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Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:20 pm
by Shyanne
Just a fun lil comparison I did, cause I was bored. :P

Humans:

Body Structure: Has 204 bones.

Hearing: Contain 6 muscles. Ear cannot pick up important high-frequency notes such as the opening of a refrigerator door.

Sight: Have difficulty seeing in the dark. Has tendency to bump into things, including each other. Blink often.

Sense of Smell: Have only 5 to 20 million olfactory cells and rarely use them for purposes of survival.

Muscular Coordination: Poor. Have difficulties climbing up trees and on top of dressers.

Backbone: Limited in flexibility. Most humans have problem touching their toes, and some even bending down to tie their shoelaces.

Coat: Coats worn by humans are kept hanging in closets most of the time. Many are hand-me-downs from other animals; i.e., minks, foxes, sables, etc. Most natural hair growth occurs at the top of the head, but even there, not always.

Voice: Rely on polysyllabic words and sentences to get thoughts across. Raising of voice for sustained periods makes it grow hoarse.

Coloring: Come only in black, white, yellow and red. No patterns.

Life Expectancy: Have only one life.


Cat:


Body Structure: Has 244 bones.

Hearing: Contains 30 muscles. This enables the cat to save energy by turning his ear instead of his entire head toward source of sound. Can pick up important high-frequency notes such as the opening of a refrigerator door.

Sight:
Can see in the dark, especially when looking for midnight snack. Can stare for hours without blinking.

Sense of Smell: Has 67 million olfactory cells and can sniff out a tuna fish sandwich several rooms away.

Muscular Coordination: Excellent. Has no difficulties climbing up trees and top of dressers.

Backbone: Able to touch hind legs with the tip of his nose while lying on his back. Tying shoelaces is no problem; most cats prefer to go barefooted anyway.

Coat: most of the body is covered with fur—his own. Cats are able to make theirs stand on end when facing an enemy; this make them look bigger and more important.

Voice: Makes fewer sounds but gets point across just the same. As singers, cats excel. Their voices do not grow hoarse, not even after all-night use. Can make 111 different sounds, where a dog can make only 20.

Coloring: Comes in a variety of colors. Also in stripes, spots, rosettes, rings, and patches. Coloring often blends into the environment for purposes of camouflage; say, the color of the upholstery or wallpaper.

Life Expectancy:
Has nine lives.





Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:45 pm
by ReCreate
But intelligence isn't superior. :P

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:50 pm
by Sleet
Humans can invent things that allow us to see atoms as well as stars light-years away, as well as hear things happening on the other side of the world faster than sound can propagate normally. Take that, cats!

And the one life is longer than all nine cat lives put together.

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:57 pm
by ReCreate
Though wait what. my fursona is a cat. Well, it's anthropomorphic, thus it has the best of both. :P

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:16 pm
by Dubiousity
Also Shyanne, you're human.


Way to insult yourself XP

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:37 pm
by Shyanne
Dubiousity wrote:Also Shyanne, you're human.


Way to insult yourself XP
What i am, differs greatly based on who is viewing me. I see myself as a cat anthro, others see me as human...

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:42 pm
by 44R0NM10
You know, that's a cool way to look at things Shyanne! I like it!

Although, half of me thinks your refering to the furry hypnotism thing awhile back :P

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:14 pm
by valerio
Cats are superiors
Dogs are superiors
we love them because we recognize said superiority

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:26 pm
by Medli
Dog: "They feed me, they pet me, they give me warmth and a bed...They must be GOD!"
Cat: "They feed me, they pet me, they give me warmth and a bed...I must be GOD!"

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:48 pm
by Shyanne
Medli wrote:Dog: "They feed me, they pet me, they give me warmth and a bed...They must be GOD!"
Cat: "They feed me, they pet me, they give me warmth and a bed...I must be GOD!"
rofl that is hilarious! :)

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:38 pm
by Liam
ReCreate wrote:But intelligence isn't superior. :P
Just wait till they're ready to make cat-human hybrids.

I for one welcome our cat-chimeric overlords.

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:40 pm
by Dubiousity
*wonders what would happen if there were cat poeple*

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:01 pm
by mariomarc
Dubiousity wrote:*wonders what would happen if there were cat poeple*
it would be awesome

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:06 pm
by Shyanne
I'd volunteer to be changed! :)

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:08 pm
by mariomarc
*images a world where everybody is there fursona*

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:10 pm
by yoyodude
Sleet wrote:Humans can invent things that allow us to see atoms as well as stars light-years away, as well as hear things happening on the other side of the world faster than sound can propagate normally. Take that, cats!

And the one life is longer than all nine cat lives put together.
No time for valid points, it's about KITTY CATS!

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:16 pm
by Hypergenesis
Just for fun =P
In movies, people need to memorize lines.
Cats only need to open their mouths and have humans say the lines.

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:46 pm
by Dubiousity
mariomarc wrote:*images a world where everybody is there fursona*
That would be better

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:17 pm
by Sleet
As I've said before, it'd be fun but there'd be too many problems. I'm fine as I am.

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:25 pm
by Dubiousity
Sleet wrote:As I've said before, it'd be fun but there'd be too many problems. I'm fine as I am.
I don't really like myself.

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:06 pm
by ReCreate
Dubiousity wrote:
mariomarc wrote:*images a world where everybody is there fursona*
That would be better
ThisTHisthis

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:10 pm
by Blue Braixen
ReCreate wrote:
Dubiousity wrote:
mariomarc wrote:*images a world where everybody is there fursona*
That would be better
ThisTHisthis
Definitely.

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:22 pm
by Dissension
But I like human me! x3 My fursona is more an avatar than an alternate.

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:25 pm
by Dubiousity
Even if just for a day, I think it would be interesting.

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:28 pm
by Sleet
Dissension wrote:But I like human me! x3 My fursona is more an avatar than an alternate.
That's pretty much exactly what my fursona is. Though if I were an anthropomorphic animal, that's probably what I'd want to be.

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:31 pm
by Dubiousity
Sleet wrote:
Dissension wrote:But I like human me! x3 My fursona is more an avatar than an alternate.
That's pretty much exactly what my fursona is. Though if I were an anthropomorphic animal, that's probably what I'd want to be.
I'd want to be my fursona, definitely.

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:40 pm
by Shyanne
Dubiousity wrote:
Sleet wrote:
Dissension wrote:But I like human me! x3 My fursona is more an avatar than an alternate.
That's pretty much exactly what my fursona is. Though if I were an anthropomorphic animal, that's probably what I'd want to be.
I'd want to be my fursona, definitely.
I concur. Though we have gotten quite off topic..

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:25 pm
by valerio
mariomarc wrote:*images a world where everybody is there fursona*
next best thing after a Housepets! world :D :D

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:36 pm
by mariomarc
both are awesome

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:38 am
by Dubiousity
Hp! world?

Maybe... >_>

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:38 am
by Medli
Dubiousity wrote:
Sleet wrote:
Dissension wrote:But I like human me! x3 My fursona is more an avatar than an alternate.
That's pretty much exactly what my fursona is. Though if I were an anthropomorphic animal, that's probably what I'd want to be.
I'd want to be my fursona, definitely.
Nobody could pat you or show affection because they had to worry about the spikes ö.ö
Also, a world where everyone is their fursona would be half-empty(not everyone has one) and quite dangerous, since some furries are dinosaurs n stuff and are not really nice.

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:10 am
by Andrea
Medli wrote: Nobody could pat you or show affection because they had to worry about the spikes ö.ö
Also, a world where everyone is their fursona would be half-empty(not everyone has one) and quite dangerous, since some furries are dinosaurs n stuff and are not really nice.
Definitely this.

Even if I am not furry myself, I think the world would become a really dangerous place for furries that are not part of a predator race. :roll:

Also, it's not likely that becoming an anthro changes evil people to good.

Remember that being in part human means pretty much bad things...

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:11 am
by Sleet
It would also be pretty much only cosmetic. You wouldn't change peoples' personalities, or any of the bad things about humanity that aren't on the outside.

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:45 am
by Dubiousity
Medli wrote: Nobody could pat you or show affection because they had to worry about the spikes ö.ö
Also, a world where everyone is their fursona would be half-empty(not everyone has one) and quite dangerous, since some furries are dinosaurs n stuff and are not really nice.
Im fluffy not spikey!

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:23 pm
by Medli
Fluffy the hedgehog? Where did your brother Spikey go then?
*Takes everything out of context happily :3*

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:26 pm
by mariomarc
it's okay Dub, i believe you

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:57 pm
by Dubiousity
Medli wrote:Fluffy the hedgehog? Where did your brother Spikey go then?
*Takes everything out of context happily :3*
*slaps*

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:39 pm
by Medli
*slaps back*
So you ARE Spikey? D:
Where did Fluffy go then? ;__;

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:20 pm
by Zander
Medli wrote: Nobody could pat you or show affection because they had to worry about the spikes ö.ö
Also, a world where everyone is their fursona would be half-empty(not everyone has one) and quite dangerous, since some furries are dinosaurs n stuff and are not really nice.
Image

Re: Why cats are superior to humans..

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:15 pm
by Dubiousity
Medli wrote:*slaps back*
So you ARE Spikey? D:
Where did Fluffy go then? ;__;
Im not either!