First and third ones aren't technically movies, but they are pretty awesome.
But since Llamas with Hats isn't a videogame, movie, or TV show, we might as well...

"What happened to his hands...?"
"His what?"
"His hands- w-why are they missing?"
"Oh, I kinda um... chopped them up. And ate them."

"Hey I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I can serve hot dogs to teenagers."
"You got both your legs Frank."
"Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam."

Frank and Kelso from That 70's Show

You win. Everything.

"I'm going ghost!"

"Oh, so you have a battle cry, how cute."

"I AM THE BOX GHOST! BEWARE!" *flies off*

I AM TECHNUS! BEHOLD AS I <INSERT PLAN HERE>.

Hehe, awesome.

"I am a ghost. Fear me."

Sounds like a lot of-
HOOPLAH!

"HOLY CRAP IT'S REAL"

I laughed just because it was unexpected.

Hm...sorry, no idea what that's from.

...is this the magic box?

"...no, Locke. The magic box is a metaphor."

"Would someone PLEASE give me a dollar?!"

	naylorfan90 wrote: CaptainPea wrote: ...is this the magic box? "...no, Locke. The magic box is a metaphor."

He never called him Locke, it was always John


"My theory, they're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards -- their heads are made of plastetic"

"N'arm!"

It is indeed a real quote.

Narf

Yeah, I realized my mistake, like, 30 minutes after I posted. *hangs head*

"What ABOUT you?"

Zoinks!

Big Bang Theory:
"It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors. "

"What's claustrophobic?"
"It means he's afraid of Santa."
"HO HO HO!"
"Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!"

"Sweeeeeeet, sweeeeet sweet victoryyyyy yeahhhhhh!"

"GIR, Reporting for duty"

"GIR?...What's the 'G' stand for?"

"I don't know!"

"4 8 15 16 23 42"

"I see you found your loophole."

"They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same."

"It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress."

"Have you tried rebooting him?"

"I think it's a firmware problem"

Big Bang Theory

"A five-ounce swallow cannot carry a one-pound coconut!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"OM NOM NOM" -Cookie Monster, Sesame Street

"What's gonna work? TEAMWORK!"

"Ah seeyainanuthalife, brutha"

Do TV series count? Doctor Who, The Library Part 2: 'You watch us run' 'Shhhhh hush now'

"I did not hit her! It's not true! It's ****! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Mark!"

Oh thank you, THANK YOU for assuring me I wasn't the only one with the misfortun to have seen that movie! =D

Johnny: "I'd like to buy two dozen roses please."
Store worker: "Oh hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you." *goes to get roses* "Here you go."
Johnny: "That's me. How much is it?"
Store worker: "That'll be 18 dolla-."
Johnny: "Here you go, keep the change." *hands over money and pets dog on counter* "Hi doggy."
Store worker: "You're my favorite customer."
Johnny: "Thanks a lot, bye." *leaves*

Say it with me, everybody: "Jamie wants big boom."

"If we can't live together, we're gonna die alone."

What else would?

"...where are we?"
good question...