Housepets!

"You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it" - Jack Sparrow

"There are moments, when a man has to make a choice , to sacrifice what he wants to protect what he loves , whom he cares , and takes joy in knowing that he did the right thing , and I promise you , if such a moment come to us , that person , ain't gonna be me" - my "best" friend , although I'm pretty sure he quoted it from somewhere else

"I don't care about money , nor do I need it , all I need , and therefore care about , is the things that people uses money to buy" - .....well , me

"they say laughter is the best medicine , but if you laugh for no reason , you need something else" - internet quote , and apparently I need "something else"

"BE GENTLE!" -King
"I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who thinks a pterodactyl purring is adorable." -Me

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them" - Andy

If thou wilt make a man happy, add not into his riches, but take away for his desires! - Internet

"By my power, werewolves shall become the wolfir, our allies in combat against darkness." -Avacyn's Cursemute Decree
"I asked if they wanted to do things the easy way. I meant easy for me." -Chandra
"Boss told us to try and train 'em. Trained it to attack--it ate Flugg. Trained it to run fast--it got away. Success!" -Dlig, goblin spelunker

Another Doctor Who. This time it's BATTLEFIELD, where Sylvester McCoy's Doctor faces Queen Morgaine. It's in the very near future and she has a nuclear missile. The timer's counting down too...


Doctor:- ‘All over the world, fools are poised; ready to let death fly – A spark could turn into an inferno.’

Morgaine: What do I care? This is war!

Doctor: IS it? Death falling from the sky. Blind, random, anywhere, anytime. No one is safe. No one is innocent? Machines of death, Morgaine, screaming from above, of light, brighter than the sun! Not a war between armies nor a war between nations, but just death, death gone mad!
A child looks up into the sky, his eyes turn to cinders. No more tears, only ashes. Is this honour? Is this war? Are these the weapons you would use?? TELL ME!

Morgaine <hesitantly> No…

Doctor: Then end the madness!

"You can't have a war without an enemy. We could, but it would be dull." - Conrad Brean, Wag the Dog.
"War is show business." - same.

"And here, poor fool, I stand once more,
No wiser than I was before." (J.W. v. Goethe)

... that's my feeling during exams!

"What is death? Is it but the ruination of the flesh?" - Romeo Guildenstern in Vagrant Story.

A little dark perhaps, but a good quote nonetheless.

the entire "what is a man" coversation at the beginning of Castlevania : SotN
"this castle is a creature of chaos , it may take many incarnations" - Alucard

"Don't look into its eyes. It's thinking things no dead thing should think." -Captain Eberhart
"When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor." -Drainpipe Vermin quote
"As you inject the viscus vitae into the brain stem, don't let the spastic moaning bother you. It will soon become music to your ears."
-Stitcher Geralf

Everyone, Mutie or norm, has the right to the protection of the law and I AM the law! - Judge Dredd.

"The king is dying. Long live the successful early applicant." - Nick Mayer, "Absolute Power" TV series

One quote I know is nothing without the visual...

Judge Fear kills people by showing his face. It's usually accompanied by his catchphrase 'Gaaaze intooo the facce offf fear...'

Here's Dredd's response.

"Devouring books is only the beginning. The librarian's next." -Ravenous Rats quote
"If you must go out at night, bring a mob." -Master of the Elgaud Cathars
"With great power comes great risk of getting yourself killed." -Goblin Arsonist
"Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070." -Spire Barrage
"I thought the wind was ushering me to my final destination, but it lifted me to my feet and I fought on." -Idrus, war priest of Thune
"What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man." -Prodigal Pyromancer
"Well, how could I know they'd explode?" -Gregel, township militia

"The man who chases two rabbits, catches neither" -Unknown.

No, no, the rule's not always about what you want. I play in your universe because I Like you guys, I don't want you getting hurt on my account, so I have a policy of intrinsic benevolence.
We're not Monsters...
Except maybe for Pete. - Great Kitsune

Smither: People see you as somewhat of an ogre.

Burns: Why I ought to club them and eat their bones!

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" -Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours.

"I finally bought Portal 1 and 2. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, MODERN GAMING SOCIETY?" -One of my friends

A couple from Doctor Who, showing the relationship between the Doctor and Davros...


"You are afflicted with a conscience!" Davros to the (4th) Doctor - Genesis of the Daleks.

And, in later years, when Davros threatens Earth...
Davros:- We will become all...
Doctor 7(interrupting) ...Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! Unimaginable power! Unlimited Rice Pudding! Etcetera, Etcetera!
Davros: Do [not] provoke me! I can destroy this miserable planet!
Doctor 7: Oh wonderful! What power, what brilliance! You can wipe out the odd civilisation, enslave the occasional culture, but it still won't detract from the basic, fundamental truth of your own impotence! " - Remembrance of the Daleks

"Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work."
- Clive Barker

"And you know the worst thing? Something I've noticed, just a tiny thing. Above the spot where he died there was a sign; 'no photos to be taken without the owner's permission'. Those people Linter attributed such grander of choice to... They don't use it. They waste all their choices on the way to us. They want to own the light." - Diziet Sma

Also my sig is one.

"Ey woul like tua bey e dambergerr." -Inspector Clouseau

My sig, which is a quote from me!

(If we're doing our own... Here's one from a toon I had in 'City of Heroes')

Medic Mouse:- "Lethal force is the last resort of those who can't think of anything else."

"It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here
And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear
That I'm not here."
- Pink Floyd 'Jugband Blues' (Syd Barrett's final song with the group)

Sometimes being responsible means knowing when to break the rules. -I dunno, some guy on Reddit-

"In faith and hope the world will disagree, But all mankind’s concern is charity."
-Alexander the Great, of Macedonia

"History shall say the Right Honourable Gentleman was wrong. I know this as I shall write that history." Winston Churchill.

Boy, did he ever.

My favourite one was one where, at a party, a lady called him drunk.

"And you are ugly. But, in the morning, I shall be sober."

That one can actually be traced back to 1882, was used by W. C. Fields in a film in 1934, and Churchill's alleged use of it wasn't until 1946.

http://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/08/17/sober-tomorrow/

"We appear and we disappear, and we’re important to some, but we’re just passing through."

- A metaphor for life, Before Midnight

"I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake" - Mitch Hedberg

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later" - Mitch Hedberg

Churchill said it to Bessy Bradock.

Read the link. An unnamed bodyguard claims he said it, but there's no confirmation, and it was already an old joke when it allegedly happened.

"Eat burnt toast. Puts hair on your chest." - My Late Grandpa

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." - Groucho Marx