. He has a wife and kids.

I insert a Scooby snack

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Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:57 pm
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You get a VW van lacking a transmission but full of overdue traffic citations and canine vomit.

I insert several tambourines.


Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:00 pm
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You get a tambourine trampoline. Enjoy making music by bouncing.

I insert confusing Kingdom Hearts plot points

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You get a similarly named draconic mutated namekian.
You get NINJAS.

I insert a recording of the first moon landing

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Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:07 pm
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You get a whole lot of conspiracy theories

I insert a cactus

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Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:59 pm
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You get the point.

I insert a mattress. (It's 3:00AM here ; I'm goin' back to the sack, jack!)


Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:45 am
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You wake up with a matress with leopard hair all over it. What, I need sleep too sometimes!

I insert the mysterious chapter 9 of my story.

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20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.


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You get intrigue from readers

I insert a mechanical pencil

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You get a robot that writes its' own instruction manual.

I insert an empty yogurt pot.

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Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:28 am
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A dozen cupcakes, VERY high in iron.

I insert the kitchen sink.


Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:38 pm
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you get a bottle of draino

i insert a single piece of toast

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Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:15 pm
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You get your toast dropped.... It landed butter-side down

I insert a cardboard box with a man in a bandanna hiding under it

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You get Sam Fisher.

I insert 2.5 tons of raw bacon

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Sat Apr 14, 2018 6:11 am
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Out comes my father, empty handed, asking for more.

I insert a scarf.

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As I gaze upon the stars, I realize how much I will miss this world.

20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,

20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.


*Russian Intensifies*


Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:27 am
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You get Yoshi's Scarf-Roll Scamper. It's best when played at speed 1.25x.

I insert an amiibo

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You get two blackboard erasers and a bottle of ketchup.


Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:44 am
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You get a vending machine cover your head for forgetting the rules.

I pull out NHWestons' tongue, place a sprig of Celery on it and push the tongue back in.

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You get... um... ... ... Slobbery celery? ... ... Let's get the regular vending machine back, yeah?

I insert a monopoly game

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You ...ptha...get sent...pthi...to jail...ptooie!

I insert a section of chicken wire fencing.


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A canine paw holding a headless chicken juts out of the dispenser slot retreating once said chicken is taken.

I insert a 50% off soap coupon.

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Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:35 pm
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YOU GET SOAP! and half off too, what an exciting thing! in the words of a wise man "Soap is expensive!"

I insert a doberman puppy

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You get a full-grown Doberman.

I insert this thread.

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You get a factory of the crazy things the Vending Machine has returned previously on this thread.

I insert second panel Great Kitsune of today's strip.

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We get sharp, soprano cries of indignation somewhat a kin to the utterances of disgruntled turtles.

I insert my neighbor's lawn mower.


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You get buried under every clipping that mower has ever cut.

I Insert NHWestoN

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You get a fairly active user, but without a avatar.

I insert a road full of potholes

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You get a bunch of holey pots.

I insert a candy bar.

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Since I don't know of anywhere else I can say this, I will say it here.
I just remembered my first experience with Housepets was Housepets1X, before the latest update, so sometime in 2014 or earlier. The ice gate triggered that realization.


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You get me eating the candy bar

I insert a potato

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You have wait until evening and then you get a thousand eyes because "The Night has a Thousand Eyes".

Let's put in a pitcher of lemonade.


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You get a pitcher of cranberry juice.

I insert a magnolia tree.

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Since I don't know of anywhere else I can say this, I will say it here.
I just remembered my first experience with Housepets was Housepets1X, before the latest update, so sometime in 2014 or earlier. The ice gate triggered that realization.


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You get a bushel of Mongolia pods...you know, those sticky, nasty things that look like badly manufactured hand grenades .... WAIT A MINUTE! Oh, crumbs, RUN!!

Okay, I tip toe back and slowly insert a large jar of mustard.


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