The Vending Machine Game!

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You get an astronomical phone bill for someone called "Dr.Who".

So, what then would a copy of the "Pong" game get us?
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you get: A chicken samwich (it's an inside joke that you wont get.)

Inserts a Keyblade (kingdom hearts)
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you get the Chorus Temple Key. too bad it's previous bearer is still around.

I insert one of each model of sonic screwdriver.
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You get Xehanort's heart! Now you are possessed by him.

Inserts the lingering will
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You get the lingering aroma...

In goes a plate of caviar.
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You get: Rick-Rolled
Inserts: Berat-Man
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you get Spider-Man

i insert YOUR FACE!
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You get: the face of someone who is basically Artemis Fowl.

Inserts: my favorite anime, Corey in the house
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the vending machine hinges open and a disproportionately short cat claiming to be god hands you a warm orange soda.

I insert Mesousa.
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You get a letter that says, "WHAT?"

Inserts a tiny sponge cake with 15 cans of whipped cream on top.
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You get a single ant.
I insert a sun lamp.
I may have a slight addiction to certain shades of purple, such as #8000FF
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"Here Comes The Sun" and a whole ton of other scratchy Beatles 45rpms......

Alright, let's try a quart of hard apple cider...and maybe a couple of cider donuts. I really shouldn't carry donuts in my back pockets more than three days.....
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You get a park map.
I insert tungsten.
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You get a full set of tungsten armor

I insert a keyblade again cause why not
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You get Ansem the seeker of darkness

Edit: oops, forgot to insert something, inserts a (how did they spell it?) Keidran? (Twokinds)
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So...all the evil characters got it
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the machine rumbles ominously when Hawk Gael fails to insert anything, and a small speaker pops out, playing a recording of Gene Wilder angrily retorting "You get nothing! You Loose! Good day sir!", before retracting it back inside.

I insert Susie's Axe.
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You get a game with two anagrams in names,

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the vending machine pops out a page with Keidran in it.

I insert black ooze shaped chocolate(...?) of questionable origin (Persona 4 golden)
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You get Persona 2!

Inserts the insert button
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you get a metal beak-mask thing and a "cape" made out of coffins chained together.

i insert A SEVERED HUMAN HAND! (Don't worry, i took it off of a Bleach character, they're used to it)
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You get, a mysterious music sheet that makes you finish it, no matter what it needs to use,

I insert Insanity (the song, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv1bCphXU5Q)
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you get an entire album of vocaloid songs

I insert a bucket of paint
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You get painted,
Inserts SCP containment breach
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You get Scp 173 (And by extension a forced staring contest, have fun)

I insert a yarn yoshi
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You get a Yarn Dog?
Inserts the bacon of hope (only cyberdragon and I would get the reference, and maybe some people might figure it out)
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You get free bacon (I tried)

I insert cats and drama
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You get the second series of Warrior cats
Inserts TWEWY
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You get Neku

I insert xenoblade x
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You get the feeling of really feeling it
Inserts a murderous teddy bear named monokuma
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Gael mysteriously dies and you get to figure out whodunnit

I insert a switchaxe
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You get a pen knife.

I insert the next user's tail.
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you get a bill for costume repair

I insert TUAM
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……. and out comes a kangaroo … in a red-and-white striped jacket … and a straw hat … and a ukulele … singin' "Yessir, Tha's my Baby!" Gosh, he's really GOOD. I'm gettin' a beer and sittin' through this routine!

Alright, here's my kid's old Commodore. Might as well get rid of it … assuming it fits.
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you get: the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy game, too bad you didn't keep the commodore.

Inserts Calvin's pendant. (from Richmond Acres.)
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You get Gizmo's NES controller collar (Sunset Plateau)

I insert SCP-___-J
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You get a note that says: Which one?

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You get a RAINBOW

I insert saucy fanfiction
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You get: Grape's saucy fanfiction,
Inserts pixel sprites of a goat mom.
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You get a hole to the underground

I insert a Mr. Saturn
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