Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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dude... banned for being 50x lazier :P
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Banned because I have no idea what you are talking about. :roll:
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Banned for nearly setting me on fire! Now I have a burns on my butt!
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Banned for not being on fire.
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Banned for not knowing if your old login is still valid or not.
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Banned for having an actual signature as one of your signatures.
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Banned for peeking into my window. Now leave before I get a knife!
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Banned for wanting a knife.
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Banned for having a spoon instead of a knife

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Banned for accusing me of pretending a spoon being a knife.
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Banned for being a spoon
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Banned for calling me a spoon now.
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Banned because I always read your name as "Reindeer" even though you don't have a reindeer avatar.
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Banned for having a paranoid Peanut avatar.
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banned for having an avatar i have trouble identifying, yet looks familiar...
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Banned for not recognizing Ryan Gosling. Or, more specifically, not recognizing him when he was named earlier on the "What have you noticed about the user above you?" topic.
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Banned for misidentifying David Hasselhoff. Don't Hassle the Hoff.
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Banned for inadvertently hassling the hoff by identifying his misidentification.
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banned for non-monochrome text.
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Banned for being slightly too far to the left of time.
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banned for being on an island resort and not inviting the rest of us. :(
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned because I genuinely hate 04 for what she's doing to Sandy. "For her own good" my toy collection.
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Banned for making a a predictable judgment on a situation where 70% of the information on whats going on is being deliberately obfuscated.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for having your name with the same starting letter as the word Banned
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banned for derailing the lyrics.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned because the RPs I'm in are moving slowly and I'm bored. :lol:
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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banned for blaming me for that when its Roo who hasn't posted yet.
Also for being impatient. it's only been a day.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for assuming I was blaming you, and banned for assuming I was talking about RV when I was just talking in general.

I said I was bored, not that you caused the boredom. :)
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banned for not not being purple.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for not being white

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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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banned for that statement being inaccurate if taken in a particular context.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for being buster
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banned for not being me.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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banned for not being me while being you
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for not being Buster while she's not being you while she's being herself.
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Banned for not being NaF while he's not being Buster while she's not being NaF, but rather herself, who is not you.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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banned for trying to find a win in this thread, it's in the other one.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for breaking the combo
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It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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Banned for having posted the 10958th post in this thread.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for being only 66 posts away from 10000.
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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