The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a disappointing, upgraded Walkman.

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you get: a work ticket for cleanup detail on a space station that was recently overrun by aliens. they expect you to report for duty in an hour.

i insert: a game with wonky controls.
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a shiny new Nintendo Virtual Boy.

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you get a sewing kit and salad dressing.

I insert a character i haven't used in years.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a handful of self-cringe at the things you said/did back then

I insert a doppelgänger
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You get yourself.

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you get captain picard's fish.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get nothing.
I insert my head
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You get your own brain in a jar. question is where did the rest of your head go?

I insert everything that's been inserted so far over again.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Buster wrote:You get your own brain in a jar. question is where did the rest of your head go?

I insert everything that's been inserted so far over again.
You get this
I insert a tiger
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You get a Little anxious piglet.

I insert a Jack-O'-Lantern.
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you get Jack Skellington

I insert Jack Of Blades
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a bottle of Jack and two swords to complete your manly mancave

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You get The Pillar of Autumn

I insert the Gift of the Fall Maiden and Wisdom's Rellic
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get: A well written Thank You card?... :? (This is what you're referencing, right? I've never seen it.)


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(would have thought Ozpin's little trinket and the power Cinder stole would be worth more than that but whatever.)

You get the Secret of it.

I insert a bookend
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You get the book's cover, ready to be read.

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You get a hedgehog ... and a palm full of quills.

I insert an old paint can lid, color undetermined.
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you get a color chart

I insert the severed head from inside the Icon Of Sin.
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a head of red cabbage, somewhat damaged by canker spotting.

I insert a 1959 copy of a "The Fox and the Crow" comic with the Schwinn bicycle advertisement partly cut out.
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You get a back issue of Archie.

I insert every user that has ever abandoned the forum.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I'm not sure what you've gotten but it's puddling on the floor pretty fast.....

I insert an old Chiquita Banana poster from a 1950s A & P Store....
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You get a banana from the same time period.

I insert Beep-O
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get beeped ....

I insert old green christmas ribbon candy (green was not it's original color...it's old, remember).
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You get tinsel.

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YOU GET A THREAD HONK!

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You get a spare of your head... No explanation how or where it came from.

I insert a box of plastic spoons.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a bunch of actual spoons.

I insert a purple axe.
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You get a dozen orange hatchet.

I put in a French poodle.
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You get a French man with poodle hair.

I insert a bridge.
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you get stock footage of Worf getting ragdolled across it.

i insert a rubber bacon strip
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a bacon themed car tire.

I insert the game Trapper's Delight.
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You get The Parent Trap.

I insert Peanut.
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You get a can of dried brittle, an old Planter's wrapper, and a charming if somewhat frayed poster of "Jimmy Carter for President, 1976".

I insert some Korean won I had left in my pocket from the Winter Olympics and a dented Euro....
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You get a dented up Korean soft drink can.

I insert a buffering YouTube video.
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The Vending machine shows it on the display.

I insert a Post-it block.
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You get a shipment of Post-it notes.

I insert some Faygo stained silk drapes.
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You get 486 tropical colored bow ties.

I insert a tarantula.
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You get s-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ARE THOSE THOUSANDS OF SMALL SPIDERS???!!

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And you get several joke books and Housepets!, book eight. (Gosh, tsMKG, I'm sorry you're sad.)

I drop in several Moxie soda bottle caps.
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