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Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:21 am
by zeekgenateer
Boris: I AM IN-VINCE-IBAL!

Agent Smecker: "You see this in bad television. Little assault guys crawling in through the vents, coming in through the ceiling — that James Bond * never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!"

What do you mean you people?

Oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man!

The President: We'll settle this the old navy way: First guy to die LOSES!

Another good documentary quote

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:12 pm
by Anthroguy101
"The batteries? NOT GUILTY." -Who Killed the Electric Car?

Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:06 pm
by Andrea
I decided to make a topic about your favourite quotes from games.

Mine are:

"War...war never changes" - Fallout series

"My memory... since when? If everything is a dream, don't wake me." - Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy VII

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

'No,' says the man in Washington, 'it belongs to the poor.'
'No,' says the man in the Vatican, 'it belongs to God.'
'No,' says the man in Moscow, 'it belongs to everyone.'

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Rapture." - Andrew Ryan - Bioshock

"Remember my son, one day you...shall be...KING." - Terenas Menethil on Arthas, the Lich King - World of Warcraft

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:11 pm
by Blue Braixen
Too many Tales series quotes to mention.

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:15 pm
by Tiggy
"Whatever comes, my love, remember--our bond is eternal." - Malfurion Stormrage, Warcraft III

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:15 pm
by Psykeout
"DoDoDoDooooo-Do, DoDoDoDooooo-Do, DoDo-DoDo, DoDo-DoDo Do-Dooooooooooo!"

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:19 pm
by Blue Braixen
One word:
OBJECTION!

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:27 pm
by Aarden
"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Out-gunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him." - Captain Price, Modern Warfare 2

I know it's a very long quote but it's epic

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:28 pm
by Psykeout
Tha Housedog wrote:One word:
OBJECTION!
YES.

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:38 pm
by Alex M.
"This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it"

"Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask, and you will answer."

"Child of my enemy, why have you come? I offer no forgiveness, of father's sins, passed to his son."

"Do I take life or give it? Who is victim, and who is foe?"

-Gravemind, Halo 2&3

"Life was good. A house on the Jersey side across the river. The smell of freshly cut lawns. The sounds of children playing. A beautiful wife and a baby girl. The American dream come true. But dreams have a nasty habit of going bad when you're not looking."

"They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was all over. The storm seemed to lose its frenzy. The ragged clouds gave way to the stars above. A bit closer to Heaven."

"Firing a gun is a binary choice. Either you pull the trigger or you don't."

"The things that I want", by Max Payne. A smoke. A whiskey. For the sun to shine. [...] Unlimited ammo and a license to kill."

-Max Payne, 1&2

"If a human and an esper can love one another... Do you think a human and I could love each other?"

Terra, FFVI

"Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!"

Why do you think Oppose rhymes with Dispose?

Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? ...Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?

Kefka, FFVI

"I am Bond, James Bond" Bond Theme Begins

-James Bond, Any Bond Game.

And a lot more.

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:21 pm
by zeroslash
Anything Gravemind has said from the Halo franchise.
"When the game ends, the king and pawn go in the same box." - Cortana
"It is I: Ansem, the seeker of darkness." - Riku/Ansem from Kingdom Hearts I (even though most of the dialog in that game was cheesy)
"All your base are belong to us."
"Do a barrel roll!" - Peppy from Star Fox 64
Anything Theresa from Fable II has said.

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:39 pm
by Senator_Sunburst
"People are not simple. They cannot be defined for easy reference in the manner of: 'the elves are a lithe, pointy-eared people who excel at poverty.'" - Sten, Dragon Age

That made me crack up.

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:41 pm
by CaptainPea
YA REALLY QUALMED UP A NINSURV

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:21 pm
by Dubiousity
Got it memorized?

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:53 am
by EchoFireant
Heavy's conversation with sandvich. TF2

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:36 am
by Andrea
EchoFireant wrote:Heavy's conversation with sandvich. TF2
"WHO TOUCHED SASHA?" - Heavy Weapons Guy

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:36 am
by Buckdida
"That clown's attractn' zombies!" Coach, L4D2

"Would you like a second opinion? You are also UGLY!" The Medic, TF2

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:27 pm
by CaptainPea
Dubiousity wrote:Got it memorized?
If you were talking to me, I will point out that
URILIQUAM D' PANINSERV
can be spelled several ways.

Also,
OONTALA MAKIKI!
KLADGALAKALA.

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:21 am
by KizerZin
Warcraft III quotes

"Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. And you get dental."

"If I have wings, why am I always walking?"

"I always wanted to start my own religion...so I did!"

"The Legion needs… a better dental plan. These fangs are killing me!"

"Darkness… needs to get DSL. His line is always busy."

"We're not a cult so much as a maniacal group of fanatical, blade-wielding zealots. "

"Don't worry about the fine print, the soul consumption clause is never exercised."

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:18 pm
by 44R0NM10
Pokemon yellow:

"This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby!

...Erm, what is his name again?"

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:24 pm
by BlueAnubis
BWAHHH!! CRY SOME MORE!!

Also

-STATIC-I can't let you do that, Star Fox.-STATIC-

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:29 pm
by Medli
No I, just "Can´t let you do that, Star Fox" :P

I cannot allow you to go any further! - StarFox64, boss of the asteroid field ^_^

Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:45 pm
by Shyanne
Well it's not really a line but.. I laughed so much at this.. It's from Megamind (obviously)

Roxanne Ritchie: Your plans never work, you're SOOO predictable!

Megamind: You call THIS predictable?

pulls a lever

Roxanne Ritchi: Alligators, yeah,hmm I was thinking about it on the way over.

Megamind: Booyah!

brings down a gauntlet of blades

Roxanne Ritchi: Juvenile!

Megamind: So scary...

activites a cycle of spiked boots

Roxanne Ritchi: Seen it!

Megamind: brings up a chainsaw This one's kind of...

Roxanne Ritchi: Tacky!

Megamind: What's this one do?

- unleashes a flamethrower

Roxanne Ritchie: Gossh!

[Megamind breaks down

Roxanne Ritchi: The spider's new.

Megamind: Spider?

sees a spider hanging in front of Roxanne

Megamind: Uh. Yeah, the spiiiider. Even the smallest bite from."arachnis deadlius". will instantly paralyze.

Roxanne blows the spider into MegaMind's eye

Megamind: Aargh! Get it off!

Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:43 pm
by Russiarules1
"Nice!"
-Borat

I ran out of ideas... :(

EDIT

"NAIN NAIN NAIN NAIN NAIN!!!"
-Hitler, "Inglorious Basterds"

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:32 am
by EyeInTheSky118
"Ma'am, squad leaders are requesting a rally point. Where should they go?"
"To war." - Keyes, Halo 3 - Crows Nest.

Such a unhelpful remark. The guy who asked the question should have asked; "No, really. Where?"

To mention my favorite half-life quote (that I can remember, anyway):
Never fear, Gordon, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly! - Dr. Isaac Kleiner, Half-Life 2

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:09 am
by Aquablast
44R0NM10 wrote:Pokemon yellow:

"This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby!

...Erm, what is his name again?"
Oh, wow! I can't believe I haven't noticed this until this post! :lol:

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:08 pm
by CaptainPea
I don't want to ride Go Karts 1 while it's raining.

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:24 pm
by zeekgenateer
"Mundo downsizes what he pleases!"
"Mundo king of office romance"

(singsong voice) "Money, money, money!"

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:34 pm
by Aarden
Everything Gman from the half-life series says.

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:30 pm
by CaptainPea
Guest 37 has drowned!

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:12 pm
by zeroslash
CaptainPea wrote:Guest 37 has drowned!
CaptainPea wrote:I don't want to ride Go Karts 1 while it's raining.
You two just won the Internet! xD

"Thank you, Mario, but your princess is in another castle."

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:00 pm
by CaptainPea
zeroslash wrote:You two just won the Internet! xD
Alas, I am but one man.

Image

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:19 am
by Medli
"NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED" - StarCraft
-No sound ever made me frolic and panic so much >_>

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:03 am
by rempar11
"One-man cheeseburger APOCALYPSE." - Coach L4D2

Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:09 am
by EyeInTheSky118
I'm shocked that no one has covered Monty Python and the Holy Grail yet. In which case, I call dibs!

"And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Holy Hand-grenade scene.

Also:
"We want a shrubbery!" -The Knights who say Ni.

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:24 am
by Kaido
"This reminds me of a puzzle." - Professor Layton.
"Oh my word!" - Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light.

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:37 am
by Andrea
That's what a gentleman does. - Professor Layton

Uulwi ifis halahs gag ehr'ongg w'shhh - Yogg-Saron - World of Warcraft

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:25 am
by zeroslash
CaptainPea wrote:
zeroslash wrote:You two just won the Internet! xD
Alas, I am but one man.

Image
Oh, wow. I failed. :|

"Heroes can survive falls that would shatter the bones of most people." - Fable 2

Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:38 pm
by zeekgenateer
President(thoughtfully): Sabotage. My God man, what does it mean?
General: We must tighten security, sir. Find out who's behind it.
President: No, no, no. The word “sabotage.” What does it mean?
General: It mean someone's trying to subverting our mission, sir. One of our people can be working for the enemy.
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President: Here's the target area.
Adviser: That's Minnesota, sir.
President: * it, man, that's the genius of my plan. We don't have to travel around the world to fight. We can do it right here at home. Get some good fishing in while we're at it.
Adviser: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President: Then we'll fly them over here. They can bring their relatives. We'll teach them ice skate... Do I have to think of everything?
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(Topper and Saddam fighting. A phone rings. Topper answers it.)
Topper: Butcher of Baghdad. Hello? Well, hello.
Saddam: Who is it? Who is it?
Topper: It's your wife, Hillary Rodham Hussein.
Saddam: Jesus Mary Joseph!. I'm so stupid! I was supposed to pick her up at the laundromat. Tell her I'm at the gym. No, no, no, I'm out of town. On business. Bombing, gassing, eletric execution. Tell her something. Make it up.
Topper: I'm sorry. Just missed him.
Saddam: I owe you one. (Swinging his sword at Topper)

Quotes are from Hot Shots: Part Deux.

Re: Favourite quotes from games

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:47 pm
by Karl
"I am the Alpha and the Omega." - Xan Kriegor, UT99