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The Vending Machine Game! 
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You either get a Brit calling you a wuss (if it's American Mustard) or an American with their mouth on fire (if it's English)

I insert a bottle of Shower Gel.

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Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:13 am
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You get... To be clean! yay!

I insert a portal gun

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Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:49 pm
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You get an Aperture Science Edgeless Safety Cube, and a set of ten Aperature Science Automated Turrets...
Who have conveniently been arranged in a 10-pin formation on the other side of the room and don't seem to have any ammo...

I insert a wallet made of lasers

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Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:36 pm
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You get a finger-less pickpocket

I insert a courier

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Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:37 pm
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You get Fallout New Vegas.

I insert ten origami cranes.

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You get a komatsu elevator vehicle.

Hmm, okay, let's try a Lionel steam train.


Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:12 pm
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You get an angry silver lynel.

I insert the Minecart Magnesis Flying Machine

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Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:22 pm
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You get an Angel Ring.

I insert a stack of cobblestone.

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Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:55 am
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You get some stone bricks (you should build a castle!w)

I insert a pack of cookies

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Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:37 am
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You get back an empty wrapper and an I.O.U.

I insert some legos and a severed foot.

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Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:48 am
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...and out slithers a bare-foot centipede with multicolored toenails. Ulp!

In go three old snow tires and a gas cap lock.


Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:49 am
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You get a winterized trike with no gas.

I insert a selection of 3rd Ed D&D books.

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you get a set of well-used pathfinder character sheets.

I insert a tacky lamp

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Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:42 pm
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You get an extremely shrunken abandoned parking lot.

I insert a soiled checker board.


Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:47 pm
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You get a Frankenstein style creature made out of a checkerboard patern of forum user bits harvested from the attack thread.

I insert SINISTAR.

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Thu May 03, 2018 9:07 pm
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Out comes a bedraggled Elton John singing "Pin-Ball Wizard" slightly off-key.

Insert a wheelbarrow loaded with cactus plants.


Mon May 07, 2018 12:33 pm
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You get the wheels, the thorns, and a note that reads 'Ow'.

*Inserts a theoretical solution to world peace*


Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:23 pm
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You get a theoretical Nobel Prize.

I insert a handful of cherries.

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Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:27 am
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You get a Jubilee !! Hooray !!

So I'm pumping in some three day old lemonade from a failed street corner enterprise.


Wed Jun 27, 2018 11:08 am
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You get combustible lemons

I insert some Lionel train track.

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Wed Jun 27, 2018 11:25 am
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You get Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends.

So let's jam a tug boat in there and see what comes out.


Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:22 pm
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You get an anchor and two cable length of anchor chain.

I insert an empty lighter.

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Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:18 am
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You get a hundred doused cigar butts.

Let's try a couple of old tractor tires...


Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:47 am
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You get tractor bubblegum

I insert the Monster Reborn card into the vending machine.

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Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:23 am
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You get an infantile monster...

Dropping in a sack of clam shells...


Thu Jun 28, 2018 2:16 pm
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You get a sack of Shell Oil.

I introduce in the Vending Machine the pearls I have stolen from the clam shells of the above user.

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You get Pearl Jam.

Hmmm, alright, let's push in a whole bushel bag of horseshoes.


Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:55 pm
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You get a Horsantula.

I put in the Zeo Crystal.

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You get an Energem case with a bomb in it.

I insert a spatula

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Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:19 pm
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You get flipped out.

I pump in a tanker-load of Cream Soda.


Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:04 pm
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It explodes and now there's cream everywhere.

I put the remaining pieces of the exploded Vending Machine™ in one made out of cream soda.

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Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:33 am
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The cream soda drains away to reveal a perfect normal vending machine.

I put an Omnitrix in the machine.

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You get an astonishing series of DNA transformations along with a splitting headache...

Alright, here goes a concrete block. Umphhh! (I'm not very good at this!)


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it spits the block back out on top of you, however it comes out looking polished and has "writer's block" chiseled into it's side now

i insert monty python.

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You get General Montgomery encircled by a number of admiring and patriotic boa constructors.

I insert a pile of used roof shingles (no more bricks!).


Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:29 pm
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You get a bad rash.


I insert a Switch.

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Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:09 am
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The Vending Machine switches OFF.

I force open the turned OFF Vending Machine with a crowbar and insert a destructible wooden crate in it.

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Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:59 pm
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You get a crate-r.

Let's pour in a quart of WD-40.


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You get Doc.

i insert a spatula.

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