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Here's a little poem/song I wrote to the tune of Spooky Madness by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. It's called "Furry Madness"


Furry Madness!

Someone wore some ears and someone wore a fuzzy tail!
Now here’s a dog and there’s a cat and there’s a great big whale!
Fluffy fursuits fill the room with spirits running high!
Watch out now, they’re coming and they’re not the least bit shy!
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Here they come to hug you when you’re down!
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Furries suiting up; there’s not a frown!

Furry madness!
Furry madness!

Furry thoughts are bounding through your animal-like mind!
Great artwork and songs and tales you never thought you’d find!
Your best dream comes to life and you are hoping it won’t end!
And if you let yourself have fun you just might make a friend!
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Here come all the furries in their suits!
Ohhhhhhhhh!
I think it’s time for you to be furry!

Don’t you think
Don’t you think
Don’t you think
It’s time for you to
Be furry
Be furry

Furry madness!
Furry madness!

Furries come in lots of different shapes and sizes!
If you say “Hi!” you’ll find good surprises!

Ohhhhhhhhh!
Ohhhhhhhhh!

So you think they’re strange or odd or maybe that they’re weird!
Well, let me tell you something – they’re nothing to be feared!
One thing that’s guaranteed is that the fun will never stop!
You’ll laugh and dance, you’ll sing and romp, there’s giggling nonstop!
So buckle up, it’s a real treat ‘cause fursuiting is really neat!
So come down, put on your suit, but brace yourself ‘cause you might get...

GLOMPED!

Furry madness!
Furry madness!
Furry madness!
Furry madness!

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Last edited by Hlaoroo on Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:20 am, edited 2 times in total.

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Post Re: Furry Madness!
That's a nice poem, Furr. Now you need to sing it! :lol:

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Heh heh heh. Trust me. You don't want to hear my singing! :P

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Post Re: Furry Madness!
I call for HP! Forums choir. EVERYONE sings.
Singing is going to be so bad that it'll be considered as art.

Nice re-write overall, Hlaoroo ;)

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Thanks, VEB!
And that's great idea! A HP! Choir would be heaps of fun!

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Aww, now I need to find this song and listen to it, learn it, and then try & dub those lyrics. I bet I can find a couple other furries to join the choir, too!

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I just listened to that amazing song, and yep - We need to get a cover of this one made up, I think.

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It would be awesome to make a video of it with everyone singing in fursuits! We could give Duke a run for his money and make a big show of it! :D
Now to get a job so I an afford a fursuit and join in...

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Post What A Wonderful Furrld
Louis Armstrong is rolling in his grave right now. I made "What A Wonderful World" furry! Check it out!

What A Wonderful Furrld Wrote:
I see ears of green
Red noses too
Fursuit eyes gleam
At me and you
And I think to myself
What a great furry world!

I see brows of blue
And fur of white
The bright patterned backs
Paw pads black as night
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world!

All the colours of the fursuits
So pretty passing by
Are also on the faces
On badges going by
I see friends hugging friends
With their tails wagging too
They’re clearly saying
“I love you!”

I hear furries cry
“Let’s watch the show
On the dance floor
Yeah, come on, let’s go!”
And I think to myself
What a great furry world!

Yes, I think to myself
What a wonderful world!

Oh yeah!

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Post Re: What A Wonderful Furrld
This is great! Well done my friend! :)

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Nice job on this! It looks very nice.!

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Post Re: Furry Madness!
Can we make this into a furry parody thread? =3

I have a funny take on "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon:

You Can Call Me Ben

A furry walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at popufur-dom
Don't want to end up just a sketch
In a long-lost sketchbook
FA digger, FA digger
Humans in the moonlight
Far from the well-lit con floor
Mr. Deerbelly Deerbelly
Bring those mutts closer to me
You know I want to fursuit a lot more

If you'll be my handler, I can be your man's best friend
I can call you buddy
And buddy when you call me
You can call me Ben

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my mate and family
What if I die here
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my handler, I can be your man's best friend
I can call you buddy
And buddy when you call me
You can call me Ben

A man walks down the hall
It's a strange hall in a strange hotel
Maybe it's a furry con
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the lingo
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Furries in the dealer's den
Fursuiters and furry panels
He looks around, around
He sees anthros on the dance floor dancing
Spinning in infinity
He says Awoo! and Howllelujah!

If you'll be my handler, I can be your man's best friend
I can call you buddy
And buddy when you call me
You can call me Ben

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Post Re: Furry Madness!
Nice one, Doug!

Douglas Collier Wrote:
Can we make this into a furry parody thread? =3

Great idea! I merged my other parody into this thread. ^^

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Post Re: Furry Madness! - Furry Song Parodies!
Hahaha, nice one, Doug!

Maybe change "Mr. Deerbelly Deerbelly" into "Mr. Bigglesworth Bigglesworth"... ^^

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Post Re: Furry Madness! - Furry Song Parodies!
Nice ideas and good work both. :) I really like the one of "What A Wonderful World". ;)

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Post Re: Furry Madness! - Furry Song Parodies!
I came up with this one way back. It's a parody of "Call Me Maybe"...

Spending the night on the town
At a little bar I found
Drinking my beer down
The one thing I hold dear.

Then from out of nearby
I hear a baby cry
I can’t help but ask why
You bring that thing here.

Your sweat was flowing.
My white teeth were showing.
Eyes red and all glowing.
Where you think you’re going baby?!

Hey, I’m a dingo
And I’m crazy.
I’m from down under
And I’ll eat your baby.
Please get off your phone
Don’t be so lazy.
I’m from down under
And I’ll eat your baby.


Every time at the mall
Or at the opera hall
I feel little things crawl
Right over my feet.
Then they start to squeal.
Are their parents for real?
What’s their big flippin' deal?
Just leave those things on the street.

Your sweat was flowing.
My white teeth were showing.
Eyes red and all glowing.
Where you think you’re going baby?!

Hey, I’m a dingo
And I’m crazy.
I’m from down under
And I’ll eat your baby.
And there’s a good chance
I have rabies.
I’m from down under
And I’ll eat your baby.

Boy your whiny little brat makes me so mad.
You bad mom and dad
You make me so so mad.
Boy your whiny little brat makes me so mad.
You should know that
I’ll eat your baby.


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Post Re: Furry Madness! - Furry Song Parodies!
HA! That's brilliant, DIB!

Although now I'm going to have "Call Me Maybe" stuck in my head. :(

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Post Re: Furry Madness! - Furry Song Parodies!
This one is short and simple. It's called I Will Own A Fursuit. It's to the tune of I'll Be Home For Christmas.

I will own a fursuit
I can guarantee
I'll be cute, you'll boop my snoot
And hug me, probably

Custom made to fit me
With well-hidden seams
I will own a fursuit
If only in my dreams

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