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Author:  CaptainPea [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

Russiarules1 Wrote:
"Caaarl!"
- Paul, Llamas with hats.

"Say Hello to my Little Friend! >:(!!!"
-Tony M., Scarface.

"Imagination..."
-Sponge Bob


First and third ones aren't technically movies, but they are pretty awesome.
But since Llamas with Hats isn't a videogame, movie, or TV show, we might as well...

"What happened to his hands...?"
"His what?"
"His hands- w-why are they missing?"
"Oh, I kinda um... chopped them up. And ate them."

Author:  Divinaparadiso4 [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

"Hey I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I can serve hot dogs to teenagers."
"You got both your legs Frank."
"Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam."

Frank and Kelso from That 70's Show

Author:  Penwrite [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

Divinaparadiso4 Wrote:
"Hey I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I can serve hot dogs to teenagers."
"You got both your legs Frank."
"Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam."

Frank and Kelso from That 70's Show


You win. Everything.

"I'm going ghost!"

Author:  Blue Braixen [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

naylorfan90 Wrote:
Divinaparadiso4 Wrote:
"Hey I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I can serve hot dogs to teenagers."
"You got both your legs Frank."
"Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam."

Frank and Kelso from That 70's Show


You win. Everything.

"I'm going ghost!"

"Oh, so you have a battle cry, how cute."

Author:  Penwrite [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

Tha Housedog Wrote:
naylorfan90 Wrote:
Divinaparadiso4 Wrote:
"Hey I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I can serve hot dogs to teenagers."
"You got both your legs Frank."
"Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam."

Frank and Kelso from That 70's Show


You win. Everything.

"I'm going ghost!"

"Oh, so you have a battle cry, how cute."


:o "I AM THE BOX GHOST! BEWARE!" *flies off*

Author:  Blue Braixen [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

naylorfan90 Wrote:
Tha Housedog Wrote:
naylorfan90 Wrote:

You win. Everything.

"I'm going ghost!"

"Oh, so you have a battle cry, how cute."


:o "I AM THE BOX GHOST! BEWARE!" *flies off*

I AM TECHNUS! BEHOLD AS I <INSERT PLAN HERE>.

Author:  Penwrite [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

Hehe, awesome.

"I am a ghost. Fear me."

Author:  CaptainPea [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

Sounds like a lot of-
HOOPLAH!

Author:  Private Elliot [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

"HOLY CRAP IT'S REAL"

I laughed just because it was unexpected.

Author:  Penwrite [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

Private Elliot Wrote:
"HOLY CRAP IT'S REAL"

I laughed just because it was unexpected.


Hm...sorry, no idea what that's from. :(

Author:  CaptainPea [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

...is this the magic box?

Author:  Penwrite [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

CaptainPea Wrote:
...is this the magic box?


"...no, Locke. The magic box is a metaphor."

Author:  Tiggy [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:53 pm ]
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"Would someone PLEASE give me a dollar?!"

Author:  Psykeout [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:05 am ]
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Tobee Wrote:
"Would someone PLEASE give me a dollar?!"

hey, thats me!
also,
"Smithers: "Mr. Smithers plus guest"...huh. There's only one person I
would want to bring.
[pulls a frozen Mr. Burns from a slot in the wall]
Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover
the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. How're we
doing, boys?
Frink: Well, we're up to fifteen!
Scientists: Yay!"

Author:  CaptainPea [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

naylorfan90 Wrote:
CaptainPea Wrote:
...is this the magic box?


"...no, Locke. The magic box is a metaphor."


He never called him Locke, it was always John


"My theory, they're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards -- their heads are made of plastetic"

Author:  Teh Brawler [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:25 pm ]
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"N'arm!"

It is indeed a real quote.

Author:  CaptainPea [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

Narf

Author:  Penwrite [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

CaptainPea Wrote:
naylorfan90 Wrote:
CaptainPea Wrote:
...is this the magic box?


"...no, Locke. The magic box is a metaphor."


He never called him Locke, it was always John


"My theory, they're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards -- their heads are made of plastetic"


Yeah, I realized my mistake, like, 30 minutes after I posted. *hangs head*

"What ABOUT you?"

Author:  mariomarc [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

Zoinks!

Author:  angelusbr [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

Big Bang Theory:
"It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock´╗┐ crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock´╗┐ smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors. "

Author:  The Game [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

"What's claustrophobic?"
"It means he's afraid of Santa."
"HO HO HO!"
"Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!"

"Sweeeeeeet, sweeeeet sweet victoryyyyy yeahhhhhh!"

Author:  Nitrosparxx [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

"GIR, Reporting for duty"

"GIR?...What's the 'G' stand for?"

"I don't know!"

Author:  CaptainPea [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

"4 8 15 16 23 42"

Author:  Penwrite [ Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:06 pm ]
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"I see you found your loophole."

Author:  CaptainPea [ Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:31 pm ]
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naylorfan90 Wrote:
"I see you found your loophole."


"They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same."

Author:  Penwrite [ Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:46 pm ]
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CaptainPea Wrote:
naylorfan90 Wrote:
"I see you found your loophole."


"They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same."


"It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress."

Author:  Aarden [ Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

"Have you tried rebooting him?"

"I think it's a firmware problem"

Big Bang Theory

Author:  Anthroguy101 [ Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

"A five-ounce swallow cannot carry a one-pound coconut!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Author:  Anthroguy101 [ Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

"OM NOM NOM" -Cookie Monster, Sesame Street

Author:  Penwrite [ Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

"I fight for the Users!"

Author:  The Game [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:23 pm ]
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"What's gonna work? TEAMWORK!"

Author:  CaptainPea [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

"Ah seeyainanuthalife, brutha"

Author:  Agent Sandwich [ Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

Do TV series count? Doctor Who, The Library Part 2: 'You watch us run' 'Shhhhh hush now'

Author:  angelusbr [ Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

Sleet Wrote:
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!

"I did not hit her! It's not true! It's ****! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Mark!"

Author:  Penwrite [ Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

angelusbr Wrote:
Sleet Wrote:
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!

"I did not hit her! It's not true! It's ****! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Mark!"


Oh thank you, THANK YOU for assuring me I wasn't the only one with the misfortun to have seen that movie! =D

Johnny: "I'd like to buy two dozen roses please."
Store worker: "Oh hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you." *goes to get roses* "Here you go."
Johnny: "That's me. How much is it?"
Store worker: "That'll be 18 dolla-."
Johnny: "Here you go, keep the change." *hands over money and pets dog on counter* "Hi doggy."
Store worker: "You're my favorite customer."
Johnny: "Thanks a lot, bye." *leaves*

Author:  Alex M. [ Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.

Braindead ( Dead Alive )

Author:  dynaslash [ Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

Say it with me, everybody: "Jamie wants big boom."

Author:  Penwrite [ Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

CaptainPea Wrote:
"Ah seeyainanuthalife, brutha"


"If we can't live together, we're gonna die alone."

Author:  CaptainPea [ Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

Agent Sandwich Wrote:
Do TV series count? Doctor Who, The Library Part 2: 'You watch us run' 'Shhhhh hush now'

What else would?

"...where are we?"
good question...

Author:  Dissension [ Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite Television Quotes

That was originally in the thread for movie quotes, it's since been moved here.

Oh, and "Engage!"

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