I have 9 animals here, and I would like you to assign their alignment.

I actually posted this in my DA journal. But since I figured that very few people follow it, I decided to post one here too.

Anyway, the alignment breakdown:
Horizontal
LAW -
This animal behaves orderly, and can be very obedient. It has a predictable pattern, and lives within a clear structure of society.
CHAOS -
This animal relies heavily on instinct, and often acts on its own. It does whatever it wants, and is not bound by anything.
Vertical
LIGHT -
This animal is nice and friendly, it will play with the others and make them feel better. It won't attack anyone unless its master or itself is threatened!
DARK -
This animal is self-centered, it doesn't care about the others at all. It will hurt and harm the others without second thought to achieve its own goal, even if it is not necessary.

Note: Dark doesn't equal to Evil, and Light doesn't equal to Good. It is only a measurement of how warm (friendly) it is toward the others (both human and other animals.)

With 9 possible combinations:
Law Light
Neutral Light
Chaos Light
Law Neutral
True Neutral
Chaos Neutral
Law Dark
Neutral Dark
Chaos Dark

The animals:
Dog
Cat
Mouse
Wolf
Tiger
Fox
Lion
Raccoon
Rabbit

Since there are 9 alignments and 9 animals, please assign each alignment to each animal. That means there can only be one of each alignment, no two "Law Light"s. It would be nice if you can include a short reason too.

Since the options is very limited, so it doesn't have to be absolutely correct. Just try your best to assign them all!

My own example (in my opinion, from the most accurate to the least accurate):
Dog - Law Light: Loyal and friendly
Fox - Chaos Dark: Will trick others for its own gain
Lion - Law Neutral: Has a orderly social structure
Raccoon - True Neutral: Do whatever it needs to survive
Rabbit - Neutral Light: Docile and doesn't attack the others
Tiger - Chaos Neutral: Has no set "rule" for territorial rights
Wolf - Neutral Dark: Can work alone or work in a pack, but kills the weak freely
Cat - Chaos Light: Free but get along with the others
Mouse - Law Dark: Gathers in pack and destroys furniture

As you can see, some of them are really inaccurate. So don't worry about the accuracy too much.

Most importantly, this whole thread is not important, so don't take it seriously and don't worry about messing up. Whatever reason you use works! So go on without fear! I await your opinions!

[Disregard]

Lawful light: dog
Neutral light: rabbit
Chaotic light: cat
Lawful neutral: wolf
True neutral: mouse
Chaotic neutral: fox
Lawful dark: lion
Neutral dark: tiger
Chaotic dark: raccoon

I guess people don't like assigning alignments, do they?