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Author:  Shyanne [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Why cats are superior to humans..

Just a fun lil comparison I did, cause I was bored. :P

Humans:

Body Structure: Has 204 bones.

Hearing: Contain 6 muscles. Ear cannot pick up important high-frequency notes such as the opening of a refrigerator door.

Sight: Have difficulty seeing in the dark. Has tendency to bump into things, including each other. Blink often.

Sense of Smell: Have only 5 to 20 million olfactory cells and rarely use them for purposes of survival.

Muscular Coordination: Poor. Have difficulties climbing up trees and on top of dressers.

Backbone: Limited in flexibility. Most humans have problem touching their toes, and some even bending down to tie their shoelaces.

Coat: Coats worn by humans are kept hanging in closets most of the time. Many are hand-me-downs from other animals; i.e., minks, foxes, sables, etc. Most natural hair growth occurs at the top of the head, but even there, not always.

Voice: Rely on polysyllabic words and sentences to get thoughts across. Raising of voice for sustained periods makes it grow hoarse.

Coloring: Come only in black, white, yellow and red. No patterns.

Life Expectancy: Have only one life.


Cat:


Body Structure: Has 244 bones.

Hearing: Contains 30 muscles. This enables the cat to save energy by turning his ear instead of his entire head toward source of sound. Can pick up important high-frequency notes such as the opening of a refrigerator door.

Sight:
Can see in the dark, especially when looking for midnight snack. Can stare for hours without blinking.

Sense of Smell: Has 67 million olfactory cells and can sniff out a tuna fish sandwich several rooms away.

Muscular Coordination: Excellent. Has no difficulties climbing up trees and top of dressers.

Backbone: Able to touch hind legs with the tip of his nose while lying on his back. Tying shoelaces is no problem; most cats prefer to go barefooted anyway.

Coat: most of the body is covered with fur—his own. Cats are able to make theirs stand on end when facing an enemy; this make them look bigger and more important.

Voice: Makes fewer sounds but gets point across just the same. As singers, cats excel. Their voices do not grow hoarse, not even after all-night use. Can make 111 different sounds, where a dog can make only 20.

Coloring: Comes in a variety of colors. Also in stripes, spots, rosettes, rings, and patches. Coloring often blends into the environment for purposes of camouflage; say, the color of the upholstery or wallpaper.

Life Expectancy:
Has nine lives.





Author:  ReCreate [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

But intelligence isn't superior. :P

Author:  Sleet [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:50 pm ]
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Humans can invent things that allow us to see atoms as well as stars light-years away, as well as hear things happening on the other side of the world faster than sound can propagate normally. Take that, cats!

And the one life is longer than all nine cat lives put together.

Author:  ReCreate [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:57 pm ]
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Though wait what. my fursona is a cat. Well, it's anthropomorphic, thus it has the best of both. :P

Author:  Dubiousity [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:16 pm ]
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Also Shyanne, you're human.


Way to insult yourself XP

Author:  Shyanne [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:37 pm ]
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Dubiousity Wrote:
Also Shyanne, you're human.


Way to insult yourself XP

What i am, differs greatly based on who is viewing me. I see myself as a cat anthro, others see me as human...

Author:  44R0NM10 [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:42 pm ]
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You know, that's a cool way to look at things Shyanne! I like it!

Although, half of me thinks your refering to the furry hypnotism thing awhile back :P

Author:  valerio [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:14 pm ]
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Cats are superiors
Dogs are superiors
we love them because we recognize said superiority

Author:  Medli [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:26 pm ]
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Dog: "They feed me, they pet me, they give me warmth and a bed...They must be GOD!"
Cat: "They feed me, they pet me, they give me warmth and a bed...I must be GOD!"

Author:  Shyanne [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:48 pm ]
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Medli Wrote:
Dog: "They feed me, they pet me, they give me warmth and a bed...They must be GOD!"
Cat: "They feed me, they pet me, they give me warmth and a bed...I must be GOD!"

rofl that is hilarious! :)

Author:  Liam [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:38 pm ]
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ReCreate Wrote:
But intelligence isn't superior. :P

Just wait till they're ready to make cat-human hybrids.

I for one welcome our cat-chimeric overlords.

Author:  Dubiousity [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:40 pm ]
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*wonders what would happen if there were cat poeple*

Author:  mariomarc [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:01 pm ]
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Dubiousity Wrote:
*wonders what would happen if there were cat poeple*

it would be awesome

Author:  Shyanne [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:06 pm ]
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I'd volunteer to be changed! :)

Author:  mariomarc [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:08 pm ]
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*images a world where everybody is there fursona*

Author:  yoyodude [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:10 pm ]
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Sleet Wrote:
Humans can invent things that allow us to see atoms as well as stars light-years away, as well as hear things happening on the other side of the world faster than sound can propagate normally. Take that, cats!

And the one life is longer than all nine cat lives put together.


No time for valid points, it's about KITTY CATS!

Author:  Hypergenesis [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:16 pm ]
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Just for fun =P
In movies, people need to memorize lines.
Cats only need to open their mouths and have humans say the lines.

Author:  Dubiousity [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:46 pm ]
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mariomarc Wrote:
*images a world where everybody is there fursona*

That would be better

Author:  Sleet [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:17 pm ]
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As I've said before, it'd be fun but there'd be too many problems. I'm fine as I am.

Author:  Dubiousity [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:25 pm ]
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Sleet Wrote:
As I've said before, it'd be fun but there'd be too many problems. I'm fine as I am.

I don't really like myself.

Author:  ReCreate [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:06 pm ]
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Dubiousity Wrote:
mariomarc Wrote:
*images a world where everybody is there fursona*

That would be better

ThisTHisthis

Author:  Tha Housefox [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:10 pm ]
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ReCreate Wrote:
Dubiousity Wrote:
mariomarc Wrote:
*images a world where everybody is there fursona*

That would be better

ThisTHisthis

Definitely.

Author:  Dissension [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:22 pm ]
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But I like human me! x3 My fursona is more an avatar than an alternate.

Author:  Dubiousity [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:25 pm ]
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Even if just for a day, I think it would be interesting.

Author:  Sleet [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:28 pm ]
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Dissension Wrote:
But I like human me! x3 My fursona is more an avatar than an alternate.
That's pretty much exactly what my fursona is. Though if I were an anthropomorphic animal, that's probably what I'd want to be.

Author:  Dubiousity [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:31 pm ]
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Sleet Wrote:
Dissension Wrote:
But I like human me! x3 My fursona is more an avatar than an alternate.
That's pretty much exactly what my fursona is. Though if I were an anthropomorphic animal, that's probably what I'd want to be.

I'd want to be my fursona, definitely.

Author:  Shyanne [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:40 pm ]
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Dubiousity Wrote:
Sleet Wrote:
Dissension Wrote:
But I like human me! x3 My fursona is more an avatar than an alternate.
That's pretty much exactly what my fursona is. Though if I were an anthropomorphic animal, that's probably what I'd want to be.

I'd want to be my fursona, definitely.

I concur. Though we have gotten quite off topic..

Author:  valerio [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:25 pm ]
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mariomarc Wrote:
*images a world where everybody is there fursona*

next best thing after a Housepets! world :D :D

Author:  mariomarc [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:36 pm ]
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both are awesome

Author:  Dubiousity [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:38 am ]
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Hp! world?

Maybe... >_>

Author:  Medli [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:38 am ]
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Dubiousity Wrote:
Sleet Wrote:
Dissension Wrote:
But I like human me! x3 My fursona is more an avatar than an alternate.
That's pretty much exactly what my fursona is. Though if I were an anthropomorphic animal, that's probably what I'd want to be.

I'd want to be my fursona, definitely.


Nobody could pat you or show affection because they had to worry about the spikes ö.ö
Also, a world where everyone is their fursona would be half-empty(not everyone has one) and quite dangerous, since some furries are dinosaurs n stuff and are not really nice.

Author:  Andrea [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:10 am ]
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Medli Wrote:
Nobody could pat you or show affection because they had to worry about the spikes ö.ö
Also, a world where everyone is their fursona would be half-empty(not everyone has one) and quite dangerous, since some furries are dinosaurs n stuff and are not really nice.


Definitely this.

Even if I am not furry myself, I think the world would become a really dangerous place for furries that are not part of a predator race. :roll:

Also, it's not likely that becoming an anthro changes evil people to good.

Remember that being in part human means pretty much bad things...

Author:  Sleet [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:11 am ]
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It would also be pretty much only cosmetic. You wouldn't change peoples' personalities, or any of the bad things about humanity that aren't on the outside.

Author:  Dubiousity [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:45 am ]
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Medli Wrote:
Nobody could pat you or show affection because they had to worry about the spikes ö.ö
Also, a world where everyone is their fursona would be half-empty(not everyone has one) and quite dangerous, since some furries are dinosaurs n stuff and are not really nice.

Im fluffy not spikey!

Author:  Medli [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:23 pm ]
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Fluffy the hedgehog? Where did your brother Spikey go then?
*Takes everything out of context happily :3*

Author:  mariomarc [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:26 pm ]
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it's okay Dub, i believe you

Author:  Dubiousity [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:57 pm ]
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Medli Wrote:
Fluffy the hedgehog? Where did your brother Spikey go then?
*Takes everything out of context happily :3*

*slaps*

Author:  Medli [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:39 pm ]
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*slaps back*
So you ARE Spikey? D:
Where did Fluffy go then? ;__;

Author:  Zander [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:20 pm ]
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Medli Wrote:
Nobody could pat you or show affection because they had to worry about the spikes ö.ö
Also, a world where everyone is their fursona would be half-empty(not everyone has one) and quite dangerous, since some furries are dinosaurs n stuff and are not really nice.

Image

Author:  Dubiousity [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:15 pm ]
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Medli Wrote:
*slaps back*
So you ARE Spikey? D:
Where did Fluffy go then? ;__;

Im not either!

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