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This stared in the Bad Translator thread, but decided it would be better if a seperated thread was started of it.
Basically I wipe out the text and replace it with whatever I get from 35 bing translation.
Enjoy!

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His goon squad are robots?
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The first one looks like it could be one of those poems that seem to try to make sense but nobody ever gets.

"An exclamation mark." Hahaha!
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This is pretty cool. However, it belongs in Translation Projects, under Fan Projects. I am moving it there.
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Fox: The King is a great
Sasha: Source


King: I am a Pleuré
Fox: And the King. | The whole House! There is a reason.

King: All companies, at least for some of you?
Fox: There is no reason.
King: As soon as possible


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King: Standard
Bailey: Special problems?

King: There are more for seals.

Bailey: *lifts eyebrow*

Bailey: Mattress
King: Free Wi-Fi.
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..... free wi-fi??? XD

Alright, the latest panel:
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Waited with this one because lack of text.
Turned out that the comic after this one had totally no text whatsoever XD
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Hope you can read whats in the last panel because its really funny!
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ATTENTION !

ImageShack has decided to make old links invalid.

I have collected all old bad translations I could retrieve and posted them again. You can find them in this and the following post.



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This is so funny, I did this two now:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLjO12AtsUs go to 0:43 =me after reading^
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0,5 beans dark matter. What a strange measuring unit...

I also find it hilarious as Grape screems at Peanut "I'm going to a wedding". The last panel is the best I think. They are really talking to each other.


Here is another one:
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I love what Fox says, want it also! Rick, please do!

(What does the Fox say? XD)
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Oh crap, Peanut wants to eat Grape! o_o
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Unfortunately not in Germany! XD

Here I have the Double-Peanut-Strips:
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All this is very hilarious! :D Tarot sales adult dogs? And, Peanut has an husband (he's tired of Grape and Tarot...)? The fact that smoking is bad for you is like a fairy tale? :lol:
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Welcome to Palooka ville where everybody speaks half the sense!
(And darn! Kitch beat me to the translation...)
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Have picked an old one. I was inspired by today's post on Facebook.

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Wow, a music fan club XD
Everybody wants to listen to Queen, Hip Hop and Pink!
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Tattorack wrote:Welcome to Palooka ville where everybody speaks half the sense!
(And darn! Kitch beat me to the translation...)
I really wanted to do one. :3

And do it anyway. You'd probably get something different. :P

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Ahh, Kitch...

Imagine what I did...

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How do you do that by the way? Making hyperlinks of images?
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Kitch wrote:I really wanted to do one. :3

And do it anyway. You'd probably get something different. :P

<badly translated part of comic...>
Remove the entire body? That sounds terribly creepy, Bailey, how does that correlate with a happy look on your face...? *inches away*

Also, I couldn't pass by that whole idea.
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Now I can't stop seeing Bulgarians demanding spacecraft or ransom for something...
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Breakfast online?? How does that work!?
(And to my opinion, Windows works a lot better with a knife!)
Edit: Alright, for some reason the bad translator is acting up and has only been giving me blanks the whole time, but I'll try again tomorrow along with the new comic strip.
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Tattorack wrote:How do you do that by the way? Making hyperlinks of images?
-> [url=link...][img]imagelink[/ img][/ url]
Tattorack wrote:Breakfast online?? How does that work!?
(And to my opinion, Windows works a lot better with a knife!)
SO TRUE!
Tattorack wrote:Edit: Alright, for some reason the bad translator is acting up and has only been giving me blanks the whole time, but I'll try again tomorrow along with the new comic strip.
I know that. Sometimes it just don't like to work. Sometimes it helps to start it completly new in a new tab.
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Edit: Alright, for some reason the bad translator is acting up and has only been giving me blanks the whole time, but I'll try again tomorrow along with the new comic strip.

"TIIIGEEEER!" and "and friends" were doing that, eventually it decided to spit something out for the latter. Bad translator is even bad at being a bad translator!
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A small one in between:

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Finally, at long last!

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edit: no matter how many times I threw punch through the bad translator it stayed just punch...
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Leaving the Lord, you will get different answers.

To discover, to test this application.

In most cases, you can create more than one time in the response.

(You could probably run it several different times, and get different responses most times.)
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I'm just doing the 'Opener of ways'-strips.

Here are the first two:
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Zach is writing down some strange instructions... And, is the raccoon offering himself as food to Zach?
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09. The Zoo

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"Thank you for all the vomitting white." :lol:

Earl seems to have problems to tell apart their house from a subway station. :lol:

"There are some spelling errors." "Hi, Hi, Hi, (N) and 12 are not converted." So true Grape, su true.

SO great!
Every "Fish" resulted in "Fish"? Strange...

Here is the Halloween-Strip you left out:
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If we continue this fast, we'll have translated everything quickly. Then we must find a way to bring them in order.
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"and make friends" is... the only safe translation I got for that piece of dialogue. All the other ones were... unacceptable for this forum Image

EDIT: Verdict of the zoo arc: lots of untranslatable stuff with spelling errors XD
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I also like that sombody counted 25100 birds. xD

Here come the next 'Opener of Ways' 'Lip Cream Color Distance'-strips:

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I also have reveived a word that is not ok in the forums. :P
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Every "Fish" resulted in "Fish"? Strange...

Here is the Halloween-Strip you left out:

Yup, it never resulted in anything different. Gave up after 5 fish = fish results.

I have been using the arc archive pages, so the on-offs were excluded.
Tattorack wrote:EDIT: Verdict of the zoo arc: lots of untranslatable stuff with spelling errors XD

Bad translator is oddly critical of how bad it is!
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Christmas Cards and Fire Ants? :lol: You get plenty of numbers...

Here the next three:

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What is Spo talking about? The CIA? And Grape discovered a new shopping center.
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Apparently 5 is a number to be happy about and 30 isn't.
Thanks Bing, that clears up a lot in life ^^
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Yeah, that might be helpful in future.
I often get letters in brackets...


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Tattorack wrote:"and make friends" is... the only safe translation I got for that piece of dialogue. All the other ones were... unacceptable for this forum Image
That's odd. The only thing I get is "As a social problem, go back to school."
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It is total random, what you get.

What I find odd is that you often get long sentences shortet very hard, sometimes only one word is the result. And if you translate one word only, the result is a full sentence...


Here comes Arc 01 Go here. [Imaginate!]:

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In my opinion, the greatest thing is what Jill said and how Grape and Peanut react on the fact that they got only batteries instead of a new console. But it will work. xD
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Tattorack wrote:"and make friends" is... the only safe translation I got for that piece of dialogue. All the other ones were... unacceptable for this forum Image
That's odd. The only thing I get is "As a social problem, go back to school."
Yeah I know, I can't get any of the results (or as similar possible) I had before anymore...

EDIT: What the devil is Direct Water???
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