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granted, the temperature goes above a thousand degrees Celsius.
I wish that potatoes will disappear from existance

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granted, a a side effect though one of your ancestors retroactively starved to death and ten generations of your family, including you, were never born.

i wish for replacement potatoes

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granted, they are made of plastic

I wish that I had a TARDIS

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Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:07 pm
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Granted. It can only travel to its current location in space and time, and it is not bigger on the inside.

I wish the roads were in better driving condition.

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granted, but all cars disappear
I wish I could remember to put my wishes in this and put stuff in the vending machine in the vending machine game.

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Granted. You now consistently mix up the Word Chain and Word for a Word.

I wish I didn't sometimes mix up the Word Chain and Word for a Word...

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Granted, you've accidentally locked yourself out of your internet connection permanently, and don't have to worry about either anymore.

i wish the replacement potatoes were more edible.

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Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:13 pm
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Granted, they are edible but have deadly diseases
I wish that SCP 173 would stop appearing in Containment Breach

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Granted. You close your eyes so you can no longer see him.

I wish I hadn't woken up nauseous today

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Granted, but now you'll be nauseous at bedtime.

Wish I had a snowblower.


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Granted, it makes a huge racket and there snow way to stop it.

I wish I had better eyesight. (I am unsure if the next person can mess this up.)

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Granted. You enjoy your enhanced vision until vacuum decay unexpectedly removes Earth from existence shortly thereafter. Not much to see, now.

I wish I had a million dollars.

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All yours - a truck full of monopoly money and an astronomical UPS delivery charge.

How about front row 50-yardline seats for the Super-Bowl?


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Granted. I hope you enjoy getting hit in the face with a football every few seconds.

I wish for something dull.

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Granted. a mugger stabs you with a dull shiv.

I wish for something blue

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Granted. The sky falls on you.

I wish for something orange

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granted, you get a five hundred gallon can of orange soda, you die from having five hundred gallons crushing you
I wish that I have superpowers

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Granted. You receive your choice of a superpower from the terrible superpowers thread!

I wish I could play Beat Saber as long as I wanted without my muscles aching...

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Granted. You now don't have muscles that can ache.

I wish for a normal sized beef and bean burrito that is not poisoned, nor does it have anything that is not beef nor bean to be in the tortilla, nor can anything be expired. I know this can still be corrupted.

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Granted. It's instead carries a necromantic curse that turns you into a wight.

I wish the sky wasn't so dang heavy. it's hard to move under here.

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Granted. You are still stuck under something though.

I wish for crayons.

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Granted, the crayons are also cursed.

I wish for a frogurt.

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Granted, there's a splash of frogurt on the floor in front of you.

I wish for 10 cm of snow.

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Granted. It is frozen under ten feet of ice, so you are also stuck inside.

I wish for thyme.

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Granted, two seconds later a cat steals it
I the spider in my classroom will jump on someone.

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Granted. It jumps on you and crawls under your shirt.

I wish for 60 degree Fahrenheit weather.

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Granted. It's now 60 degrees Celsius everywhere.

I wish I had a VR setup that could transport me into games like the Matrix.

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granted, but it explodes with you inside
I wish for a pet cat

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Granted. I hope you know how to care for a rabid tiger.

I wish for one cup of lukewarm water.

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Granted. You now have a cup of lukewarm water in your lungs. Unable to breathe, you die. Good job.

I wish for a news program that reports the news without any political bias.

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Done! All your media are fixated to a weather channel that replays 1950s weather news for Greenland.

Wish I had my Schwinn bike back....


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granted, you have a Schwinn bike embedded in your back. un-fusing it from your spinal column without getting paralyzed in the process might be challenging.

i wish for a relaxing break from corrupted wishes

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Granted, it lasts two seconds and then everything implodes
I wish universes would stop imploding on me

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Granted. The universe EXPLODES instead.

I wish to be a better poet than Welsh Halfwit.

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Granted. Everyone forgets how to read.

I wish I was too cool for school 8-)

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Granted. You now exist frozen solid in a block of ice.

I wish I was a millionaire.

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Granted, the value of your countries currency declines to the point that employers are paying their staff tens of milions yet said staff can't even get all of their basic necessities for that amount

i wish i wasn't job hunting AGAIN.

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Granted. There are now no jobs.

I wish for normalcy to be the only word in existence.
(Okay...)

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granted, but nobody knows how to speak
I wish that fartnite would die.

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Granted, changes to Internet regulations result in it's functionality to facilitate online multilayer as a whole ceasing exist, spelling the deaths of all games dependent on it. entire genres have been destroyed overnight, and innumerable companies with them, and everyone who lost their job and/or favorite pastime know it's your fault.

i wish youtube sucked less.

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