The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a rather different kind of mouse. I hope Mickey doesn't mind you borrowing her things...

I insert a stapler.
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You get:A nail gun.

I insert: A dilophosaurus.
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You get compressed. Nope, that wasn't a writing error, you get compressed, did you hear me?

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the machine makes an odd grinding sound before spitting out thousands of tiny mini hackles.

in the confusion you get "accidentally" stuffed into the machine.
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You get: What tsMKG's avatar would like in real life. (AKA: Dead)
I insert: A magic wand. (And I mean REAL magic!)
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You get a can of witches brew still made according to the traditional recipe first written down in Macbeth.

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You get thousands of bored high school students.

I insert books that high school students would enjoy.
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you get an angry PTA meeting about 'adult material' showing up in schools apparently being your fault.

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You get a very big crowd

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You get an Orc who got its hoardes wrong.

I insert several tank blueprints, a bucket and three lemons.
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You get a P1000 Ratte Landkreuzer, and a bucket filled with lemonade.

I insert: An old Flintlock rifle.
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you get a 6000 year old spear.

i insert fancy's current hat.
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Its harpooned back at you

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You get: An extremely late response

I insert: 100lbs of bacon bits
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I stand at the other side of the machine and eat them, then I insert the Byrds
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You get: A bucket of fryed chycken.

I insert: another extremely late response.
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You get feedback by post.

I insert the needed stamp.
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you get back a wanted stamp

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You get arrested by Dog the bounty hunter.

I insert a handcuff.
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You get a cuffed hand! I wonder where the owner is?

I insert Bino
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I pet the pup and give him a biscuit

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You get A squad of US Doughboys.


I insert Acetone, Turpentine, and Benzin all at once.
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You get Judge Doom and his weasel squad.

I put in an arapaima.
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You get 200 lbs of fish sticks!

I insert a SSB amiibo.
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You get one of those pointless Skylander figurines

I Insert a running chainsaw
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You get Leatherface.

I insert a Sega Saturn.
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you get Segata Sanshiro, who is angry at you for daring to throw away a saturn.

I insert leather-face back into the machine (albeit in pieces since he doesn't fit into the "in" slot...)
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You get a leather glove.

I insert the original copy of the US Declaration of Independence.
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You get smothered by all the amendments to the Constitution.

I insert a jammed RP thread.
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You get a spaceball in a black helmet complaining about raspberries.

I insert a plunger, an electric mixer, and a mini telescope jammed through a colander with a pair of lights on it, that have all been attached to an upside own waste bin.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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The machine blows up(figuratively) due to overloading. You now have everything separated and the wastebin turned into a recyclables bin.

I insert a random possum
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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Following a typo you get Hlaroo who charges you with manhandling a moderator.

I insert your defence.
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You get a bloodsucking parasite from the Bee movie

I insert gummy worms
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You get a dental drill to fix your cavities.

I insert a pair of rubber gloves.
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You get a mop

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You get Patrick.

I insert a biker jacket.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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You get the Motorcycle that went with it.

I insert five pounds of Deer teeth and a solid gold dorito.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get this head that's always screaming! *Claps twice*
AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH!
I insert a cheapskate crab.
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You get a depressed squid.


I insert an Iron Butterfly record.
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