The Vending Machine Game!

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You get Kevin tackling you, then telling you to halt!

I insert a book.
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you get hit with said book when the machine throws it back out at you

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You get a 3.3 from Mrs Mugwump's Pie academy.

I insert a Frappuccino.
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you get a hyper kitty

i inser- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You get to be the heart of the party!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO- *Falls out of chair*

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you get a 16-bottle value pack of 2-liter orange sodas... Have fun with that! XD

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You get sent to the head of the queue.

I insert the recording of what results...
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You get a report card.

I insert both Fido and Sabrina.
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You get an inter-species relationship that has to be kept a secret (but the secret already came out)

I insert Babylon Gardens and an abundant amount of Clostridium difficile
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You get an old Babylonian Garden (which happens to be cursed) and a note with nothing but a big
? written on it in black.

I partially insert my nose
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The front part of your nose is missing and there is blood all over the floor now. :lol:

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You get King becoming the king of Slot Canyon, with his throne carved out of a boulder, and the knife as his scepter.

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You get Grape (what!?!?!?!?)

I insert some papers, ten coins, a banknote, 4 Oreos, a diskette and an Apple Lisa.
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*takes the book* What's this? The life of logo-writer-586... in 1000 pages :o :?
So you got that, logo :lol:

Anyway, I insert a cup of coffee :D
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You get a coffee plant, huh? :?

I insert the fine Render gave me for chatting xD
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You get Render, so RUN :P

I insert a pen :)
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You get a very noticeable stain on your body.

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You get a Skyrim. And a "FUS RO DAH"

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You get a tiny army.

I insert a Husky.
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You get a Champion Huskies are the champions of dogs.


I insert a pound.
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You get a pounding from EVender Holyfield.

I insert a computer speaker.
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You get a guy who talks non-stop about computers.

I insert a stereo
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You get TWO guys who talk non-stop about Computers.

I insert ONE earplug.
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You get some earwax.

I insert teabags.
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You get aBritishfox

I insert a footpump.
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You get a blimp version of me

I insert a video.
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(YAY! My own pool toy! That will be fun!)

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You get a trip to the hospital.

I insert a hematoma.
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You get a free trip to the hospital :P

I insert a blank notebook :)
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You get a "saucy fan fiction." :|

Insert a powerful magnet, and the metalbending police. :P
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You get... carp, what the *gets hit by the police*

(shouldn't use this machine anymore)

I insert a pie and a red coin (where's my wallet?!)
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You get a copper-flavored pie! YAAAYY!!!
(what do you mean I shouldn't use this machine anymore)

I insert multi-colored post it notes, a brand new car, and a motivation.
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You get a car covered in posted notes

I insert a pen and a camera
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You get a newspaper article.

I insert a silverfish, a bag of flour, and dim lighting.
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You get flour covered silverfish running around in your bedroom.

I insert the people who insert more than one thing at the time.
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You get a broken giver...

I insert arrows
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You get a bow.

I insert a bunny.
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You get Hlaoroo.

I insert diamonds
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You get pearls.

I insert an arcanist's book.
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You get a book of badly mangled latin and questionable logic.

I insert a stick.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
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