The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get Ness
Inserts some anthropromorphic animal named Dust
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You get a Dust bunny

I insert a monster hunter game
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You get a hunted monster

Inserts a rift to an alternate universe that consisted of cheese
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You get a sign that says "Welcome to cheeseland"

I insert a chuggaaconroy reference
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You get someone saying "NOO!

Inserts Peanut Butter Gamer
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You get Link spazzing while running

I insert the game grumps
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You get a ticket for the "Steam Train"

I insert MatPat.
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You get Pat, Matt.

In goes Whoville.
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You get christmas,the whole thing

I insert music
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You get silence.

I shall put in... a bag of potatoes.
Love me right now! Done.
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You get a bag of fries
Inserts the vending machine game
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The world ends, it just implodes

I insert light
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You get illumination.

So now we'll put in The Void.
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You get eyes. You get so many eyes.


I put in a squid.
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you get an octopus with a squirtgun

I insert everything thats been inserted into or come out of the vending machines to date
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
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Oh, gosh, you busted the machine!!! Oh...wait...no....you got six peanut butter crackers in a dirty cellophane wrapper that you have to open with your teeth.

Well, after all that, let's see what a dime gets us.
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It gets you a normal can of Dr...Thunder?

I insert AN ENTIRE GALAXY
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You get a cat.

I insert an MIB neuralizer.
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You get a pug in a black suit
Inserts the black cloak (Serafina and the Black Cloak)
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You get an organization 13 cloak

I insert a spellbook
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You get a wand of Magic Missiles

I insert a d20.
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You get 20 D keys
Inserts a screaming goat
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You get a musical protege with his own horn section.

We insert a 1911 Maxwell roadster.
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you get 1911 clones of Max.

I stuff the crackers back in praying for something that doesn't involve peanuts.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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you get peanut butter cause the vending machine does what it wants

I insert a gold star
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You get a warbling cricket and about twenty pounds of kindling...

Oops, spilled my Dunkin' Donuts coffee into the slot. Good thing there was no sugar in it, right? Right? Oh, fudge...
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You get coffee soup.

Inserts spicy cheese.
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you get a stick of Limburger scented Old Spice, with a sticky note instructing someone named bob to destroy it before it ever sees the light of day, and fire whoever thought it up.

i insert a package of staples
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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you get stapled to the floor.
inserts a live recording camera to see where it goes
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The signal to the recording equipment dies as soon as the camera is out of sight.
You do get a copy of the Cloverfield movie, though.

I insert a brick.
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you get an endless ocean of cookies and you will drown in it! DROWN IN IT!!!!

I insert a quarter
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You get Pepsi-man!
inserts a coat goat.
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Out comes a jeep sheep.

Let's drop in a bucket of chicken feed.
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you get a bucket of chickens

I insert a candy bar
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you get a barmaid named Candi.

i insert a mine turtle
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You get a blue shell

I insert a band aid.
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You get a rubber band.

I insert a rhino.
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you get a hippo
inserts a bike voucher.
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you get Bikke the Pirate.

I insert sword-chucks
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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you get woodchucks chucking swords
inserts a note that says your next
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