Bad Translation +35 later...

Post by **Render** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:15 pm

HellishK9 wrote:Didn't realise Max exercises enough for Grape to notice a significant change.

But it's rather weird that he seems to exercise in the tourist complex in Kazakhstan.

HellishK9 wrote:
Not A Furry wrote:Peanut's face still breaks my heart
I cry every time...

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HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:05 am

I don't know why, but it seems the cats may be plotting something.

Post by **Render** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:15 pm

HellishK9 wrote:I don't know why, but it seems the cats may be plotting something.

I hope Max will be careful - whatever he's planning to do.

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HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 6:08 pm

Steve, that's not a butterfly net, that's a shovel. Don't try to catch anyone since they'll probably get a concussion.

Post by **Render** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 6:24 am

HellishK9 wrote:Steve, that's not a butterfly net, that's a shovel. Don't try to catch anyone since they'll probably get a concussion.

That's one of the reasons why he doesn't have any butterflies... it's winter and he's using a snow shovel instead of a butterfly net.

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HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 6:59 pm

Mr. Bigglesworth has kids? Probably with another Mr. Bigglesworth to create even more Mr. Bigglesworths. because that's what the world needs, an army of Mr. Bigglesworths

Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:15 am

"a man and his wife"
I now pronounce you mr. and mrs. mr. bigglesworth
would the bride be mrs. mr bigglesworth or would she keep her name as ms. mr. bigglesworth? or would she hyphenate to ms. mr. bigglesworth-bigglesworth?

Post by **Render** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:17 pm

HellishK9 wrote:because that's what the world needs, an army of Mr. Bigglesworths

Yes, more and more and more and more and more and more...

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:"a man and his wife"
I now pronounce you mr. and mrs. mr. bigglesworth
would the bride be mrs. mr bigglesworth or would she keep her name as ms. mr. bigglesworth? or would she hyphenate to ms. mr. bigglesworth-bigglesworth?

I'm pretty sure they'll will be Mr. Henry Mr. Bigglesworth and Mrs. [insert name here] Mr. Bigglesworth-Mr. Bigglesworth

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HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:01 pm

Wait Grape, you broke somebody to stay in the triangle?
What kind of triangle is this?

Post by **Render** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 6:34 pm

HellishK9 wrote:Wait Grape, you broke somebody to stay in the triangle?
What kind of triangle is this?

Must have been one of the very popular animals that keep a straight face of the glass. And the triangle material will probably stay Grape's secret.

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Post by **Render** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:34 pm

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 7:56 pm

I agree.

Post by **Render** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:53 pm

HellishK9 wrote:I agree.

That it was a "Good job"?

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HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:15 pm

Grape, usually people can give a more straightforward answer when asked if they are a mother.

Tarot, teach me how to yogurt pls.

Post by **Render** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:19 pm

HellishK9 wrote:Tarot, teach me how to yogurt pls.

Do you want to talk to your breakfast?!

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Post by **Render** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:00 pm

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HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:22 pm

Indeed Grape! Peanut Butter World is finally here! Is it dedicated to the food or dog kind? Both sound awesome though!

Post by **Render** » Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:29 pm

HellishK9 wrote:Indeed Grape! Peanut Butter World is finally here! Is it dedicated to the food or dog kind? Both sound awesome though!

What's the app for? Accessing the website of Peanut Butter World? Or does it control the river at Max's home?

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Post by **Render** » Sat Jan 21, 2017 4:19 pm

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Jan 21, 2017 4:57 pm

Are you sure the bad translator hasn't acquired sentience? It seems to think King is Pence. The most disturbing thing is the Russia bit...

Post by **Render** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:33 pm

Not A Furry wrote:Are you sure the bad translator hasn't acquired sentience? It seems to think King is Pence. The most disturbing thing is the Russia bit...

And you think to love your daughter electrically slowly or call her "the supreme misfortune with interest" is less disturbing?! xD

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HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:36 pm

They just made a monkey secretary general of the UN?
There really is going to be no difference.

Post by **Render** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:14 pm

HellishK9 wrote:They just made a monkey secretary general of the UN?
There really is going to be no difference.

Very important to hide the food with monkies around.

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Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:15 pm

wait... what? that one's actually coherent...

Post by **Render** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 3:33 pm

Buster wrote:wait... what? that one's actually coherent...

Yes, such a poetry.

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Post by **Render** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:08 pm

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HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:40 pm

Are you 100% certain Fido?

Post by **Render** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:38 pm

HellishK9 wrote:Are you 100% certain Fido?

Maybe he's tired because of the looooong vijayaban hours.

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HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:13 pm

So jobs in the US are only open to Europeans? That doesn't seem very fair.

Also, the dog in the pink dress (some kind of Bino/Sasha crossover, I think), just admitted it was stupid, yet is still somehow a successful criminal.

Post by **Render** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:11 pm

HellishK9 wrote:So jobs in the US are only open to Europeans? That doesn't seem very fair.

badTranslator wrote:It's true! It's wrong** * * *
*If you are not in the EU

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Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:39 pm

Olive should really stop covering other wolves' breaks. It looks hazardous.

Also, Bailey, isn't it a bit early to be looking for homes for the pups?

Post by **Render** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:41 pm

Buster wrote:Also, Bailey, isn't it a bit early to be looking for homes for the pups?

It's still undecided if Miles will get a puppy. xD

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HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:14 pm

Wait, who's Lisa and why is she in multiple packages?

Also Fox, pets can't drink beer, so don't do it in public.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:48 am

maybe lisa is that robot mentioned ages ago?

cause otherwise those are going to be rather gross packages...