"It can't rain all the time."
- Jane Siberry

Can it?

"Hal Gill is not an ent"-My roommate

"Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?" - Gary Coleman

"My shirt's pink Mark. WHAT YOU KNOW 'BOUT THAT?"-me yelling at my roommate

"What is dah (that)...?!" - My Spanish teacher.

"One game we're like, 'Lets make him look like ezio' and in the next one 'Let's not make him look like ezio! Let's make him look like Nolan North!"-Pat, Two Best friends play Assassins Creed Revelations, youtube

The best words of wisdom my father ever gave me. I was about 10 or 11 years old. He came into the room, sat down next to me and said:

"Son. You're ugly, stupid and useless and no one will ever love you."

And you know what? He was right. He was quite the philosopher, my father was.

"Now, I may not be the brightest knife in the crayon box..."

He was just joking, right?

No.

But I have learned that stories about my childhood make for good self-deprecating humor. It always gets a laugh out of people.

"We're transparent, 'cuz can't nobody see us"-Sticky Fingaz

"I may be laying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars!"

"We're just a regular everyday normal crew, every month we get drunk and watch terminator two"-Jon Lajoie in his song Everyday normal crew

I love Jon LaJoie.

I think it's fair to call him the greatest Canadian MC of all time

-"But she's pink."
-"The **** did you just say?"
- Random video from You Tube about a pink miniature equine.

"You want to know something about dogs? Their brains are about one-third the size of ours but they're over 100% nicer."

Olaf...Metal!-Jay

A popular saying among the Malays here:
"Rezeki jangan ditolak, bala jangan dicari"

Which roughly translates to "Don't reject any blessings you get, and don't go looking for trouble"

"We will never know if monsters are children or children are monsters."
-Henry James

"I need someone who's required to love me."
-Josh, from Being Human

"Him and I, are not so different. We are both soldiers without an army."
-Viktor Reznov Black Ops

Only thing I liked in that game...

"Any way you want it, that's the way you need it"

"Someday, Love will find you. Break the chains that bind you."

- Journey

"If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Wow, I guess I was all wrong about the pancreas."
-Max

I'm so vain I probably think this song is about me

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In 8th grade our school had a bunch of homemade motivational posters in the hallways, one of which was either valiantly rebelling against the establishment by promoting a philosophy that schools don't normally dare to, or was not copy edited.

"Leap before you look"

"The Casualties were born out of the small, almost non-existent NYC scene of about ten punx in 1990. We had no equipment and none of us knew how to play."-The insert from The Casualties: The early years

“What is the feeling when you're driving away from people, and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? -it's the too huge world vaulting us, and it's good-bye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies.”
- Jack Kerouac

"Chicken! Heheheehehhe! I'm gonna eat you!" -Gir

"All great achievements require time" - Maya Angelou

"I love you..." - GIR

Here's another Gir quote: "YAAAAAAAY! IT BURNS!"
Haha!

"I miss you, cupcake"- GIR

"I loveded you, Piggy! I loveded you!" - GIR

"BUUUUURRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOO!"- Gir

"GIR! Self destruct!"

"Finally!"

*BOOM*

"Your girlfriend looks like my mom!!!"-Tyler the Creator

"Chawanmushi's good because you have to think about the one eating it."-Jungo Torii, Devil Survivor 2

"Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a hair dresser" - Rolf, EEnE

Rolf is one of my favorite cartoon characters! Haha!

"May your nose fester with the rage of olives!"- Rolf

Darn straight!
"Has your brain turned to custard like half-price pastry, Ed-boy?" - Rolf

"Only rock can break rock"-Rolf