The Vending Machine Game!
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I exchange them with a sword.
And I put the sword in the Vending Machine just to see if I can get a better weapon.
And I put the sword in the Vending Machine just to see if I can get a better weapon.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
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You get a Rotted Boko Spear (0 dmg).
I insert Ernesti Echevalier
I insert Ernesti Echevalier
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get Kurata Tsubasa.
I insert Bino and an albino elephant.
I insert Bino and an albino elephant.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get Dumbo with a pencil neck.
I insert a green tomato.
I insert a green tomato.
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You get a tomato plant sprout.
I insert a sugar cube.
I insert a sugar cube.
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You get a sweet disposition.
I inset a 1961 Nash Rambler.
I inset a 1961 Nash Rambler.
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you get a grill cheese sanwich that caused the end of the world.
i insert a bad CG stunt double.
i insert a bad CG stunt double.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get two stunted CGs.
I insert a copy of every People magazine published in 1992.
I insert a copy of every People magazine published in 1992.
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You get made Person of the year 1993.
I insert the poster below me.
I insert the poster below me.
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...... Aaaaaannnnnd I'M BACK !! Wait a minute, where's my underwear? And my socks? And my eyebrows?
I insert a hellbender salamander.
I insert a hellbender salamander.
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You get yourself. No i don't understand how that works, no neither of you are clones, nor from the past/future.
I insert a single photon.
I insert a single photon.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a thousand shrapnel bursts of dried out lemon drops.
I insert a ribbon-bedecked bouquet of dandelions.
I insert a ribbon-bedecked bouquet of dandelions.
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You get a bottle labelled "Poison Ivy Extract"
I insert Buster.
I insert Buster.
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You get Buster from the Tiny Toons
I insert Genesis does what Nintendon't
I insert Genesis does what Nintendon't
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
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You get a bunch of poorly made games.
I insert 13 cookies, my lost red sweater, and the smell of holly, vanilla, and snow.
I insert 13 cookies, my lost red sweater, and the smell of holly, vanilla, and snow.
As I gaze upon the stars, I realize how much I will miss this world.
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
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You get journal 1.
I insert the pile of atari jaguar discs that tsMKG appears to have abandoned.
I insert the pile of atari jaguar discs that tsMKG appears to have abandoned.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a fine for littering.
I insert a Strawberry.
I insert a Strawberry.
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You get a really bad Apple parody.
I insert a vinyl record of Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 12.
I insert a vinyl record of Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 12.
As I gaze upon the stars, I realize how much I will miss this world.
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
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You get a ? in warm tones.
I insert a VHS tape.
I insert a VHS tape.
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You get a VHS tape of memories. Memories of all the things I have ever lost, won, and the memories I will not speak of.
I insert a small paintbrush, it's bristles stained blue.
I insert a small paintbrush, it's bristles stained blue.
As I gaze upon the stars, I realize how much I will miss this world.
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
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...and out flies the Bluebird of derppiness.
I insert eight pounds of four-day old melon rinds.
I insert eight pounds of four-day old melon rinds.
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you get an upset gerudo vai complaining about litter in her garden.
i insert the slip from the fine.
i insert the slip from the fine.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get Judge Judy. (How the heck....?)
I insert twelve detail-painted Ukrainian Easter eggs.
I insert twelve detail-painted Ukrainian Easter eggs.
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You get a large, indescribable piece of meat, so that you may feast this Easter. Do not wonder what the meat is made of, it is only in your head.
I insert a large box full of buttons, with six fingered finger prints on the front.
I insert a large box full of buttons, with six fingered finger prints on the front.
As I gaze upon the stars, I realize how much I will miss this world.
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
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you get a Deck of Many Things.
I insert $1.25
I insert $1.25
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a package of tropical sprinkles from my local convenience store.
I insert a clay doll.
I insert a clay doll.
As I gaze upon the stars, I realize how much I will miss this world.
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
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You get Raggetty Ann in a pipe-fitters outfit.
I insert a detached truck bumper I found on the side of Route 95.
I insert a detached truck bumper I found on the side of Route 95.
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You get run over by Optimus Prime who wants his bumper back.
I insert a DVD box set of Star Trek:- Deep Space 9 series one.
I insert a DVD box set of Star Trek:- Deep Space 9 series one.
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You get a set of Animaniac tapes featuring guest star appearances from the Rugrats.
I insert a Kirby vacuum cleaner.
I insert a Kirby vacuum cleaner.
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You get: your pant leg sucked into the vacuum
I insert an old laptop
I insert an old laptop
Allons-y
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You get a disembodied lap.
I insert the original USS Enterprise.
I insert the original USS Enterprise.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Welsh Halfwit
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You get Captain Archer living in your room. And bitten by Porthos.
I inset a single playing card.
I inset a single playing card.
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And you get 10, 000 hearts on children's valentines. (Gosh, if it had been a Club, you coulda been buried alive!)
I insert a Carp.
I insert a Carp.
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You get me drinking it. ^^
I insert a glas full of milk.
I insert a glas full of milk.
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You get a Holstein with glasses. Bifocals, actually.
Back up the mixer, I'm pouring a load of cement into this baby.
Back up the mixer, I'm pouring a load of cement into this baby.
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You get fined $1,000,000,000,000 for breaking the machine
I set up a new one.
I set up a new one.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Your bicycle has been taken to pay for the new machine.
*inserts the Klopman Diamond
*inserts the Klopman Diamond
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
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You get 1, 000 Diamond matches and a can of walnuts.
I'm inserting a watermelon.
I'm inserting a watermelon.
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You get 2 burritos
I inserted Darkness
I inserted Darkness
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"