The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a bee without the jar and it stings you.

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You get a therapist

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You get the Penguin.

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You get hyperactive children

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You look down, there's nothing... Therefore you fall from an high canyon. *poof*

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you get hit in the face with your own crowbar upon trying to open the vending machine

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You receive an extra cent but the machine eats the rest in the process :lol:

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you get like a billion poorly made memes because thats about what im worth :^)

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Aww, you're worth then that man. Otherwise I wouldn't be playing games with you, right? ;)

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You get the zodiac killer

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You get some magic lemonade.

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The vending machine eats you

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you get mouth wash

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you get a chicken...guess we know what came first now. :P

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you get a mr clean magic eraser

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You get Keene Milton's pool cleaner.
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You get me and I strangle you.

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You get a bad check

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You get Rock Milton.

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You get Dwayne Johnson

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You get a big fat thirty pound block of gold! :D

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You get a microorganism.

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You get brass knuckles

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You get a wrapping paper!

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You get living mangos who refuse to serve you.

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You get compost.

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You get very bright red paint.

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You get a painted car

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You get Uranus.

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You get Transylvanian cuisine

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You get a cold.

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You get the original slippers which actually weren't ruby but wouldn't show up on camera and several midgets

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You see the bones of the Vending Machine burning while a bloody word shows up in the air, that reads: "FATALITY"

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You get UNP's modified pressure washer

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You get a slot machine.

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you get a tiny AI

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Ecnetes desever a teg uoy.

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You get yourself

and Y should be capitalized not E

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"You get neapolitan"
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You get another body bag, but this ones full...of Life magazines

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