Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 25, 2015 10:14 pm

Banned because too long a stick jumps both ways. After all is not a stumbling first step a storyteller without equal?

Post by **Render** » Tue May 26, 2015 6:22 am

Banned for using jumping sticks as a banning reason.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 26, 2015 7:16 am

Banned because of this bucket. \_/

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue May 26, 2015 7:24 am

Banned for not filling this bucket with some water.
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HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 26, 2015 1:17 pm

Banned for having a hole in your bucket.

Post by **Render** » Tue May 26, 2015 6:29 pm

Banned for not fixing it for him. Here have a bucket with water. \~/

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 26, 2015 7:10 pm

Banned for failure to include all proper symbols, like so: \̠̂·̠̂·̠̂/ /̲\ |o̲̅||̲̅ -̲̅|

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:51 pm

Buster wrote:/̲\

Banned for being part of the Illuminati.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 27, 2015 12:14 am

Banned for mistaking the symbol for 'safe to bleach' for an Illuminati symbol.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed May 27, 2015 8:31 am

Banned for CAPS LOCK.

Post by **Render** » Wed May 27, 2015 1:10 pm

Banned for giving up your plan with the cat.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed May 27, 2015 1:23 pm

Banned for not helping with the plan instead of ban...

Post by **Render** » Wed May 27, 2015 2:13 pm

Banned for also not bringing a dumb cat with you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 27, 2015 4:28 pm

Banned for... Uh... You know I can't actually think of any excuses.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed May 27, 2015 4:31 pm

Banned for fun.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Wed May 27, 2015 8:21 pm

Banned for *gets interrupted* HEY LOOK OVER THERE!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed May 27, 2015 8:53 pm

Banned for looking at other bannings instead of looking at the banning your currently banning a ban on a ban and nonsense.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Wed May 27, 2015 9:08 pm

Banned for being nonsensical.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 27, 2015 10:06 pm

banned for making sense.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu May 28, 2015 6:05 am

Yo Cat, I heard you liking Bans, so I put a ban on your banning, so you can be banning while you're banned. EI. Banned for banning.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Fri May 29, 2015 10:48 am

Banned for.. well that, and I will just be self centered and say also banned for not noticing that I have been here for a year and no congratulations or parades or anything. So you get banned for that too.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri May 29, 2015 11:00 am

Banned for thinking you get a parade for being on for long enough.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Fri May 29, 2015 11:01 am

Banned because, Diss got one.

Invisan · Post by **Invisan** » Fri May 29, 2015 3:24 pm

Banned because buy one geht one free.

Post by **Render** » Fri May 29, 2015 3:26 pm

Banned for ninjaing.

Invisan · Post by **Invisan** » Fri May 29, 2015 3:42 pm

Banned for ignoring that Ninjas cant be Banned because they are way to stealth.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri May 29, 2015 8:28 pm

Banned for stealth.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Fri May 29, 2015 8:33 pm

Banned for lack of stealth.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri May 29, 2015 8:37 pm

banned for reasons unrelated to stealth.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Fri May 29, 2015 8:59 pm

Banned for not capitalizing your B.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat May 30, 2015 7:01 am

Banned for ending as you began.

Post by **Render** » Sat May 30, 2015 8:53 am

Banned for posting post 9311 in this thread.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat May 30, 2015 12:25 pm

Banned for counting posts.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat May 30, 2015 12:43 pm

banned for not being a cat.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat May 30, 2015 4:54 pm

Banned for wishing for more big cats.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat May 30, 2015 5:02 pm

Banned for not seeing the superiority of cats.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Sat May 30, 2015 5:27 pm

Banned for speaking truth.

Post by **Render** » Sat May 30, 2015 7:57 pm

Banned for claiming to be a cat but having a fox avatar.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat May 30, 2015 8:49 pm

Banned for why not.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sat May 30, 2015 11:04 pm

Banned for how come?