Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for using your digits to recalculate your age.
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Banned for still not staying banned!
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Banned for not accepting my being disbanded. (Extra points for pun! ;) )
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Banned for trying to out-pun Kari! That's for another thread!
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Banned for unraveling another thread.
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Banned for having a sports logo as your avatar
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banned tor having a low budget anime avatar. linear gradients as shading are just tacky.
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Banned for advocating budgetary excess.
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Banned for trying to prevent bureaucratic overspending and hyperinflation!
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Banned for talking like a bumper sticker.
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Banned for checking out my bumper.
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Banned for fender flaunting.
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Banned because i felt like it.
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Banned for an avatar that half the forum envies.
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Banned for practicing one of the cardinal sins!
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Banned for supporting the slaughter of (LA) Angels yesterday!

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Banned for questioning the fact that mauling is what cubs do!
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Banned for apologizing for ursine juvenile delinquency.
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Banned for not understanding that cubs tend to be delinquent when they're called lovable losers for over a hundred years.
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Banned for putting the wind up people with Ursine humour.
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Banned for relentlessly (and hilariously) continuing this un-bear-able theme...…..
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Banned fur not putting a paws to this unbearable mess even if you had claws to!
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banned for resembling a bullseye
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Banned for making an optical conclusion.
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Banned for the simple sake of banning somebody.
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Banned for thinking that hawks have fangs, and for using Jackie Robinson's number after it's been retired!
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Banned for ignoring the menace of vampire raptors.
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Banned for not being dayzee.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for too many uppercase letters in your name.
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Banned for lack of Capitalization in yours.
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Banned for lack of CAPITALIZATION in yours!
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banned for not letting me use your avatar as a dart board.
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Banned for darting around.
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Banned for being too fast!
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Banned for advocating lethargy.
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Banned for two reasons, 1. You are banned as a small sacrifice towards getting the Key of the Twilight and gaining unlimited control over the online game known as The World. NOW I ONLY NEED TO BAN FIVE MORE!
And 2. You are also banned because your username has no numbers and starts and ends with the same letter.
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Banned for lacking a suitable key chain.
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