The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a corgi

puts in an apple
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You, sir, receive an apple core. Delicious.
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You get hundreds of sheets of paper flung at your face!

Inserts a bar of chocolate
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you get a gun in a Spot (Superdog) comic.

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you get quickset concrete that pools around your feet

insert a gong
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you get hearing loss
insert a pair of headphones
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WIN A FREE IPOD!

insert toy car
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you get a parking fine

inserts a violin
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You, sir, receive a Fiddler plushie.
[-Inserts that same parking fine-]
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You get a court order!

Inserts some lead
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gets some copper

insert "The Tick" comic book
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you get a book about ticks

inserts moon rocks
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You get footage of the moon landing

Shoves in (inserts) a conspiracy theorist.
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you get that "ancient aliens" guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos.

I insert a meme.
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You get troll

Puts in Naraku
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You, sir, eventually receive Kikyo.
[-Inserts a bowl of soup-]

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You get: an old man eating said bowl of soup

Inserts: a warp drive
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You get: Me using the warp drive to replace a faulty one in a teleportation bay in a year 10k space shuttle to teleport out of the blasted Vending machine! (or in short, a fixed up space shuttle)

I put in: A muffin.
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You, sir, receive Princess Peach's end-game cake.
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you get hotdog flavored water

I insert a Disturbed CD
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you get a psychologist for the CD so it gets less disturbed.

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you get a cute virus plushie

insert five golden rings
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You get a partridge that immediately flies off and roosts in the nearest pear tree

Inserts a fake mustache... *shifty eyes*
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i get : a clown with mustache 0__0
insert: a catnip bomb
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You get: a face punch from a very angry Fox.

Insert: a water buffalo
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get a singing cucumber

inserts singing cucumber
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You get a dancing frog!

Inserts a ski mask...
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You get snow
Inserts sock
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you get Rock in a sock
I insert Lana
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You get Lana in a Banana.
I insert Karishad.
I like Pie!!!
Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie!
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you get a headache.
*inserts monkey wrench*
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You get some pipes

Inserts pillow
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You get an old worn out mattress with a strange stain on it.

I'll insert a box of half eaten chocolates.
Ok so I'm secretly a mouse who lives in a boot. What you have never seen rescue rangers before?

Widget's stats: S- 4, P- 4, E- 8, C- 4, I- 5, A- 10, L- 7

Inky's stats: S- 6, P- 5, E- 4, C- 6, I- 6, A- 7, L- 8
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You get box full of chocolate

Inserts marauder me
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you get an alarm system

*inserts cheap beer six pack*
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You Get: Unhealthy Side-effects.

Insert: Plot Device.
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You get a half finished script in which your plot device is used.

I'll insert an orange traffic cone.
Ok so I'm secretly a mouse who lives in a boot. What you have never seen rescue rangers before?

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You get the results of a driver's test, seems like whoever done this seriously failed their test.

Inserts cashews.
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You get pistachios.

Inserts remote control
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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gets a tv that only operates with a remote... the same remote that you just put into the machine

inserts a pair of sunglasses
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