Housepets!

Here are a few of mine, some are silly, some are more serious.

"Life is like a box of chocolates...yours however is like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!!!"
--- Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

"I will remain a soldier 'til the war is won!"
--- Boondocks

"If you run, you won't see me stab you!"
--- Katarina, League of Legends

"Where there is light, there is darkness..."
--- Pythagoras

"What do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant!"
--- Nick Wilde, Zootopia

Here's hoping that Nick doesn't quite his day job.

“Aha! Today I shall become an author! And I will auth and auth and auth and make a squillion dollars, whoopee!” - Brian Jacques

Wish I could have met him while he was alive. He sounds funny.

Me too. He's one of my favourite authors. He certainly had a big influence on me and he was actually the one that got me into reading novels instead of picture books. Redwall was the first novel I ever read and I still remember reading it that first time.

RIP Brian.

Did he actually say that quote or was it one of the characters he wrote for?

I'm pretty sure that was him joking around in an interview although I can't seem to find any context around it.

It would have been something along the lines of "One doesn't just sit up and say "[that quote]". Being an author takes a lot of hard work and patience."

Jacques loved writing for the sake of writing and for entertaining his readers. If he could make some money off it too then so much the better. Money was never his motivation though.

I just like funny little quotes like that.

“Even though I’m no more than a monster - don’t I, too, have the right to live?”
-Old Boy

My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with. - Melissa Rivers

To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important. - Margaret Cho

I train my chefs completely different to anyone else. My young girls and guys, when they come to the kitchen, the first thing they get is a blindfold. They get blindfolded and they get sat down at the chef's table... Unless they can identify what they're tasting, they don't get to cook it. - Gordon Ramsay

Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker, but crikey, education's the most important thing. - Steve Irwin

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Just googled him. Geez he was lucky to make it out alive!

“Myth is the means by which
the traditional world expressed the
ultimate significance of being.”
– Julius Evola

Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.” — Ambrose Bierce

“Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.” — Joshua J. Marine

“It is never too late to be what we might have been.” — George Eliot

“To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.” — William M. Thackeray

“If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.” — Anna Quindlen

Amazee Dayzee wrote:

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:well there's nothing to follow anymore, the main series is over. all that's left is a spinoff (unless that ended too, or was a one-off)

I know that, but I haven't watched most of the episodes.

Actually, the show is still trying to push its cancellation as far as possible. It's rumored that the studio still has another 256 episodes planned (putting it at 700, the same number of chapters as the manga, tho with a lot more content). It's also been rumored that Studio Pierrot is planning to continue the franchise by adapting Kishimoto's (the author) stories of the main character's son. That's still just a rumor at this point.

Noname Extra wrote:Flat is Justice!

And there is a chance it may end up coming back. People though Dragonball was finished after GT but it came back in different iterations.

"But enough about me. What do you think about me?" - Bette Middler in Beaches

I'll have to remember to use that quote sometime.

Mac - "You stupid science ******* couldn't even make my friends more smarter!"
Charlie - "Yeah! Stupid science ***** couldn't even make I more smarter!"
Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It might always be Sunny in Philadelphia, but for some people they are always stupid.

"Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land! Where jobs grow on jobbies!!" - Charlie (Always Sunny)

You're gonna make me addicted to that show.

"I may be laying in the gutter but I am looking up at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde

Too bad the stars can't help you get back on your feet...

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain

"Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones." - Phillips Brooks

"Far more dangerous than our ability to lie to others, is our ability to lie to ourselves." - JustAThought

"This call may be recorded for quality and training purposes." - Tech support

"The test is completely based on the study guide. You should all be able to get an A." - Liar

"I literally have no idea what could be wrong with it." - Me

Uh, what is the difference between JustAThought, Liar and yourself? XD

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Uh, what is the difference between JustAThought, Liar and yourself? XD

OOOOOHHHH. Nice catch!

And so it begins.

I may not be able to catch certain things, but this is one thing that I caught!

“We thought of life by analogy with a journey, a pilgrimage, which had a serious purpose at the end, and the thing was to get to that end, success or whatever it is, maybe heaven after you’re dead. But we missed the point the whole way along. It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing or to dance while the music was being played.”
-Alan Watts

"Oh my friend, it is not what they take from you that counts, it's what you do with what you have left."
Hubert H. Humphrey

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."
Hubert H. Humphrey

"You don't have to be straight, to fight and die for your country you just have to shoot straight."
Barry Goldwater

"I prefer rogues to imbeciles, they, at least sometimes take a rest."
Alexandre Dumas

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. -MLK

I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure. -Marquis de Sade

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times. -Bruce Lee

God sometimes removes a person from your life for your protection. Don't run after them -Rick Warren

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. -Maya Angelou

"I've missed more than 900 shots in my career, I've lost almost 300 games 26 times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed, I've failed over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed"
Michael Jordan

"If you're trying to achieve there will be roadblocks.I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you If you run into a wall don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it."
Michael Jordan

"I can accept failure, everyone fails at something, but I can't accept not trying."
Michael Jordan


"The man who complains about how the ball bounces, is most likely the one who dropped it."
Lou Holtz

"The problem with having a sense of humor is that often the people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."
Lou Holtz

"Burning down you neighbor's house doesn't make your house look any better."
Lou Holtz

If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.
— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

“If I tell you I'm good, probably you will say I'm boasting. But if I tell you I'm not good, you'll know I'm lying.” ~ Bruce Lee

"Knowing is not enough. We must apply. Willing is not enough. We must do." ~ Bruce Lee

"All men dream, but not equally; those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes to make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle

"We must learn to live to live together like brothers or perish together like fools"
Marin Luther King, Jr

"Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there."
Will Rogers

"People ask me I have some sort of death wish to keep saying the things I do. The answer is no; I would like to keep on living. However, some things must be said and there are times when silence becomes an accomplice to injustice."
Ayaan Hrisi Ali

"Never cut a tree down in wintertime. Never make a decision at the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass the spring will come."
Robert Schuller

"I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail, than attempt to do nothing and succeed."
Robert Schuller

Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.
—Virgil Garnett Thomson

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
—Norm Crosby

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
—Lily Tomlin

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
—H. L. Mencken

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
—Christopher Hampton

Guess she does have a short attention span...

Izaya's a guy.

I read that as Orihime. Never mind. Thanks for correcting me.

It's from the cell phone stomp scene.