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Author:  Penwrite [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:17 pm ]
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"Dork!"

Author:  mariomarc [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:00 pm ]
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"When you control the mail you control information."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg_4z2adv6Q

Author:  Psykeout [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:10 pm ]
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OMG how could i forget!!!
"Quiet, you!"

if your a good person you'll know what i reference.

Author:  Tha Housefox [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:15 pm ]
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"KAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Author:  Alex M. [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:48 pm ]
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The Bride: Where's Bill?
The Bride: Where's Bill?
Buck: Please stop hitting me...
The Bride: WHERE'S BILL?
Buck: I-I don't know who Bill is!
-Kill Bill Vol. 1

The Bride: What are you doing here?
Bill: What am I doing? A moment ago, I was playin' my flute. But this moment, I'm looking at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen.
The Bride: Why are you here?
Bill: Last look.
The Bride: Are you going to be nice?
Bill: I've never been nice my whole life, but I'll do my best... to be sweet.
-Kill Bill Vol. 2

Author:  Penwrite [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:22 pm ]
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"Cats and dogs, living together! It's mass panic!"


Wait...

Author:  CaptainPea [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:35 pm ]
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"Who the ... are Nikki and Paulo?"

Author:  thoughtwright [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:38 pm ]
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"Two players, two sides. One light. The other, dark." - John Locke (Terry O'Quinn, Lost, ep. 1.2 "Pilot (part 2)")
He pretty much set up the entire theme and feel for the episodes to come with that Backgammon game. Similarly:
"I've looked into the eye of this island and what I saw was beautiful." - John Locke (Terry O'Quinn, Lost, ep. 1.5 "White Rabbit")
And many more, but particularly anything with Locke and Vincent interacting.
Oh: "I lied."

Author:  CaptainPea [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:42 pm ]
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thoughtwright Wrote:
"Two players, two sides. One light. The other, dark." - John Locke (Terry O'Quinn, Lost, ep. 1.2 "Pilot (part 2)")
He pretty much set up the entire theme and feel for the episodes to come with that Backgammon game. Similarly:
"I've looked into the eye of this island and what I saw was beautiful." - John Locke (Terry O'Quinn, Lost, ep. 1.5 "White Rabbit")
And many more, but particularly anything with Locke and Vincent interacting.
Oh: "I lied."


YOU JUST WON A LIFE'S SUPPLY OF WIN

"...Got any milk?"

Author:  thoughtwright [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:52 pm ]
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CaptainPea Wrote:
YOU JUST WON A LIFE'S SUPPLY OF WIN

"...Got any milk?"

I swear I had the post composed for hours, and once I hit submit it notified me of your post just a minute earlier.

And while I'm thinking of infamous one-liners, "ENGAGE" (oh awesome)

Author:  Penwrite [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:24 am ]
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CaptainPea Wrote:
thoughtwright Wrote:
"Two players, two sides. One light. The other, dark." - John Locke (Terry O'Quinn, Lost, ep. 1.2 "Pilot (part 2)")
He pretty much set up the entire theme and feel for the episodes to come with that Backgammon game. Similarly:
"I've looked into the eye of this island and what I saw was beautiful." - John Locke (Terry O'Quinn, Lost, ep. 1.5 "White Rabbit")
And many more, but particularly anything with Locke and Vincent interacting.
Oh: "I lied."


YOU JUST WON A LIFE'S SUPPLY OF WIN

"...Got any milk?"


Anyeon who quotes Ben is full of win.

John Locke: "Where did you get electricity?"
Ben Linus: "We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair."

Author:  Ryuji [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:16 am ]
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"..." - Gordon Freeman.

Author:  Sleet [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:18 am ]
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I think he was quoting Link when he said that.

Valve takes the reference even further with Chell saying the same thing.

Author:  Mr. Noms [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:11 am ]
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"Yes," Casablanca

Author:  Penwrite [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:50 am ]
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"Guys, quiet...do you smell that?"

Author:  Tha Housefox [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:19 pm ]
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"Okay, why is the fallback position sniffing each other's butts?"
Buck, Cats and Dogs 2

Author:  Enty [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:45 pm ]
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Seriously? No mention of "Frankly my dear, I don't give a muffins and cookies"?

Author:  Nitrosparxx [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:38 pm ]
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"Nobody suspects the spanish inqusion!"

Author:  Penwrite [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:52 pm ]
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"Are you telling me that coconuts migrate!?"

Author:  thoughtwright [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:53 pm ]
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naylorfan90 Wrote:
"Are you telling me that coconuts migrate!?"
YES Monty Python has so many great quotes, from any of the movies.
"It's just a flesh wound!"

One of the most quotable writers ever (besides Monty Python) has to be Wes Anderson:
"If what I think is happening, IS happening... It better not be." - Mrs. Fox (Fantastic Mr. Fox) This has to be my pick for best ever, at least for now.
"Why'd you take your shoes off?" "So I don't break your nose when I kick it." - Beaver's son, Kristofferson (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
"I saved Latin. What did you ever do?" - Max Fischer (Rushmore)
And way, way more I remembered after watching once, which almost never happens.

I second "DON'T PANIC" though that's not exclusive to the movie.
"Share and Enjoy!" - Sirius Cybernetics Cooperation, Complaints Division (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) Wait that's not from the movie... I think...
"Zaphiod's just this guy, you know?"
"But this isn't a presidential release of prisoner form, those are blue!" (hmm would I call that best ever?)
"Buttons aren't toys!"

Do I have to pick just one? It's kind of hard to pick an awesome line that stands out on it's own, everything is so contextual, maybe we should start a thread for best overall scenes?

Author:  Penwrite [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:51 pm ]
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Oh wait, oh wait, I got one!

"You're tearing me APART, Lisa!"

Author:  Private Elliot [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:32 pm ]
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I would quote Nick from L4D2, but his quotes include quite colorful words.

Author:  Sketcherofstuff [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:20 pm ]
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http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/It%27s_Always_Sunny_in_Philadelphia :D

In particular...

Lawyer- In fact, I don't think that you know anything about law practice.

Charlie- Okay dude, if we toe to toe on bird law, I'd have you stumped.

Lawyer- Bird law does not exist.

Charlie- Says someone who knows nothing about the law!

Author:  CaptainPea [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:47 pm ]
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"Don't tell me what I can't do."

Author:  Tha Housefox [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:44 pm ]
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McGeek, McGPS, McCoffee... There're about a billion nicknames for poor Timothy McGee in NCIS.

Author:  ChristopherJackal [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:47 am ]
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"There's this car... and it runs on water man!" -Hyde, That 70's show!

Author:  Nitrosparxx [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:31 am ]
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"A bunch of baby ducks, Send them to the moon! Soda machine that doesn't work, Send it to the moon!"

EDIT: Since Naylorfan already put one:

"And here we see Byrd, spelled with a "y" instead of an "I". Because poor literacy is Kewl!"

Author:  Alex M. [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:15 pm ]
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"...treating illnesses is why we became doctors, treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable."

"The treatments don't always work. Symptoms never lie."

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"Never trust doctors."

-Dr. House.

Author:  44R0NM10 [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:43 pm ]
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"It's over 9000!"

Enough has been said

Author:  Aarden [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:38 pm ]
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"Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?"

Author:  Psykeout [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:43 pm ]
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you're doing it wrong!
Spargo Wrote:
"Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?"

44R0NM10 Wrote:
"It's over 9000!"

there.

Author:  Penwrite [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:44 pm ]
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"I'm gonna send this planet and everyone on it into another dimension!"

Author:  Tha Housefox [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:49 pm ]
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Psykeout Wrote:
you're doing it wrong!
Spargo Wrote:
"Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?"

44R0NM10 Wrote:
"It's over 9000!"

there.

Quote Nazi. Also: hy didn't you people do that when I said kamehameha? :cry:

Author:  KizerZin [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:13 pm ]
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"I’ll Get You Next Time! Gadget! Next time!!!"- Dr.Claw

Author:  Final_Silence [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?
Peasant: She looks like one.
[Crowd indistinctly shouts]
Bedevere: Bring her forward!
Girl: I'm not a witch.
Bedevere: But you are dressed as one...
Girl: They dressed me up like this. [Crowd murmurs]
Girl: And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.
Bedevere: [inspects the nose and confirms] Well?
Peasant: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant: And the hat. She's a witch!
Peasant Crowd: Burn her!
Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant Crowd: No, no, no! [beat] Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
Bedevere: Why do you think that she is a witch?
Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt.
[Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]
Bedevere: A newt?
[Silence]
Peasant: Well, I got better.
Peasant Crowd: Burn her anyway!

Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them]
Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man--
Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege! [trumpets blare to a shot of a castle]
King Arthur: [awed] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: Camelot!
Patsy: It's only a model.
King Arthur: Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!
[The inhabitants of Camelot sing "Knights of the Round Table"]
Knights of the Round Table: [singing and dancing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot.
Knight: I have to push the pram a lot.
[Cut back to Arthur]
King Arthur: On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is possibly the best movie ever.

Author:  Anthroguy101 [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:02 pm ]
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"We finally have proof that aliens walk among us." -Raj, The Big Bang Theory (Season 3 Finale)

Author:  Anthroguy101 [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:15 pm ]
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"It's always Christmas in Heaven." -The Meaning of Life
*pukes* -Super Size Me
"Oh my God, there's **** EVERYWHERE!" -Dumb and Dumberer
"All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind." -Annabelle All Dogs Go to Heaven

Author:  Penwrite [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best Movie Line Ever.

Final_Silence Wrote:
Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?
Peasant: She looks like one.
[Crowd indistinctly shouts]
Bedevere: Bring her forward!
Girl: I'm not a witch.
Bedevere: But you are dressed as one...
Girl: They dressed me up like this. [Crowd murmurs]
Girl: And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.
Bedevere: [inspects the nose and confirms] Well?
Peasant: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant: And the hat. She's a witch!
Peasant Crowd: Burn her!
Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant Crowd: No, no, no! [beat] Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
Bedevere: Why do you think that she is a witch?
Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt.
[Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]
Bedevere: A newt?
[Silence]
Peasant: Well, I got better.
Peasant Crowd: Burn her anyway!

Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them]
Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man--
Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege! [trumpets blare to a shot of a castle]
King Arthur: [awed] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: Camelot!
Patsy: It's only a model.
King Arthur: Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!
[The inhabitants of Camelot sing "Knights of the Round Table"]
Knights of the Round Table: [singing and dancing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot.
Knight: I have to push the pram a lot.
[Cut back to Arthur]
King Arthur: On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is possibly the best movie ever.


You are awesome.

"You wanna intimidate someone, give 'em the LAAAAZZZY EYE."

Author:  Alex M. [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:43 am ]
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"Let Your Freak Flag Fly!"
-Celia.

Author:  Russiarules1 [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:54 am ]
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"Caaarl!"
- Paul, Llamas with hats.

"Say Hello to my Little Friend! >:(!!!"
-Tony M., Scarface.

"Imagination..."
-Sponge Bob

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