"If it's not lesson related, or unless you're bleeding, dying, or your hair's on fire, then don't raise your hand." - My third grade teacher

"You will not get out of an exam unless you are literally bleeding out of the eyes!" - the headmaster
"Hey Kyuu, poke me in the eyes!" - my friend David

"No pressure, children, but the results of this test will follow you throughout life and beyond the grave."

Capitalism, ho!

life's a journey not a destination - my teacher quoting some sayings
so....wander around aimlessly ? - my classmate , right after that

Batman: "Computer: last know address of Humpty dumpty"
Bat computer: "a wall"
-Beware the Batman

I'm not evil, just confused. - Bronson

Nothing stands between us and our victory except defeat! - Roderick Spode, "Jeeves and Wooster".

"The greatest strength and wealth is self control."
- Pythagoras

"You know what? I'm sad." -Sora

"Duck, you sucker." - James Coburn (Sean Mallory), Duck You Sucker

"It's like cheers except everything is terrible."
"Be more Gary Busey."
"Alcoholics have a short shelf life. They're up there with bananas."
Some of the quotes from on set last night.

"Lead me into everlasting darkness!" -Riku

The ox is slow. But the Earth is patient.

Plant Lecturer: *picks up a steak* "This is an animal" *throws it at the wall*
Steak: *splatt* *sticks to the wall*
Lecturer: "If you throw it at the wall, it doesn't bounce." *picks up an onion* "This is a plant." *throws it at the wall*
Onion: *Thud* *bounces onto the floor*
Lecturer: "If you throw it at the wall, it does bounce."

- My lecturer at the start of our first "Plant Biology" lecture.

Yay for cellulose and lignin.

Apparently he does it every year. There's still a bloodstian on the wall where the steak stuck. XD

It is well that war is so terrible-lest we grow too fond of it- Robert E. Lee

“In faith and hope the world will disagree, but all mankind’s concern is charity.”
-Alexander the Great, or Macedon

Duck Soup
Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx) - "I suggest we give him 10 years in Leavenworth or 11 years in Tweleveworth"
Chicolini (Chico Marx) - "I'll tell ya what I'll do, I'll take 5 and 10 at Woolworth"

"Procrastinate now! Not later!" - One of my friends.

"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool"

"Would you like a cup of tea?"
"Tea is for mugs."

"I only wanted you to scare them!"
"People scare better when they're dyin'."
- Once Upon a Time in the West

"Dance water, dance!" -Demyx

"If you believe something is impossible, it will be impossible. But if you believe, the world will offer it's powers to you." - Latov, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates

Sensorite:- You are in no position to make threats.
1st Doctor:- (gently) Oh, I don't make threats. But I do keep promises and I promise that I shall be more trouble than you can handle <louder> If you don't return my property!

"Good looks are like noses. They run in my family." - Itchy Itchiford - All Dogs Go To Heaven, the TV series

"The grave is lonely. Living is worse."
- Nix, "Lord of Illusions"

"The most beautiful and most profound experience is the sensation of the mystical, it is the sower of all true science.

He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer wonder and stand rapt in awe is as good as dead.

To know that what is impenetrable to us really exists, manifesting itself as the highest wisdom and the most radiant beauty which our dull faculties can comprehend only in their primitive forms, this knowledge, this feeling, is at the center of true religiousness!"

- Albert Einstein -

"I hate my stupid psychotic brain!"
-Butters

"The scientific man does not aim at an immediate result. He does not expect that his advanced ideas will be readily taken up. His work is like that of the planter — for the future. His duty is to lay the foundation for those who are to come, and point the way. He lives and labors and hopes." - Nikola Tesla

"In this world, a single blade can take you anywhere you want to go."
- Kirito

"All the world needs is me. I've got my values...so you can keep yours, alright?" - Neku Sakuraba, The World Ends With You

"What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy? Go bang your head on the window or something." -Larxene

"I didn't hear what the bet was..."
"Your life."
For a Few Dollars More

"Don't go the distance for other people, do it for yourself." - Neku Sakuraba

Bruce and Penelope from "The Genie from Down Under".

"how can you be too lazy to be lazy ?!" -me , yesterday

"There is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in outer space as yet. Its hazards are hostile to us all. Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation may never come again. But why, some say, the moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? We choose to go to the moon! We choose to go to the moon...

"We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard! Because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills. Because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win. And the others, too."

-John F. Kennedy, Rice University, September 12, 1962