The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get soft sheep wool.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a fountain of youth

I climb back out of the machine, hide among a crowd, wearing my sheepskin. I ambush one, shoving them into the machine. (I guess you could say, I was a FOX is sheep's clothing... XD)
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You get:Sued by Freddy Fazbear Entertainment

I insert:A night guard
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You get a cuddly pirate fox & a whole nother mess of ships
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You get: NOTHING!

I insert a non-existent item.
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you recieve an apology for no insert
I insert <Mixy 3
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You get a result :geek:
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You get the michael bay alternative version. 100,000x the explosions.


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The game starts to lag because there are too many explosions running at once.

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You get: Hit by an anti tank grenade.

I insert: Scrooge from A Christmas carol.
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you recieve haunts by said ghost
I insert poltergist
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You get a recording saying 'Who you gonna call?'

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You get: visited by the ghostbusters.

I insert: Florence Ambrose (From the wonderful "Freefall" webcomic)
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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You get a robot, screaming "DOGGY!!!!"

I insert a page of housepets that hasn't been released yet.
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You get flagged for spoiling this comic, & hate for a distinct amount of time
I insert an anonymous singer
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You get a guy fawkes mask.

I insert 'Little Panda Fighter' (just look it up... *shivers*) "BE GONE, FOUL DEMON!"
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You Get: Foodfight (You now suffer a fate worse than the Devil..)

I insert: Nostalgia Critic
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You get someone (totally NOT nostalgia critic) to experience it, so you don't have to.

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You recieve a room full on mute crickets
I insert a sword collection
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You Get: A Katana from the Sengoku Jidai period of Japan..

I insert: A Dilophosaurus
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You get physical proof of the lockness monster

I insert a carrot
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You get a carrot pen.

I insert a coconut.
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you get a coconut pen.. good luck!!
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You get a picture of Ferb, with a mild expression of shock on his face.

I insert a arcade-token.
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you recieve flashing color changing block letters saying Insert 1/2
I insert the human plinko machine
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You get: Sued for injury of said persons.

I insert the 2nd arcade-token.
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You get: Mugged by some random kids for your tokens

I insert: A great white whale (Reference)
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You get Moby [CENSORED].

I insert [CENSORED] Tracy.
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You get: an entire genre of clones.

I insert DooM
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you get the newer version of it
I insert: insert
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You get: Stuck in limbo.

I insert: The Game, Limbo!
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You get: A team of indie devs who are probably starving to death.
I insert: A dolphin. (I've got to get rid of as many of them as I can... :O )
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Your get three more dolphins.

I insert the chocolate the dolphins stole.
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You get: The Xhoclate Ray.
I insert: Complicated Precalculus homework.
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You get: a headache

I insert an A+ report-card for that class. :)
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you receive stereotypical Asian dad "What! you getta A+, why not A++!?"
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You get OVER 9000!!!!! references.


I insert: That episode of Phineas and Ferb with the nerdy kid who was worry about his report card. "I only got an A+??!?! What am I going to do? My parents will ground me for a week if I get ANYTHING lower than an A++++!" (And yes, I inserted this because I was reminded of it by your 'you get' statement.) (Also the secret here, is that the REAL pro's get S ranked report cards. XD)
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You get: The episode of Phineas and Ferb where Buford (The bully) was running away from his secret French girlfriend in a bear suit.
I insert: A blue ribbon.
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you receive the same blue ribbon saying participation award
I insert scented candles
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: A stink bomb.

I insert: Rambo
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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