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Post 1000 Ways To Die
Well, with Keene dead (or not), I think that's the right time to unleash this forum game.

The rule is simple: post wacky reasons that Keene could have died for :mrgreen: (It won't be cannon obviously :P )

I'll start:

Keene was beat up to death by the Bionic Granny when he was leaving his mansion.

Post yours! :mrgreen:

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Does it have to be Keene? I feel like this game will die by the end of the current arc.

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Thu Apr 14, 2016 3:50 pm
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We can change to "He" at the end of the arc. (Or any character if you want)

Keene jumped in the pool. The pool still had unswimmable jello.

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Keene slipped and fell into a bucket of deadly slugs.

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Keene ate the Milton lunch specials :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Keene tried to drink away his troubles, then thought, "Why not go for a drive?" Surprisingly, rather than hitting a tree or something, the car was crushed by a giant robot that escaped Japan.

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Post Re: 1000 Ways To Die
I have to share this here. It's an awesome and relevant ad from Australia.
Keene could have done any one of those things.

But more likely he was told that his money had run out as a joke and he had a heart attack. :P

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His siblings betrayed him.

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Terminal icecream headache from binge-eating

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The mama's curse transformed Keene into a camel and he died at the hoof of Thomas fighting for the affections of Sophie.


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The show Flip that Den upgraded it's tools to battery powered tools. Karishad forgot to put them off and one of them hit Keene while he was asleep.

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Keene read this thread and fainted, thus causing his death.

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Crushed under a falling Tarot.


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