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Its not that it is UNINTELLIGIBLE, its that I think he posted it in the wrong topic by mistake since the German translation topic is right above this one so he posted it here. I have done that a few times since I have been back though just posting relevant information in topics that are dormant.
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uh, Dayzee, i never said it was unintelligible, i said it was intelligible. whichhonestly stands out more as the stuff in here usually isn't, at least not without a few minutes of staring at the screen wondering what the ___ i just read, anyway.
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Buster wrote:uh render, this is properly intelligible. are you sure you posted the right pic?
Dunno why, but I accidentally posted the German translation... Here's the bad one instead:

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So Tarot is a very versatile Pomeranian. I wonder what else she can actually do?
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Amazee Dayzee wrote:So Tarot is a very versatile Pomeranian. I wonder what else she can actually do?
Turning the expected dog into a plant?

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I'm unclear on what's going on here, and I'm not sure I want to know... :P
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Don't you see what's going on here? Sasha is her own mother and she is giving herself a mom massage. :P
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as if the time line of this au wasn't already more knotted up than an old roll of Christmas lights Sasha goes and pulls a Fry...
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Actually with the revelation that Sasha is her own mother, that makes things much worse than what Fry did. :?
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Had a chuckle when i heard Fox say "HD-Quality" x3
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Amazee Dayzee wrote:Don't you see what's going on here? Sasha is her own mother and she is giving herself a mom massage. :P
I just wonder what a "Mom Massage" is.
GameCobra wrote:Had a chuckle when i heard Fox say "HD-Quality" x3
It's really disgusting in HD... xD

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I have to wonder how fear coffee would taste?
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huh... translation peanut is undead? that's new.
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Are we actually SURE that he is dead? Res didn't see the head after all. ;)
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Amazee Dayzee wrote:Are we actually SURE that he is dead? Res didn't see the head after all. ;)
Invisible head Peanut! ^^

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Nice to know that Earl wants either a dog, a lot of smoke or a die load from the light almond. LOL
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Amazee Dayzee wrote:Nice to know that Earl wants either a dog, a lot of smoke or a die load from the light almond. LOL
Yeah... It's a rather odd choice. :mrgreen:

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So Grape's original name was Peanut Butter and the dog that is known as Peanut now stole it from her. Drama!
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Amazee Dayzee wrote:So Grape's original name was Peanut Butter and the dog that is known as Peanut now stole it from her. Drama!
That was really unexpected!

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Gentlemen.
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How is it good that Mungo thinks that swamp animals are a cross group with food?
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Buster wrote:Gentlemen.
Who's a spy there?
Amazee Dayzee wrote:How is it good that Mungo thinks that swamp animals are a cross group with food?
Maybe they're tasty...

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Render wrote:
Buster wrote:Gentlemen.
Who's a spy there?
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I always knew there was something strange about Itsuki.
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Amazee Dayzee wrote:I always knew there was something strange about Itsuki.
Nothing strange, just a spy. ^^

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What did Kevin do? Enquiring minds want to know.
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Amazee Dayzee wrote:What did Kevin do? Enquiring minds want to know.
hmmm... Talking to Sasha's sister and while not knowing what literature is maybe?

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If Grape is the source of all happiness, that would explain why she is so grouchy. Everybody around her is happy all the time.
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Is anyone allowed to post theirs here? I have one
Why are these hot spirits Listen, I tell you how happy you are.
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Amazee Dayzee wrote:If Grape is the source of all happiness, that would explain why she is so grouchy. Everybody around her is happy all the time.
I still hope it rubs off on her...
Hawkfang42 wrote:Is anyone allowed to post theirs here? I have one
Sure.
Is Paltaru one of the animals that raised Mungo?


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I'm taking the name I got from a bad translation as a name for one of my characters, Paltaru is mine.
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Wanna know why Peanut had pictures of his neighbors dogs in a scrapbook that looks like it is a family album.
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Hawkfang42 wrote:I'm taking the name I got from a bad translation as a name for one of my characters, Paltaru is mine.
^^
Amazee Dayzee wrote:Wanna know why Peanut had pictures of his neighbors dogs in a scrapbook that looks like it is a family album.
You mean the book named "Prices and Weapons"?

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Kurmanalieva sounds like a nice country! We should go there!
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Amazee Dayzee wrote:Kurmanalieva sounds like a nice country! We should go there!
Hope it's not too hot over there! xD

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Just finished the bad translation of the most recent one,
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Why are you so happy that you are full? It would mean that you can't eat any dessert!
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Anamyka fed them nothing but chocolate ice cream.
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