Housepets!

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not."
-Andre Gide

this one always made me laugh....
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon, and we had to share the rock...." sgt avery johnson.

" I... I was nice today, nice to all those insipid little monkeys!, answering all their stupid letters! My hands... dirty! The dirt won't come off! President what a joke, president... president of what? His fan club! How they love him! Look at him lying there asleep! The idol of millions! He's a fool! A lying, silly little fool! How easily I could end the farce... with these hands. These dirty hands! And with these hands I hold the fate of millions! They think he's a god, but he's as mortal as we! I know! Just one quick twist! And it's over, just one! NO! It's happening again! My brain! My hot stinging brain! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
-Ren Höek

"Every world has its end. I know that's kinda sad, but...that's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have. At least, that's what I figure." - Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic and The Black Knight.

Stanz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!
Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes!
Winston Zeddmore: The dead rising from the grave!
Venkman: Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!

Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“We were all at once terribly alone; and alone we must see it through.”
- Erich Maria Remarque, "All Quiet on the Western Front"

“We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon” (Konrad Adenauer)

"While I may not agree with what you say, I'll defend to the death your right to say it."

Peter Griffin, Family Guy.

A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist. Stewart Alsop

"There is right and there is wrong, I have never been wrong mr Goldstein."-Divine in John Waters Pink Flamingos.

"Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs - it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and in suffering for what you believe." - Brom - Eragon, book 1 of The Inheritance Cycle.

"I wish people would not attribute false quotes to me on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

"I did try to sausage you but your cucumber was engaged." - Mr Davenport - Rentaghost

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean. Maya Angelou

"'I hate school with a pation.' Well... that's obvious." - Jack Douglass.

‘yippee ki yay mother ******’
die hard

‘game over man, game over'
‘lets rock’
‘stay away from her you *****’
aliens
i have loads more ya know

"Life is like photography. We develop from the negatives"

If at first you don't succeed... redefine success.

"One likes to believe in the freedom of music, but glittering prizes and endless compromises shatter the illusion of integrity"

-Geddy Lee (lead singer of RUSH, from the song "Spirit of Radio")

Is there a movie I think I should have won the Oscar for? Yeah. All of them.
Morgan Freeman

If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we wish to be happier than other people, and this is always difficult, for we believe others to be happier than they are.

Charles de Montesquieu

"In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention."-Waldo Lydecker

"I hate Jell-O" - Jello Biafra

"Got it memorized?" -Axel

"Heaven has forsaken us!" -Konata Izumi

"Not interested..." -Cloud Strife

"I just want to forget. Forget... it... all..." Lenneth Valkyrie

(Paraphrased) "I moved here from the States because there are no flying bullets here" - An American professor teaching in the university I'm studying in.

I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
Ozzy Osbourne

“We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are.” -Calvin & Hobbes-

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld

Listen to the elders for they are the voice of experience, they will provide you guidence.
Listen to your peers for they are external viewers of yourself, they will give you contrast to compare with.
Listen to the young ones for they are Innocent and pure, they will help you maintain a clear view.

"Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin."
-Greg Proops

"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a goldfish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life thinking it is stupid."

-Albert Einstein

"In Dr. Suess, there are no straight lines" -some random fun fact I found on the interwebs.

"Some fight for honour, some fight for glory. It matters only that you fight." - Aatrox, the Darkin Blade (League of Legends)

^ that's the new champ right ? 0.o
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "-Jack sparrow

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!! Loolooloolooloo!! - Spongebob Squarepants

"She devoured books like decadent chocolate eclairs, each one more delicious than the last." - (c) Julie King

"No... It was indeed not a dream. We really did it. The King of All Cosmos has really done it. A sky full of stars... We broke it. Yes, We were naughty. Completely naughty. So, so very sorry. But just between you and Us, It felt quite good. ♥ Not that We can remember very clearly, but We were in all Nature's embrace. We felt the beauty of all things, and felt love for all. That's how it was. Did you see? We smiled a genuine smile. Did you see? The stars splintering in perfect beauty. So many there used to be, almost a nuisance. Now there's nothing but darkness. Hee... 'Tis but a dream... Hee... But a beautiful one." - King of All Cosmos

the only thing that's needed for evil to triumph is for good man to do nothing , therefore , I shall.....do nothing - youtube

"But the eye of the storm is VERY misleading children. NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON IT, because the ocean was all like 'PSYCHE!'"- Stamper

"I have the mind of a criminal genius! I keep it in the freezer. Next to Mother." - Fox - Don't Eat The Neighbours

"It is your corrupt we claim! It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath." Boondock Saints