The Vending Machine Game!

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sat Aug 27, 2016 5:03 pm

you receive a knife to your neck and a hand over your mouth so not to give his location away
I insert the stink bomb before it could even think about detonating

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sat Aug 27, 2016 7:08 pm

You receive a letter from the gnome workers on the other side of the machine saying: DON'T YOU EVER DROP A BOMB IN HERE AGAIN!!!!

I insert a time-dialation device

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:43 pm

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I insert all of the props that have appeared in the various forum games. including the users who have been used as props.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:45 pm

You get: Buried under all of them.
I insert: A pizza so moldy that its grown legs.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:50 pm

You get: a communist roach revoution.

I insert: An adventurist capitalist

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:53 pm

you get: an inventor who only builds things nobody would ever buy.

I Insert: the end result of fussing FH & AN88 together.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 8:53 am

You get: A confused forum reader, because even after googling it, I STILL have found nothing on AN88, and I have no clue what FH you are referring to.
#AbbreviationsKill

I insert a photo of me snuggling with the evil demonic teddy bear. Which to my knowledge, I am still attempting to do, despite my 5,000,000 stab wounds... ;D

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 11:22 am

You receive multiple stab wounds.

I insert a possessed potato.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 3:58 pm

Your get: A visit from the ghost of Christmas mash'd ... potatoes

I insert my stab wounds

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 3:59 pm

You get: Gunshot wounds...From hunters.

I insert: A Poacher's shotgun.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:01 pm

You get vampire hunting equipment

I insert a cactus

Tales wrote:even after googling it, I STILL have found nothing on AN88, and I have no clue what FH you are referring to.

Look at the two posts directly above mine.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:10 pm

You get 105 degree Fahrenheit weather.

I insert an icecube.

(btw, thanks I just realized the abbreviations were for HP forum users...

)

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:19 pm

you get Antarctica... TO THE FACE!

I insert a first aid kit.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 6:16 pm

you receive a first degree black belt kick to the FACE
I insert a blue button

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 7:17 pm

You get oddly comforting blue string.

I insert more references.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:31 pm

You get some unused internet feature.

I insert a Game Genie in the Vending Machine.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:56 pm

You get: Elder Scrolls VI

I insert the 'would-you-rather' thread

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:54 pm

you get a WYR question face mungo or boris in a fight
I insert a plushie version of Red XIII

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 12:11 am

You get a Possessed Sephiroth Doll.

I insert a canadian $2 bill, several pennies, and a $0.50 coin.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:36 pm

You get: An American two dollar bill, twice as many hey-pennies than pennies, and two quarters.
I insert: A medical needle.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:49 pm

you recieve

I insert a static shock DC movie

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:12 pm

You get: The Nostalgia Critic. (He remembers it so you don't have to!)

I insert: A old WWI uniform and matching equipment.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:29 pm

You get: The other side's counterpart to that uniform from the same time period.

I Insert: the machine into itself.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:31 pm

You get over clocking skills

I insert art into the machine

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:32 pm

You get: a furry community that consumes all art in existance.

I insert that clip from CSI regarding furries. (Please, machine, burn it! Destroy it! Erase it from existance!)

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:34 pm

the vending machine shivers and gives it back

I insert a cup of coffee into the vending machine

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:41 pm

The machine glows brightly, but then you hear a shattering sparking noise, and the machine stops working.

I insert a mechanic to repair it.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:45 pm

*machine remains impaired*
*inserts toolset*

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:52 pm

You get: hit in the head with a hammer.

I insert: 20,000 dollars.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 11:34 pm

You get: A sticky note saying 'Thanks!' along with the machine being fixed now that the mechanic has gotten the proper payment.
I insert: A wig.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:41 pm

you recieve tickets to vidcon & a cosplay outfit
I insertthe Big Book of Duct Tape

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:45 pm

You get a fur suit, constructed entirely of duct-tape. Surprisingly, the fur feels remarkably soft. O_O

I insert a ticket to Anthrocon 2017

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Sep 09, 2016 1:45 pm

you receive a work schedule that gets shuffled around almost as often as mine, preventing you from going. the vending machine goes in your place, in a surprisingly convincing costume.

i insert a replacement vending machine.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Fri Sep 09, 2016 1:57 pm

You get: A raise from the company.

I insert: Alfred Hitchcock

Rocco Rex · Post by **Rocco Rex** » Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:19 pm

Receives a bat, the animal type

Inserts a balloon gun

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:39 pm

You receive a bubble blaster!
I insert a marble slab.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:47 pm

You get a marVle slaP.

I insert a 4-gallon kit of resin.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:17 pm

you recive 4 gallons of raisins
I insert timbertones series of movies depicting life & beyond death

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:20 pm

You get a prediction that you will one day win an academy award, posthumously.

I insert a bottle of cranberry soda.

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:24 pm

You get a can of cranberries.

I insert a (computer) mouse.