Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for not fetching said 'stick'.
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Banned for throwing the stick at me. That is rude
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Banned for being in the way of his stick.
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Banned for having a last name that sounds like a pun on 'collar' and/or 'collie'
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Banned for busting his chops. And also for making me use that pun.
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Banned because it is a teusday.
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Banned for misspelling and not capitalizing Tuesday.
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Banned for banning a person when you were doing your civil duty to ensure proper grammar.
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Banned for pandaring to d-rock's behavior.
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Banned for having hair.
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banned for rendering such a hairbraned ban.
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Banned for making me think of Bran Muffins by saying hairbraned.
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Banned for complainin' bout muffin important.
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Banned for the bad puns - all of you.
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Banned for implying that there, potentially, can be good puns. :P
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Banned for not providing anotter pun.
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Banned for thinking otters are punny.
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Banned for making my brain feel pun-ted.
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All of you are banned. You will now be pun-ished.
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Banned for all of this heat everyone is getting
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Banned for not being colored at least partly blue.
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Banned for sitting in Hound's tree.
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Banned for orchestrating said event.
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Banned for disagreed with orchestration of events, performed by moderators and/or administrators.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for stealing the '/' that I threw earlier.
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banned for trying to change the subject back to one we've already moved past.
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Banned for banning me because I'm not wearing my favorite color
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banned for not being feline
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Banned for not being canine.
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Banned for living149,600,000km or 92,960,000 miles from a massive solar event that provides heat on a small rock by bombarding it with radiation. And for being okay with being bombarded by radiation
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Banned for not pressing the spacebar between your words in
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Banned because I'm typing on a tablet and apparently it doesn't auto space pasted words. You didn't know this but you should have. So you are also banned for not being considerate
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banned for seemingly assuming omniscience in your peers.
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Banned for future reasoning.
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Banned for liking a special tree.
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banned, because I to have a red bandana now. so I cant ban you for a red bandana like I planned.
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Banned for borrowing my red bandana.
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Banned for not starting up a red bandana fan club.
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Banned for creating a club that rivals the Stupid Hat Club in membership numbers.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned because...it's not my fault that people don't like stupid hats?
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