Dissension said it all. Thanks for the move!

CITIZENS OF RETROVILLE! DO NOT BE ALARMED!
Unless, of course, you find it alarming that I am declaring myself supreme overlord of the town- in which case,
BE VERY ALARMED!

Aw, Sheen!

*hands over +12 internets*

"Brain blast!"

just one link to tell you my favourites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeeyWvo1rNg

-Quoted by novocode on youtube

Here's one of my favorite's:

"You just killed a helicopter with a car!"
"I was out of bullets."

"That'll be 25 cents!"

"You are as stubborn, and cocky as a captain I once knew many years ago."

Yay! *hugs*

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"

I mean seriously if you don't get this one.... then I feel VERY sorry. Also, I met the guy twice

Mythbusters.

"I'm ready!"
Meh, it's late and I don't feel like being clever.

"Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."
"We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."
"I think we should call it...your grave!"
"Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
"Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"

"Beatlejuice!Beatlejuice!Beatlejuice!"

"Ambitious But Rubbish"
"you were naming all your screws ""this if geoff, this is bill, this is harry""

"We need to start cramming your head with tons of knowledge!!

GO IN!!"

"WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP" - Dr.Zoidberg
"Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain" - Dr.Zoidberg
"The president is gasping on my gas bladder, what an honor!" - Dr.Zoidberg
"Judging by it's scales and long tongue, i'd say it's a horse" - Dr.Zoidberg

"Do you think it's fair that I have to live with all this agony?! Why should you get to laugh, while I am forced to cry?! Why do you get to taste the best that life has to offer, while all I can do is choke on its leftovers?! Answer me this! WHY DO ALL OF YOU GET THE PIZZA, WHILE I GET THE CRUSTS?!?!"

"Our subject is a twenty year old male. Time of death is approximately 72 hours ago. However, the subject has been mobile up until 12 hours ago"

Please, please, PLEASE tell me what all that's from. I have no idea.

"I like bowties. Bowties are cool."

"I like fezes now. Fezes are cool."

"Nice to meet you, Rose Tyler. Run for your life."

"Are you my mummy?"

"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster then you can believe. Don't close your eyes, don't turn your back, and don't blink. Good luck."

Yes, I do like Doctor Who. Why do you ask?

"Your Mama's so old, her birth certificate says EXPIRED."

You win Ben Carson. You. Win.

"I was goin' out the front door to come here, and I came here, and I got here, and here I am!"

"Oh that's good, fantastic that is. Twenty minutes to save the world and I have a post office. And it's shut!"

"Rory! That's a relief! I thought I had burst out of the wrong cake. Again."

"Now all I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?"

Here's some more:

"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, 'never try'. "
- Homer Simpson

"Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."
-Bender

"She went out to catch some sun" "Well it looks like... something caught her"
-Horatio from CSI

YEEEAAAA- *shot*

"Good news, everyone!"
"I don't like the sound of that..."
-Professor Farnsworth and Bender, Futurama

"Professor! Lava! HOT!"
-Professor Farnsworth

Also, more Doctor Who:

"Hello, I'm the Doctor. Basically... run."

"There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never ever put in a trap: Me."

-"This is what I'm gonna do: I'm gonna rescue her. I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I'm gonna save the Earth. And then, just to finish you off, I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!"
-"But you HAVE no weap-ONS! No defen-SES! No plan!"
-"Yeah, and doesn't that just scare you to death?"

Wow, sure are a lot of Doctor Who fans around here...

"Hello, and welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are just like the word 'international' in International House of Pancakes!"

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh, Mr. Creedy. Beneath this mask is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.
V for Vendetta

what, you thought you could actually kill him, you simpering wad of insecurity and self-loathing? No. You're just a human, Dean. And not much of one.
Supernatural

"Hey ABBOOOOOOTT!!!"

yay another whose line fan, for you 1000 points

Never watched it, sorry. O.O;

"Time for, Time Force!"

I hate that this threat is dying, I though it would be good.
*goes and cries*

*hugs tightly* No, I won't allow it to die!

"You ooze, you lose."

Meh, I'll bring up something to keep this thread alive.


"Every dog has his day"
-Tony Montana, Scarface

"Say Hello To 'Lil Friend!"
- Tony Montana, Scarface