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Zeru wrote:And THEN he raped you?

.....

Doh-ho-ho.. hawt. Rawr.

Hahahaha omg I died a little bit.

At first when I logged on this morning and saw nothing of interest in the topics I was severly dissapointed.

Then I came across this conversation.

Kids, I am so proud of you all! High fives all around! Oh happy day!

ToastyJester wrote:At first when I logged on this morning and saw nothing of interest in the topics I was severly dissapointed.

Then I came across this conversation.

Kids, I am so proud of you all! High fives all around! Oh happy day!

I am going to sneak into your house and kill you in your sleep, Toasty.

Teh Brawler wrote: I am going to sneak into your house and kill you in your sleep, Toasty.

Oh Brawler I love you too! Now take the high five >:|

ToastyJester wrote:Oh Brawler I love you too! Now take the high five >:|

Fine. *Takes the high five*

caesalson wrote:What the...this forum is PG, dude! Get your weird bondage outta here!

nope- it's PG-13, and since that picture isn't directly inapropriate (not to say that it isn't really weird) it would still be acceptable... i think

you look sorta "challenged" in that picture...

Sketcherofstuff wrote:nope- it's PG-13, and since that picture isn't directly inapropriate (not to say that it isn't really weird) it would still be acceptable... i think

you look sorta "challenged" in that picture...

Lol, when I want to make a stupid face, I'll make a stupid face.

He looks like a young version of Steve-O from Jackass.

Alright so I dug up my mom's camera and took some pics (first two yesterday, second today) to update on anything that's changed. Nothing much honestly, I stilll look like a homeless person, but I would look MORE like a homeless person had I not shaved last Tuesday. Well, either a homeless person or Jesus, I've been told I look like both in the past few weeks.

First: Simple picture, my usual expression, which I've been told makes me look angry/depressed all the time. Close, but I'm not angry all the time, mainly just at school.

Second: Me N' Fox hat. I need to trim my nails.

Third: Me N' Raccoon Hat N' Kenny the Koala, which I found when my dad cleared out my closet (took 6 Trash Bags)


For some reason the quality of the camera deteriorated over night, so that last picture is a little fuzzy.
Anyways, yeah I love Kenny the Koala, I also found my old Tigger and Billy the Seal, who I used to club people with. Glad we cleared out the closet though, no one ever realized how big it was cause it was so full of crap. Spent at least 8 years of my life throwing old toys and boxes and clothes in there. Now that I look at it empty, I realize how big it is. I could probably lie down in there, or put up a cot and sleep in there at night. I could probably store like... 20 bodies in there now if I needed to. That's a lot of murders!

Anyways yeah Raccoon Hat. Awesome.

HOLY I'm a loaf of bread with no raisins IT'S JESUS
Wait, what do I care?




Modedit: If you're going to swear, do it so that the censor can pick it up. Do not censor bypass.

Nah man for November I grew out all my beard, which consisted of sideburns, neck beard, moustache and goatee. I will keep my goatee and moustache for as long as I can, and once my goatee gets good enough I'm shaving the stache.

ALSO:
NO EBLY. BAD EBLY.
Now if you buy me a round trip ticket to Australia I'll buy you a raccoon hat, and GIVE it to you when I come down there. So yeah.

Get to work on that. The hat is waiting.

ToastyJester wrote:Nah man for November I grew out all my beard, which consisted of sideburns, neck beard, moustache and goatee. I will keep my goatee and moustache for as long as I can, and once my goatee gets good enough I'm shaving the stache.

ALSO:
NO EBLY. BAD EBLY.
Now if you buy me a round trip ticket to Australia I'll buy you a raccoon hat, and GIVE it to you when I come down there. So yeah.

Get to work on that. The hat is waiting.

AAAAGH I MUST BUY A ROUND TRIP TICKET FROM AMERICA TO AUSTRALIA NOW

Against my better judgement, I present to you me, with this picture that I think best describes the nature of my daily existence.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak ... 6923_n.jpg

yeah. I never said it was pretty.

What are you doing with your fingers and your mouth? That's highly inappropriate, young man.

It's a "peace" sign. Jeeze.

i can see how that could be thought of as "inapropriate"
you guys, for multiple reasons, will never a picture of me- well, okay- I am generally pretty average in height, i have a mass of unkept curly LONG brownblack hair on my head I usually would be wearing (as i am right now) a faded, graygreen Manchester United t-shirt, gray baggy cargo pants, an old torn and very much loved mahogany zip up hoody, and a gray and red elasticy winter hat. So now you don't even need to see a photo.

edit, i lied about the mustache mostly

I really don't see what you guys are talking about...

Modedit: I'm sure you could have PM'd that or something, Slip. You were erring on the side of above PG-13 there. Let's stay in-bounds, okay?

............oh.

caesalson wrote:............oh.

Don't worry, I didn't get it either. And I'm kind of worried about the quality of the thoughts in these forum members.

Well since everyone else is doing it (and the fact that I have a lemming complex), I shall show myself to you. Man this photo is old

Ebly wrote:...As much as I did get the one Slippers got in trouble for (especially given your mouth was open), I'd also like to point out that having the back of your hand facing as opposed to your palm is generally considered an insulting gesture.

Yeah as soon as I saw it I went straight to "He's flipping me the bird..."

Although once you people started posting your reactions I said, "Jeez these guys. Kids these days and their inappropriate thinking."

I too laughed. Hmm. Yes quite.

Look, I swear, I was very tired that day and a friend said, "pose," so I tried to look like I was feeling very sluggish and mentally deficient. I'm not going to rag on anyone for having a dirty mind; it's not that. I just don't see the logical connection.

Oh gooooood laaawl.

*walks back out of the thread*

i like threads like this since i like it when my looks are judged

DUDE. YOUR SIDEBURNS
*head explodes from the pure awesomeness*

thanks. most everyone i know hates them and tells me to shave. you may actually be like the second person to compliment them

Teh Brawler wrote:DUDE. YOUR SIDEBURNS
*head explodes from the pure awesomeness*

Gah curse you Brawler! I was gonna say that!

Curse you.

And as for all your friends who disagree at the awesomeness of the sideburns, well I say they're just jealous

thanks man!

most of my friends are squares who can't grow facial hair, or girls. i really hope the girls aren't too jealous.

loudhawaiianshirt wrote:thanks man!

most of my friends are squares who can't grow facial hair, or girls. i really hope the girls aren't too jealous.

I would be genuinely worried if I had a friend of the female persuasion who was jealous of my ability to grow facial hair.

loudhawaiianshirt wrote:thanks man!

most of my friends are squares who can't grow facial hair, or girls. i really hope the girls aren't too jealous.

No matter what you hope, this is the truth:

Everyone is jealous. Even the girls.

its not all too hard. all you need to do is hate shaving and not do it for three months, and then you can have insanely huge mutton chops. ive been planning them for years.

Ebly wrote:I was trying once
then someone else got angry and shaved them while i was sleeping
he was jealous obviously

You must always wear a motorcycle helmet while sleeping when growing mutton chops. Enemies of the Facial Hair (known as EFH) have one weakness, and it is the motorcycle helmet.

Or stairs.