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The Vending Machine Game! 
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You get a Waffle House breakfast special and a couple of horse race tips from the guy you sat beside at the counter. (Gosh, the stuff they pack into this machine!)

In goes a Brontosaurus (okay, okay, I know, it's an Apatosaurus - sheesh!).


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you get fred flintstone

i insert twitter's main server. don't worry, i'm sure nobody will miss it.

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You get canceled.

I insert a single jean.

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you get a very angry phoenix.

i insert Hugh Jackman

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Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:38 am
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A cross between a :evil: and a :ugeek:
I insert PBG (Peanut Butter Gamer)

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Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:11 pm
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Out comes Peanut Butter Sandwich.

Drop in a python.


Wed Sep 11, 2019 2:05 am
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You get Monty Python And The Holy Graill The documentary of king Arthur's life. Jk, It's just a silly movie

I insert Pokéfarm Q

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You get Avenue Q.

In goes a Harley-Davidson chopper.


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out comes a mud covered slightly deranged looking Arnold Schwarzenegger.

in goes a facehugger egg.

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Out goes a head crab
I insert Mickey Mouse Club House

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You get a Cease and Desist notice courtesy of the house of mouse.

i insert a bag of doritos

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You get the bag back - empty.

Drop in a pair of swimming trunks.


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In return you get only a swim shirt

I insert a rooster at dawn

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you get one of those chattering plastic teeth things

i insert a rose, a creeper costume, and a bear suit

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You get Barney Bear doing a minuet to the Woody Woodpecker theme.

We pour in a barrel of Hawaiian poi.


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You get Hawaiian Punch
I insert Scott Sterling, a kingdom hearts 2 creeper, and every single episode of the Veggietales Larry Boy cartoon.

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you get scott pilgrim making a salad.

i insert an empty chip bag

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Sat Sep 14, 2019 7:25 am
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You get a full bag of chips and a note saying you owe the machine a dollar

I insert a gently used silk glove


Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:12 am
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You get several hundred clippings from the "Mis. Manner's etiquette column.

In go four boxes of Cheez-its.


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You get "so much cheese we may just run out of cheese"

I insert a copious amount of notes

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you get wallpapered with off-brand post-its

I insert Hawkfang's next post

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You get NOTHING
I insert international peace treaty Lowenthal

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you get world peas (no that's not a typo)

i retroactively insert your post.

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You get every single book you will ever want, but only in 1337
I inset the profanity filter filtering out the first name of an actor.

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Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:30 pm
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You get a bag of circus peanuts and a water bed.

In goes a box of Honey Nut Cheerios.

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you get a box of Froot Loops

I insert a 4 pound bag of pretzel m&ms


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You get a case of bottled water and a slightly used couch.

I insert a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses.

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You get a ban-ray. The world cowers in fear.

I insert one of those springy door stops that makes a weird noise when you pull em back

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You get a slinky

I insert a skull


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You get a DVD of a community theater staging of Hamlet and a bowler hat.

I insert a bottle of diet soda.

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You get a case of the hiccups with an aftertaste vaguely resembling Naugahyde.

So, we'll drop in a porcupine.


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Out comes a can of peaches in heavy syrup and a bottle of wine.

In goes a case of motor oil.

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