The Vending Machine Game!

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:24 pm

you can faintly hear this song being played from inside the machine

I insert a guitar

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:42 pm

You get a pony.

I insert bacon.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 8:23 pm

You get eggs.

I insert some french toast.

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 8:29 pm

You get an English Muffin

I insert a toaster

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:17 pm

You get some toast.

I insert a sausage biscuit.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:32 am

You get half the K9 Squad asking for treats.

I insert a picture of Roddy from 'Precocious'.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 5:12 pm

You get a picture of Rod Farva

I insert one of J-man's dragons

Post by **Render** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:15 am

You get a dragon egg.

I insert the MIGHTY MARZIPAN SQUIRREL OVERLORD!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:24 am

You get one of those "see no evil" apes.

I insert a banana

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:06 pm

you get Donkey Kong chasing you for having had a banana.

i insert your collar.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:17 pm

You get it back with a note to give it back to me and a citation from the Good Ol' Dogs Club for causing involuntary public indecency.

I insert a bandana I used temporarily.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 3:57 pm

You get a dog wearing it.

I insert both Peanut and Grape.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 4:40 pm

You get several half-breed puppies and kittens from a certain fanfic.

I insert the collar I still haven't given back to douglas.

Post by **Render** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 6:14 pm

You get some bones.

I insert Douglas.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:00 pm

You get Douglas with his collar back.

I insert an appeal to the Good Ol' Dogs Club for a summons against Buster.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 3:09 am

You get a sarcastic note demanding to know if you think the vending machine is some kind of court room.

I insert $1.50 and push A3 on the selection.
What? it's still a vending machine...

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 3:20 am

You get the candy bar listed under B1. Nobody said it was a properly functioning vending machine.

I push the buttons for C4... then insert some C4 plastic explosive.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:43 am

You get a booming sound and a puff of smoke, followed by the bill for the repairs.

I insert mercy.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:30 pm

You get a giant plant that wants your soul.

I insert bacon

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 1:05 am

You get ham.

I insert Burger King.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 4:35 am

You get Ronald Mcdonald

I insert an extension cord.

Post by **Render** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:04 pm

You get your phone recharged.

I insert a laser pointer.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:50 am

You get to play laser tag with Barney Stinson

I insert a plate

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:01 am

You get spagetti.

I insert a frying pan.

Post by **Render** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:19 pm

You get some eggs.

I insert a steak.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:30 pm

You get a fan.

I insert the combined product of both.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:53 pm

You get Waffle House.

I insert a trapped trap listening to trap.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:51 pm

You get Admiral Ackbar.

I insert a coin.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 2:27 pm

You don't get anything

I insert Douglas's coin

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:46 pm

You don't get anything, but I collect my reward after you've left.

I insert the coin I pickpocketed from tsMKG.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 7:02 pm

The vending machine brings up a fruit machine win and pays out.

You get hit on the head by three bells.

I insert a watermelon.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 7:11 pm

You get two watermelons

I insert a picture of Welsh's avatar

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:03 pm

You get RoboMouse.

I insert both Peanut and Grape.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:12 pm

You get a sandwich (all lowercase

)

I insert a vending machine

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:13 pm

You get a vending machine.

I insert Sabrina.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:17 pm

You get a message that has been sent through time

I insert this insert

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:19 pm

You get this insert.

I insert some ice cream.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:22 pm

You get the ice cream back but catapulted directly to your face (like a prank)

In insert the vending machine itself (not another vending machine)

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:30 pm

You get an inside out vending machine.

I insert Sasha.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 10:03 pm

You get a 150 kilogram drum fed rotary action machine-gun with a familiar name.

I insert The annoying Dog.