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You get an exhausted church organist.

I inset two bunches of bananas and a bell.

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Sun Apr 30, 2017 10:08 pm
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You get a monkey.

I insert Peanut.

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Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:14 pm
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You get: An actual peanut.
I insert: A water balloon.

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Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:46 pm
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You get soaked :D

I insert a bunch of bananas.

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Mon May 01, 2017 1:25 am
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You get a smoothie.

I insert a donut.

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Sun May 14, 2017 6:24 pm
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You get a doughnut
I insert a bad joke

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Sun May 14, 2017 6:40 pm
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You Get Dryideabat

I insert YOU.

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You get: A clone of yourself.
I insert: A phone with a severely cracked screen.

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Mon May 15, 2017 12:36 pm
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You get a Nokia 3310

I insert a Star Trek technical Manual

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Mon May 15, 2017 12:44 pm
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You get a breach in the core

I insert some pennies

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Mon May 15, 2017 1:10 pm
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You get: Common cents. (Get it?)
I insert: A terrible pun.

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Mon May 15, 2017 1:27 pm
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You get: Some rather unusually talkative sandals... they're a pair of Freudian Slips.

I insert the deathstar.

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Mon May 15, 2017 5:13 pm
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You get Darth Vader.

I insert some sand.

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Thu May 25, 2017 1:17 am
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You get: a Sand Witch :P

I insert Disk 1 of 5

(You see, back in the day computer software was shipped on multiple floppy disks, and during installation you would be prompted: "Please insert Disk 2" etc. The joke makes sense to me, but from what I've noticed this forum seems to skew young, so I thought I'd elaborate)

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Thu May 25, 2017 1:39 am
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You get some classic sounds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0EfycbDhiw

I insert a Babylon 5 Boxset (season 1)

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Thu May 25, 2017 8:51 am
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You get Battlestar Galactica.

I insert a Sega Genesis.

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Thu May 25, 2017 4:09 pm
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You get: Seven Force. (no instruvtion manual for it though)

I insert: Welsh Halfwit for managing to find something that sounds worse than modem screech.

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You get Buster singing
(Kidding)
You get Saturn381 singing

I insert a clean pair of underwear.

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Thu May 25, 2017 5:21 pm
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You get: Smacked. A hand comes out of the machine, smacks you, then goes back in.
I insert: A teddy bear.

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Sun May 28, 2017 6:26 pm
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you get a recording of a duet made by drunken ferrets.

I insert a two sided polygon. (i hope this thing has paradox insurance...)

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You get a Master Card!

I insert a playing card.

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Mon May 29, 2017 6:00 pm
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You get The Royal Flush Gang.

I insert the dumbest smiley on the forum: :arrow:

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You Get: The Emoji Movie

I Insert: A VHS copy of "The Phantom Menace"

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Overthinking an old joke

I can't resist an interesting problem, If you take SPO, and interpret it as a 3 digit number written in Base-26, when converted back to decimal it equals 13,275.

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Mon May 29, 2017 6:53 pm
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You get... Wreckage, cause, i just blew the machine up for trying to give me that vile excuse for cinematic excrement.

I insert a more reliable machine and test it out with a few quarters.

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You get an Orange Soda and some change.

I insert a tea bag.

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You get a political party.

I insert a campaign slogan


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you get six months of news coverage over the resulting scandal when someone misspells it in a rude way.

i insert the empty soda can. (always recycle!)

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Post Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get back a voucher for the 25 cent container-deposit that you can redeem in the shop.

I insert the shop.

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Post Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get: a Cornetto (it's a movie reference)

I Insert: a Coupon book.

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I can't resist an interesting problem, If you take SPO, and interpret it as a 3 digit number written in Base-26, when converted back to decimal it equals 13,275.

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Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:49 am
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you get the book with all the coupons cut out

I insert a pack of ear buds

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you get proper headphones.

I insert bacon

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you get eggs

I insert a new book still sealed and in prime condition

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You get an indecipherable ancient scroll

I insert a frying pan

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Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:19 pm
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you get eggs rolled into a tube

I insert a sink

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you get everything else that was in the kitchen.

I insert leftovers

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You Get: Casserole

I Insert: Empty printer ink cartridges

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I can't resist an interesting problem, If you take SPO, and interpret it as a 3 digit number written in Base-26, when converted back to decimal it equals 13,275.

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you get 5kg of loose toner. no container though.

i insert a spork

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Epsilon - Steelhaven 10-10-5-2-5-5-5 (5-7)
Kobor - BOH 9-6-10-4-5-3-5 (6)
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you get chopsticks

I insert a box of crackers

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Post Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get: A can of spray cheese

I insert: A blank VHS tape

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Overthinking an old joke

I can't resist an interesting problem, If you take SPO, and interpret it as a 3 digit number written in Base-26, when converted back to decimal it equals 13,275.

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you get: a vhs tape that should never be watched.

i insert: an e3 wishlist that never got even close to filled.

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Epsilon - Steelhaven 10-10-5-2-5-5-5 (5-7)
Kobor - BOH 9-6-10-4-5-3-5 (6)
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