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You know are policy! we never turn down work that pays!-Vector, Sonic Heroes.

And now you why I am the best!-Dr. Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2

Whoa! did you two just come out of our closet? Get outta here!-Chrono Trigger

"You mean it's working? For real this time? Because... I still have nightmares about that cat." - Barney Calhoun

"What cat?" - Alyx Vance

Ah, Half Life 2. Always capable of providing interesting and odd quotes. Much like Portal.

"... It says so right here in your personnel file: 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.' SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too." - GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System)

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice." -GLaDOS

Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. -GLaDOS

“Do you want some cake? We have some cake? Oh, wait... We don’t have any cake. Hmmm... Hey, are you selling any cake?”

“Oh, my! You startled us! You really should give a species fair warning when you intend to make first contact. What if the entire (their name) Empire had a fainting spell. It’s happened before, you know. When we came to, we discovered mischievous aliens had drawn terrible things on our faces -- in permanent marker!”

The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that, "Android ****" is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
GLaDOS --> Portal

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OH MY GOD WHAT IS TH- oh, its cuboy!

eat me!, No don't-Jim chapmin Biohazard outbreak
here you are-Cindy Lenoux Biohazard Outbreak
You're worse than my Ex-wife! -George Hamilton Biohazard Outbreak

"Honey? Please, don´t shoot me."
-Nick, L4D2

"Hold up, let me heal ya."

Ugh. I've been in the Navy for years and I've never tasted anything that fishy.
~President Kennedy, Call of Duty: Black Ops

Literally every line in this cutscene is my favourite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYqnZuwk3q0

Howdy, folks. This here's where y'all reveal ya favorite quotes from movies and shows. If there's already a topic like this, sorry. Well, I'll start us off with...


"I AM A MAAWN!" *punch*

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Well movie quote guys, I hope y'all don't mind if I give a quote from a TV show.

"Cupid and his arrow have declared me an endangered species."

Hay, Your supposed to be dead!
Am I not?

Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl...

Oh, I just remembered this.

"Alright, nobody try and fallow us, or I kill myself and then her."

- Knight And Day

I can only paraphrase but Fry from Futurama got me laughing with this one:

Fry: Ooh,ooh! I'm having one of those things! You know, a headache with pictures.

Leela: An idea?

Fry: Yeah, that!

The episode titled A Taste Of Freedom.

"Whenever I'm straight, whatever I'm sitting on is straight, too!" -- uttered by a laser level on Playhouse Disney (actually, as my dear friend Craig Kasper points out, a level is for measuring levelness, not rectilinearity, but since when has children's television been intelligent?).

I rarely watch television, so apologies for the shortness and lameness of this post.

"Was it a dinosaur?"
"It wasn't a dinosaur."
"You say you didn't see it."
"I didn't."
"So how do you know it wasn't a dinosaur?"
"Because dinosaurs are extinct."

"How you doin?" - Joey from Friends. Gets me every time.

"Oh Mr. Schefield!"

Please tell me that was a The Nanny quote. Pleeaase!

"Nothing is true; everything is permitted." - Assassin's Creed.

My head's not big! Why does everyone say that? -Dib.

Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now. -Ms. Bitters.

Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!
Almighty Tallest Red: I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want?
Zim: Well, I noticed you're moving closer to the Earth than *ever* before!
Almighty Tallest Red: How would you know that?
Zim: Oh I know all kinds of theings about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Almighty Tallest Purple: Hey!... That *is* creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

Zim: Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!

Gir: I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a while. KAY?

All from Invader Zim

Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Billy!

...love Dexters Lab

*is glomped* Yay!

HA-HA-HA, HA-HA-HA, HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA-HA!

Dee Dee: Oooh! What does THAT button do?

"NOOOOO!" *Dexter yelling in despair as his lab is wrecked*

Dexter: "Nothing, nothing, you only see air!"


CHEW, CH-CHEW! CHEW CH-CHEW CH-CHEW! CHEW, CH-CHEW! CHEW CH-CHEW CH-CHEW!

Off topic for just a second, everyone who thinks Mandark was one of the greatest cartoon characters of all time, raise your hand *raises hand*

Now moving on to a quote...

"Gravy!"

"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." -Sandy Cheeks
"Bicycle Repair Man IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!" -Bill O' Reilly
"It's 4' o' clock on the East Coast. Do you know where your money is?" Closing Bell, CNBC
"...and I can see Russia from my house!" -Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live

*Raises hand*

Did anybody know Edd, Ed, n Eddy had a movie? Watched it, and it was amazing!

Whynay Emnay, I say Ed

"Just goes for miles and miles....but so does the M6."-An Idiot Abroad: Great Wall of China
"That song walk like an Egyptian - no-one's walking, everyone seems to be in a car at all hours. Just beeping."-An Idiot Abroad: Pyramids of Giza
"Karl:I'm not going on a camel again
Tour Guide:Why?
Karl:I'm not going on a camel again
Tour Guide:Why?
Karl:I'm not going on a camel again..."-An Idiot Abroad: Israel and Petra

Karl Pilkington has to be the funniest AND dumbest man alive

Yep, as the series finale. Great way to end it too, wouldn't ya say?

"Morphanominal!"

Yeah I would!

"We did it! We did it Double D!"
"And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie Eddy."

I love how they break the forth wall like that!