The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get some coffee powder and a cup of water to make new coffee.

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You get me rolling on it for days

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You get it back as you might need it on your next mountain tour.

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You get a game cube

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You get a sappy girly movie,

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You get an auction in some art convention

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you get the yellow taken out, and the shirt auctioned off as an OFFICIAL RED GREEN SHIRT!!!!

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You get the red green shirt, plus a back scratcher.

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You get two Mythbusters, a camera crew, and a stove. Oh, and you also get a liability waver.

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You get an arm coming out of the machine waving back at you and disappearing again.

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YOu get a furry, and ...
WHAT IS HE DOING?!?!?!?!?!
QUICK GET HIM OUT OF HERE BEFOR RICK OR DISS SEES :oops:

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get an awkwardly silent crowd.

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You get a brand new sledgehammer.

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It gets sledgehammered

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You get Render without a collar

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you get a half-eaten, half frozen pig heart

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You get me placing it in my wallet, and my wallet into the machine.

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The vending machine gives back your wallet. It kept all coins and punched a small star shaped hole in it. But it placed autograph cards of Peanut, Grape, Fox and King in it.

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You get me Eating that so Crux has something to read... Geez, never seen someone that wanted to get eaten as much as he did....


although it is warm, soft and peaceful/quiet in there, mostly....

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RatHead wrote:although it is warm, soft and peaceful/quiet in there,
... and dark and moist.

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So now I have Crux and a kid inside me...


The Kid I will Digest


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You get me yelling from inside: "EAT THE BONES!"

I insert a can of orange soda
RatHead wrote: Geez, never seen someone that wanted to get eaten as much as he did....
Well... the amusement park that goes alongside your GI tract is way too much fun to only experience it once. XD
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Crux wrote:You get me yelling from inside: "EAT THE BONES!"
Hears/feels this inside of him
Well that was... weirds.

and I already did, i ate the whole kid!
Crux wrote:I insert a can of orange soda
From Inside?
*GIANT BURP*
Oh, excuse me!

You get the rollercoaster goin at double speed; enjoy!

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You get an empty cup and the vending machine turns hyperactive.

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you get me grabbin you and pullin you down so that the pencil-missile that the machine fires doesn't impale you
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You get a welcome.

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You get BROOM TO YOUR FACE!

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You get burned.

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You get render.
Saturn381 wrote:You get burned.
Oh please say it isn't so.

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You get french fries.

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You get Kari being all grumpy.

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You get an electrocardiogram.

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You get sick.

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You get arrested.

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You get another reply.

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You get a scared witch-kitty
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I insert Tarot.
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You get the Kari-motor 2000

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You get worms.

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