The Vending Machine Game!
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You get Ness
Inserts some anthropromorphic animal named Dust
Inserts some anthropromorphic animal named Dust
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get a Dust bunny
I insert a monster hunter game
I insert a monster hunter game
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You get a hunted monster
Inserts a rift to an alternate universe that consisted of cheese
Inserts a rift to an alternate universe that consisted of cheese
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get a sign that says "Welcome to cheeseland"
I insert a chuggaaconroy reference
I insert a chuggaaconroy reference
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You get someone saying "NOO!
Inserts Peanut Butter Gamer
Inserts Peanut Butter Gamer
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get Link spazzing while running
I insert the game grumps
I insert the game grumps
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You get a ticket for the "Steam Train"
I insert MatPat.
I insert MatPat.
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You get Pat, Matt.
In goes Whoville.
In goes Whoville.
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You get christmas,the whole thing
I insert music
I insert music
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You get silence.
I shall put in... a bag of potatoes.
I shall put in... a bag of potatoes.
Love me right now! Done.
Why do I still find this funny?SoujiTheFox wrote:(9:36:35 PM) Steve: THE CHRIST AM I NAMED STEVE FOR
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You get a bag of fries
Inserts the vending machine game
Inserts the vending machine game
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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The world ends, it just implodes
I insert light
I insert light
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You get illumination.
So now we'll put in The Void.
So now we'll put in The Void.
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You get eyes. You get so many eyes.
I put in a squid.
I put in a squid.
Love me right now! Done.
Why do I still find this funny?SoujiTheFox wrote:(9:36:35 PM) Steve: THE CHRIST AM I NAMED STEVE FOR
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you get an octopus with a squirtgun
I insert everything thats been inserted into or come out of the vending machines to date
I insert everything thats been inserted into or come out of the vending machines to date
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Oh, gosh, you busted the machine!!! Oh...wait...no....you got six peanut butter crackers in a dirty cellophane wrapper that you have to open with your teeth.
Well, after all that, let's see what a dime gets us.
Well, after all that, let's see what a dime gets us.
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It gets you a normal can of Dr...Thunder?
I insert AN ENTIRE GALAXY
I insert AN ENTIRE GALAXY
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You get a cat.
I insert an MIB neuralizer.
I insert an MIB neuralizer.
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You get a pug in a black suit
Inserts the black cloak (Serafina and the Black Cloak)
Inserts the black cloak (Serafina and the Black Cloak)
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get an organization 13 cloak
I insert a spellbook
I insert a spellbook
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You get a wand of Magic Missiles
I insert a d20.
I insert a d20.
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You get 20 D keys
Inserts a screaming goat
Inserts a screaming goat
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get a musical protege with his own horn section.
We insert a 1911 Maxwell roadster.
We insert a 1911 Maxwell roadster.
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you get 1911 clones of Max.
I stuff the crackers back in praying for something that doesn't involve peanuts.
I stuff the crackers back in praying for something that doesn't involve peanuts.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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you get peanut butter cause the vending machine does what it wants
I insert a gold star
I insert a gold star
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You get a warbling cricket and about twenty pounds of kindling...
Oops, spilled my Dunkin' Donuts coffee into the slot. Good thing there was no sugar in it, right? Right? Oh, fudge...
Oops, spilled my Dunkin' Donuts coffee into the slot. Good thing there was no sugar in it, right? Right? Oh, fudge...
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You get coffee soup.
Inserts spicy cheese.
Inserts spicy cheese.
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you get a stick of Limburger scented Old Spice, with a sticky note instructing someone named bob to destroy it before it ever sees the light of day, and fire whoever thought it up.
i insert a package of staples
i insert a package of staples
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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you get stapled to the floor.
inserts a live recording camera to see where it goes
inserts a live recording camera to see where it goes
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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The signal to the recording equipment dies as soon as the camera is out of sight.
You do get a copy of the Cloverfield movie, though.
I insert a brick.
You do get a copy of the Cloverfield movie, though.
I insert a brick.
Love me right now! Done.
Why do I still find this funny?SoujiTheFox wrote:(9:36:35 PM) Steve: THE CHRIST AM I NAMED STEVE FOR
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you get an endless ocean of cookies and you will drown in it! DROWN IN IT!!!!
I insert a quarter
I insert a quarter
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You get Pepsi-man!
inserts a coat goat.
inserts a coat goat.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Out comes a jeep sheep.
Let's drop in a bucket of chicken feed.
Let's drop in a bucket of chicken feed.
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you get a bucket of chickens
I insert a candy bar
I insert a candy bar
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you get a barmaid named Candi.
i insert a mine turtle
i insert a mine turtle
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a blue shell
I insert a band aid.
I insert a band aid.
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You get a rubber band.
I insert a rhino.
I insert a rhino.
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you get a hippo
inserts a bike voucher.
inserts a bike voucher.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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you get Bikke the Pirate.
I insert sword-chucks
I insert sword-chucks
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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you get woodchucks chucking swords
inserts a note that says your next
inserts a note that says your next
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.