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"A good man draws a circle around himself and cares for those within. His woman, his children. Other men draw a larger circle and bring within their brothers and sisters. But some men have a great destiny. They must draw around themselves a circle that includes many, many more." - Tic'Tic, 10,000 BC

"One always dies too soon or too late. And yet, life is there, finished: the line is drawn, and it must all be added up. You are nothing other than your life."Jean-Paul Sartre

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."-Daniel Tosh

"This world is mine. I think this world may even just be a long, long dream I'm watching. You guys may just be illusions, and it can't be proven whether or not you really exist either. In other words, this world was created with me at the center. So what will happen if I die? I don't know. My imagination isn't very creative; I just can't imagine myself dying. In other words, there is no way this world can completely disappear. But if I die, then everyone will disappear. I am the only one in this world who won't disappear. The rest are just people I see as if in a dream." - Claire Stanfield, Baccano

"You're not sure? That's all right. I promise you there's no way I will destroy this world you've come to believe in. Your world is really not that fragile. No world can be destroyed just because someone else enters into it. It just gets bigger, that's all! And if your world is ever, in the slightest way, threatened, I will protect it. I bet you wouldn't ordinarily believe anyone who talks like me. But then, I'm not ordinary." - Claire Stanfield, Baccano

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at people." - Me, yesterday morning

"As long as I know Im the only thing real and the world is an invention of my own mind"

also if life gives you lemons you sell them. the Price is quite high nowadays. !Profit!

legendario13 wrote:also if life gives you lemons you sell them. the Price is quite high nowadays. !Profit!

*inserts Portal 2 reference here*
Just getting that out of the way.

"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"A lie told often enough becomes the truth" - Vladimir Lenin

"Mirrors and mornings only serve to terrify old men."
-George A. Romero

"I would rather die standing than live on bended knees"
-Emiliano Zapata

"Every man faces death by himself. Alone."
- Johnny Got His Gun

"that's not [genre], that's crap. [band] is REAL [genre]"- me whilst elaborating on why I don't like generalizing what kinds of music I like.

Art Is Never Finished, Only Abandoned.
-Leonardo da Vinci

"All of us has been punched in the face by this guy, and one of us may have had his collarbone broken...twice."

"I've got a ring too! It says everyone love everyone!"

Couple of my favorite will ferrel quotes from Semi-pro.

"Depending on who you place in the same situation, the characteristics of said incident change kaleidoscopically. In other words, there is one incident; however, there are as many stories explaining it as there are people involved in it..." - Gustav St. Germain

"Oh, life is fun! Try sayin' that ten times fast ten thousand times a minute every day for the rest of your life and it'll screw with your head so bad that all problems will disappear like MAGIC! Okay okay okay, I've gotten past the sadness and as of now I'm evolving to a HIGHER STAAAATE! Right? Tell me you all think so!" -Graham Specter, Baccano

"C'mon, put up ya dukes! You think you're Pete Hammond? Haha, more like Jack Dempsey! Or more like Jack Johnson! You got no moxie! You got no technique!... Do you even know any of these boxers I'm talking about? Any red-blooded American would have to know what I'm talking about, right? You don't? Oh, you don't? I'll make you pay for not knowing them! Of course, even if you did know 'em, you'd STILL HAVE TO PAY!" -Ladd Russo, Baccano in one of the most one sided fights ever.

"Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel" - Che Guevara

"(A true artist is one who) without a thought for self, stands up against the stones of condemnation, and speaks for those who are given no real voice in the halls of justice, or the halls of government. By doing so these people will naturally become the enemies of the political status quo." - Thomas Steinbeck (son of John Steinbeck)

"You taught me language, and my profit on’t Is I know how to curse."- Caliban in Shakespeare's The Tempest

"It's like you're from an alternate universe where all of the bros are smart and all of the nerds work out. ... It's like 'Do you even Kant?'"

"If you can't write intelligently, write comically. If you can't write comically, write offensively. People tend to remember the stuff that made them think, the stuff that made them laugh, and the stuff that [tick]ed them off."

- I forget.

"Steps, I take in your footsteps
Aren't getting me closer to what is left
Of the dreams of what I once claimed to know
Within my bones this resonates
Boiling blood will circulate
Could you tell me again what you did this for?"

Rise Against - Blood to Bleed

Great pick-up lines:
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cuz' it sure screwed up yor face." - Ben Reeves
"You don't sweat much for a fat girl." - Jeff Cork
"Are you interested in word-based board games?" - Ben Hanson

"Look what I can do!"
"What could possibly go wrong?"
"I've done this a million times."
"See? It's just a harmless little--"

- famous last words

"LOL"
bored people at the internet.
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"I'm the end. I'm the beggining. I'm the hand of madness"
Finn, from adventure time.

"Abe Lincoln was the first person to call pizza ''za'."
- Stephen Colbert

"Oh God, I'm gayer than my gay friend."- my friend Rob

"It's funny..because it's true." - Sheldon Cooper

"I wish our guidance counselor was as cool as lil' wayne." -Beavis

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

“Long you live and high you'll fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.” - Pink Floyd

"Safety. Obscurity. Just another freak in the freak kingdom."
-Hunter S. Thompson

"A true monster is that one that doesn't feel fear...I haven't met a real monster yet..."

"He who knows enough is enough will always have enough" ~ Lao-Tze

The most dangerous crowds are those in whose veins the poison of fear it has been injected...the fear to the change - Octavio paz

"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so ****in' heroic."
- George Carlin

”Out of the way, losers! Nice guy coming through.” - Johnny Bravo

"the breeze in the wind is my only friend now" - myself

"watch something from different angles doesn't make it different things"

If you got something to say, you should say it or it's just gonna tear you up inside
-Richard Dean Anderson

"If you need me I'll be over here, making giant triangular structures for no reason....because it makes me happy" - Yu Gi Oh Abridged, Lady Gaga song parody no3

"You know Ted, something just occurred to me, since Chris is disqualified doesn't that mean you've lost the heating money for Craggy House" - Father Dougall Maguire. *Father Ted doubles over in anguish*

"This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"
-Marty Dibergi reading a review of a "Spinal Tap" Album.

"We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water."
-Derek Smalls on his role in "Spinal Tap."

"What a Kerfuffle!"
-Lou Todd From "Little Britain."

"Sometimes good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement." - Charles Martin

"The universe does not owe you a sense of hope."-Richard Dawkins