The Vending Machine Game!

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:19 am

You get a brown cheese sword.

I insert a guardrail.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:03 am

You get a metric ton of bubble warp.

I insert blood, sweat, tears, and a little bit of dirt.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:53 am

You get a Blood, Sweat, and Tears CD, and a bag of potting soil.

I insert a bag of beef jerky.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:26 pm

You get a large male bovine with a total lack of social skills and a shrill, grading, nasal laugh...…

In goes a Starbuck's expresso press.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 6:00 pm

You get s coffeemaker and a gift card.

I insert a pair of bifocals.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:15 pm

You get Bubbles' iconic glasses.

I insert a translucent blue rubber duck i definitely didn't swipe from someone else's avatar.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Feb 24, 2019 1:11 pm

You get a suspicious look from a very squishy typhlosion

I insert every word in the English language

OdedZeituni98 · Post by **OdedZeituni98** » Sun Feb 24, 2019 1:54 pm

You get a dictionary

I insert a can of Coca Cola

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Feb 24, 2019 2:08 pm

You get nothing. But you feel content as the signature sense of American Corporatism™ washes over you.

I insert a Discord server with only a few members

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:32 pm

You get the satisfaction of belonging to a special community and an old movie chair with no cup holder.

Let's try a doggie water dish.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:37 pm

You get water and kibble.

I insert a ceiling fan.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:51 pm

You get a beanie cap in your size from the "Beanie and Cecil" show - not the cartoon but the puppet show!

In goes a truckload of Mac and Cheese. With raisins.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Feb 28, 2019 5:52 pm

You get a box of Raisin Bran.

I insert a picture of George Jetson.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:15 am

You get the full series of "The Jetsons" in an unmarked box.

I insert an edited apple.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 4:36 pm

You get a graphic apple. And some applesauce.

I plunk in a basket of pine knots.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:18 pm

You get a package of hot dogs and s’mores.

I insert a sales flyer from an auto parts store.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 7:33 pm

You get far too many car parts that you don't need.

I insert an unsolvable math equation.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 7:37 pm

You get The Hodge Conjecture.

I insert a cupcake cookbook.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:11 pm

You get a pamphlet which covers both grease fires and indigestion.

In goes a chukawalla lizard.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 7:45 pm

You get a postcard from the Sonoran Desert.

In goes a hammock.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 9:10 pm

You get a nap and thin coating of squirrel-gnawed acorn fragments.

Down the slot goes eighty pounds of Lego pieces.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:31 pm

and out goes eighty pounds of lego men
I insert myself into the vending machine by jumping in.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:10 pm

You get ejected wrapped in a package with your nutritional information written on it.

I insert a jar of marmalade.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:12 pm

You get breakfast for four million ants.

Let's insert a few bunches of bananas.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:18 pm

You get a wheelbarrow full of loaves of banana bread.

I insert a can of stewed tomatoes.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:57 pm

You get a pixilated pizza.

In goes a truck load of IKEA furniture.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:56 am

Out comes a set of gorgeous, well-built furniture.

I insert a bucket of yellow paint

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:49 am

You get extreme caution.

I insert too much dairy.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:00 pm

You get a nauseous Holstein.

You insert a topographic map of the island of Greenland.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:22 pm

the vending machine spits out a map of Iceland

I insert a french fry

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:27 pm

You get a French high school boy.

I insert Yuga Aoyama.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:27 am

You get a flamboyant outfit and a French dictionary.

In goes salt and pepper shakers.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:13 pm

you get a salt and pepper shake, gross

I throw the salt and pepper shake back into the vending machine

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:38 pm

You get medicine for an upset stomach.

I insert a box of ceramic bells.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:13 pm

You get the Liberty Bell.

I insert Need for Speed Underground.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:14 am

you get it back, but now it only has the first race, the rest are DLC. also, racing is pay walled behind micro transactions since you have to pay real world money for your virual gas. the game is still a full price title.

i insert an old Linkin Park CD.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:05 pm

You get it back, but now it only plays at ear destruction sound levels.

I insert a vending machine purifier.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:19 pm

You get five minutes of very light air breeze. And a kleenix.

So, in goes a pumpkin.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:56 pm

out goes a pumpkin with a creepily realistic face
in goes a tater tot

Ralph · Post by **Ralph** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:13 pm

Only one!! This is a scam!!

Insert giant dog plushy!!