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Author:  Punchy [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:03 am ]
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight here! This is the war room!" - from Dr. Strangelove

"Don't worry, we'll get it done, or die trying. Or try dying...or do some tye-dyeing!" - Yakko Warner (anybody remember this awesome cartoon?)

Author:  Seth [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:12 am ]
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“Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative.”-Johnny Rotten

Author:  RootsofOrigin [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:01 pm ]
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I saw that. - God

Author:  Wanderer [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:07 pm ]
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RootsofOrigin Wrote:
I saw that. - God

Where in the bible does God say that?

Author:  RootsofOrigin [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:13 pm ]
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Wanderer Wrote:
Where in the bible does God say that?
He posted it on deviantArt.

Author:  McFly [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:04 pm ]
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Alan: So, what happened at school?

Jake: Nothin'.

Alan: Really? So you just sit there and stare at the wall all day?

Jake: That's where the clock is.

From Two and a Half Men

Author:  Sarnoff [ Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:21 am ]
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"A life without vices is a life unfulfilled."-My typical response to people who question my lifestyle choices

"Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth."-Lillian Hellman

Author:  Radio Blue Heart [ Sat Jul 28, 2012 6:38 pm ]
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"Whit is educated insolence."
-Aristotle

"Mix a little foolishness with your prudence. It's good to be silly at the right moment."
-Horace

Author:  RandomGeekNamedBrent [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:39 pm ]
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“Sometimes I feel like I have ruined comics for myself forever. Sometimes I will look at a normal comic, and think to myself, what the **** are all these ******* panels doing on the same ******* page? SPREAD EM OUT DUDE! True story. It is my fond hope that I have ruined, or will ruin, comics for everyone else too. Scott McCloud wrote what I am sure is a pretty good book called Understanding Comics: The Invisible Art. One day I hope to write a book called Ruining Comics: Forever. It will be a 1000 page book, and every page will simply be a photograph of my face.” -Andrew Hussie

Author:  McFly [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:58 pm ]
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”Dude, it's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey, not lefty-tighty mess it up because you're a loser.” - Rigby

Author:  The Grey Wolverine [ Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:10 am ]
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Me and my friend Nick listing to Eleanor Rigby when this happened,
"Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice in the church where the wedding has been."
When my friend Nick says this to me,
"Wait, do they mean by like, hand? Did they have the vacuum cleaner yet? Or like, a freaking broom?"

Author:  Cm4F [ Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:38 am ]
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"REPORTER LADY"
"Y U NO LEAVE MICHAEL PHELPS ALONE?!?"

I don't know who say it, but I'm sure someone did.

Author:  Seth [ Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:18 am ]
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"Seth I'm going to sneak into your room and steal your bottle of wine and beat the crud out of you and kill you"-A friend of mine
"Remeber to mosh responsibly."- My dad

Author:  McFly [ Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:03 am ]
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”This statement is false.” - Mandy, Grim Adventures

Author:  Radio Blue Heart [ Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:28 pm ]
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"I am Sutekh the Destroyer. Where I tread I leave nothing but dust and darkness."

Sutekh, Doctor Who

Author:  Seth [ Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:32 pm ]
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"WHAT!?!?"-Lil' Jon

Author:  Stuff. [ Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:07 pm ]
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"Goodnight everybody!" - Yakko Warner

Author:  Punchy [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:04 pm ]
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Stuff. Wrote:
"Goodnight everybody!" - Yakko Warner

"Faboo" - Wakko Warner

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx

Author:  lchronosl [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:55 pm ]
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“Whoever lends his books to people is crazy. And whoever gives back what he borrows is even crazier than him.” - Unknown

Author:  Wanderer [ Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:04 pm ]
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Hopefully my post doesn't get deleted this time.

"Friendship's dumb! If I only hung out with people I liked, I'd be the loneliest person on the planet." - Guy

Author:  McFly [ Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:17 am ]
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”You can't touch music, but music can touch you.” - Mordecai, Regular Show

Author:  RootsofOrigin [ Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:39 pm ]
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Fido the Squirrel: Does that-does that rock over there kinda look like The Rock to you?
Pigeon: The what?
F: The-the rock over there. Doesn't that rock... look like The Rock?
P: ...I don't know what you're trying-
F: The Rock! 'Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?'
P: ...Oh! Dwayne Johnson.
F: ...I don't know who that is.
- Nature Town

Author:  Stuff. [ Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:23 pm ]
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"This guy are sick." - Aerith, Final Fantasy VII

Author:  0404 [ Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:37 pm ]
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monkey island
Guybrush: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Carpenter: A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.
Guybrush: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Carpenter: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush: A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Carpenter: Oh shut up.

Author:  The Grey Wolverine [ Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:55 am ]
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Me rambling on to a friend of mine named Jason.
Me, "Jason, you want to know why kids have mullets? Its so we can start the official child fighting league. No, its not two kids who throw down, its the PARENTS who do. See, the mullet is so the parent can have an easier time dragging them into the arena, than they grab the kids by the arms and hit the other parent with them."

Jason, "Evan, be quiet."

Author:  KogaShinigami [ Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:30 pm ]
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These are three of my favorite quotes, and you can quote me on that.

"In one case out of a hundred, a point is excessively discussed because it is obscure; in the ninety-nine remaining it is obscure because it is excessively discussed." - Edgar Allan Poe

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." Edgar Allan Poe

:mrgreen: And my personal favorite:
"I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it." Edgar Allan Poe

Author:  Seth [ Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:45 pm ]
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"Your girlfriend look like my mom!"-Tyler the Creator

Author:  Stuff. [ Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:48 pm ]
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"Get a load of this!!!" - Dr. Eggman

"NO WAY!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!" - same as above

Author:  McFly [ Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:21 pm ]
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"I informed you thusly, I so informed you thusly." - Sheldon Cooper

Author:  Seth [ Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:17 pm ]
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"Life's too short to rush"

"I'm a 40 ounce casualty but it's the way I wanna be"- Line from 40 0z. casualty by The Casualties

Author:  RandomGeekNamedBrent [ Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:23 pm ]
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(in response to speculation that he had been bitten by a King cobra)
"yes but after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died." - Booker in The Expendables 2 as played by Chuck Norris.

I like it because it's basically Chuck Norris telling a Chuck Norris joke.

Author:  Roarin [ Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:17 pm ]
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"People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor speaking, please, follow me. If the children can't run leave them behind.". - Sheldon Cooper

Author:  JeffCvt [ Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:54 pm ]
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"Friends will keep your secrets. Best friends say they will keep them but tell everyone." - A friend of a friend of mine.

Author:  Wanderer [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:34 pm ]
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"Seeking happiness is a straight way to misery." - English proverb
"If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a day, go fishing. If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody." - Chinese proverb

Author:  Seth [ Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:02 pm ]
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"Ay girl what's yo tumblr?"

Author:  McFly [ Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:39 pm ]
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"Chicks dig book worms." - English teacher.

Author:  Coatl_Ruu [ Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:24 pm ]
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No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something.
- Flavor text for Time of Heroes (MtG)

There are few problems that can't be solved by putting a hole in the world.
- Flavor text for Lux Cannon

"Take the bridge, men Victory Victory is ou— Retreat! RETREAT!"
- Flavor text for Killer Instinct

Author:  Seth [ Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:24 pm ]
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"It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave."-Tupac

"So we live our digital lives on multiple screens and we forget that the blood of the workers grease the machines."-Otep Shamaya

"There is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new understanding can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this. This confession has meant nothing….” -Bret Easton Ellis

Author:  GameCobra [ Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:34 pm ]
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"Goodbye may seem forever. Farewell its like the end. But in my heart's a memory, and there you'll always be." - Widow Tweed

Author:  JohnWillow [ Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:42 pm ]
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"There's nothing like destruction for creating a warm sense of camaraderie" - from Firmin: The adventures of a Metropolitan Lowlife

"I'm going to hurt my brother badly" - Dot Warner

"I'd rather have Lucas dissapoint me in the order he intended" - Sheldon Cooper

"I am vengeance....I am the night....I...AM...BATMAN!!!" - Kevin Kline

"From the stars we come, to the stars we go, life is but a journey into the unkown" - from The City of Dreaming Books

Lisa - "DAD, Bart and I just did something horrible"
Homer - "Did you wreck the car?"
B/L - "No"
Homer - "Did you raise the dead?"
B/L - "Yes"
Homer - "But the car's ok?"
B/L - "Uhuh"
Homer - "Good"

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