Housepets!

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:27 am**

You get drowned in an infinite number of pennies, generated from sales.

I insert a can of orange soda

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:33 am**

You receive coins half the worth of a soda

I insert a some industrial grade diamonds inside.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:35 am**

You get nothing in return while I go and sell the diamonds for a fortune.

I insert a quater into a new, solid gold, diamond studded, mother of pearl finished vending machine.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:41 am**

(Industrial grade diamonds aren't as expensive as those used for jewelry, they're the ones used for knife tips, etc.)

The vending machine turns into a normal vending machine, since it only accepts precious stones. You get a can of soda.

I insert another quarter into the now ordinary machine.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:48 am**

Nothing happens, soda costs 50c now.

I insert one more quarter

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:51 am**

*thug* soda get's stuck inside the machine.

I insert two quarters.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:57 am**

*Thug* The soda gets backed up against the other soda.

I insert a screwdriver.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:01 am**

The machine gets jammed even more.

I insert a blow torch.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:03 am**

You get a couple of badly burnt electronics.

I insert a can of soda!

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:04 am**

The machine is now so backed up that it explodes.

I don't insert anything since there's now nothign to stick it into.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:09 am**

Random fluctuations caused a new vending machine to appear from non-existence.

I insert a 10 dollar bill.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:27 am**

You get a packet of chips to go with your soda.

I insert a Meat Loaf album.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:37 am**

You get a can of meatloaf.

I insert an empty can of beans.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:59 am**

You get the empty can.

I insert Eureka.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:18 am**

You get Archimedes streaking around your house.

I insert an ancient Greek.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:39 am**

You get Zeus.

I insert Warehouse 13.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:59 am**

You get a bill for building its replacement, warehouse 14.

I insert a credit card.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:06 am**

You receive a bill with fines 10 times larger than the account.

I insert paper shredder.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:30 am**

I shred the bill.

I insert some negative space.

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:39 pm**

You get negativity.

I insert Doctor Who (Matt Smith version).

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:08 pm**

You get a regression to the much better David Tennant version.

I insert a pewter jug.

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:52 pm**

You get it back filled with molten chocolate. (hot handles)

I insert a flatscreen TV.

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:33 am**

You get a little HD screen displayed out on front of the vending machine showing what you get.

I insert Doctor Who (David Tennant version).

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:36 pm**

You get pure awesoemness.

I insert Jack Black

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:38 pm**

You get a blackjack!

I insert a two joker cards.

Posted: **Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:32 am**

You get a court summons for cheating.

I insert a judges' wig.

Posted: **Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:31 am**

You get a bottle filled with powder.

I insert an empty A5 sized notebook.

Posted: **Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:07 am**

You get a pencil.

I insert a gavel.

Posted: **Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:56 pm**

You get the judge.

I insert Miles Edgeworth.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:21 am**

You get Ace Attorney.

I insert a radio-alarm clock.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:00 pm**

You get the most annoying radio station ever. Of all time.

I insert a Blue Jay.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:21 pm**

You receive a raccoon.

I insert a computer mouse.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:28 pm**

You get a joystick.

I insert a *facepaw*

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:24 pm**

You yourself get facepawed!

I insert a tesla coil.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:09 am**

You get Nokola Tesla.

I insert an old watch.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:30 am**

You get a handful of cogs.

I insert a frog.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:12 pm**

You get a toad.

I insert Duster.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:58 pm**

You get a bunch of feathers tied to a stick.

I insert an anatomy textbook.

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:01 am**

You get Biology.

I insert a university.

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:26 am**

You get a degree.

I insert a mortarboard hat.

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