Your Favorite Quotes

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:43 am

I'll be back on the morrow."
Bubblegum Away!"
"Get on my Swan!"
Princess bubblegum from Adventure Time
What time is it?" "ADVENTURE TIME!"
Finn and Jake from Adventure Time

Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:33 pm

"I'm sorry, I thought you was corn." that chicken lawyer on Futurama.

Mettlebird · Post by **Mettlebird** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:57 pm

My friend: "Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho. Ho ho h-"
Whole class in unison: "SHUT UP!!!"

True story.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:58 pm

I can't help but imagine the Smosh shut up.
SHUT... UP...

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:21 pm

"They want life bland and canned in the fatherland"-NOFX-Leaving Jesusland

Mettlebird · Post by **Mettlebird** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:24 pm

...my posts keep vanishing right after I post them. Literally.

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:58 pm

Proabably a mod deleted them
"I'll finish when I'm darn well want to"- Every alcoholic ever.

Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:45 pm

Nope, not the work of a mod. It could be a problem with your connection or something.

Foxstar · Post by **Foxstar** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:48 am

TensaZangetsu wrote:Proabably a mod deleted them

*peers* All of the mods tend to inform a user when they delete posts, kindly don't declare things that are not true.

And checking the logs for the last week, nothing of his has been deleted.

Mettlebird · Post by **Mettlebird** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:09 pm

My friend: 'You're UN-AMERICAN!!!'
Me with a heavy does of sarcasm: 'Why is that?'
My friend: 'Because you don't own a GUN! We need to take you huntin' sometime!'
Me: 'Yes, Joe. We go over this every day. Please go away.'
My friend: 'You're still un-American.'

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:09 pm

Foxstar wrote:
TensaZangetsu wrote:Proabably a mod deleted them
*peers* All of the mods tend to inform a user when they delete posts, kindly don't declare things that are not true.

And checking the logs for the last week, nothing of his has been deleted.

... Uh okay... Sorry...
"What would you have me say? 'Don't worry, I'm sure he's still alive'? Ridiculous. I am not here to comfort you. I don't understand why are you so fixated on life and death? At any rate, your friends will soon be annihilated. So what if that's one step closer? They should have seen this coming from the start. If they couldn't see it coming, the fault lies in their own foolishness. Laughing them off as a group of idiots would be sufficient. Why can't you do that? If it were me, and my friends entered Hueco Mundo without first gauging their strength, I'd be infuriated by their stupidity.
"Even if you rise up a thousand times, there will be no victory for any of you."
"Hearts, you say? You Humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your hearts in the very palms of your hands. But this eye of mine perceives all. There is nothing that it overlooks. If this eye cannot see a thing, then it does not exist. That is the assumption under which I have always fought. What is this "heart"? If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there?"
"Do not lose your composure, do not break your stance, stretch out your awareness, and do not let your guard down for even a second."
All by ulquiorra schifer

The Swimmer · Post by **The Swimmer** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:44 pm

Don't be so quick to judge Grif. Shotgun to the face can be applied to a variety of situations. For instance (*Tch-clic), watch how quickly it cures insubordination!

-Sarge, RvB

Mettlebird · Post by **Mettlebird** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:18 pm

My friend Jilly: 'Shtaaahp it!'

*giggles* We do this during global studies and the teacher usually gets a bit mad, but she and I just laugh so hard regardless. It's an inside joke. :3

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:21 pm

If zombies attacked i would yell "I think therefor I am!"
and they would be confused beause they can't think so they aren't am-
A friend of mine

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:54 pm

Seth wrote:If zombies attacked i would yell "I think therefor I am!"
and they would be confused beause they can't think so they aren't am-
A friend of mine

Bumper sticker material right there.

"GIR!!! WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!" -Invader Zim

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:44 pm

"Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without" - Confucius

Coatl_Ruu · Post by **Coatl_Ruu** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:03 pm

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."

- The Litany Against Fear, Dune

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:54 am

"No world is without sacrifices. But if we produce casualties, we would also sustain casualties of our own."-Tier Harribel
"Our existence is built upon the noble sacrifices made. Instead, you fall in battle from trying to protect your subordinates. My subordinates were not simply defeated. They left behind markers for me, on how to carry on the fight. If I had lost, my subordinates' sacrifices would have all been for nothing. I hold within me the resolve of those who sacrificed their lives."-Tier Harribel
Sacrifice... Such a sad aspect of deat to live by -me

RancidRabbit · Post by **RancidRabbit** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:02 am

TougeFoxJ.D.M. wrote:
Seth wrote:If zombies attacked i would yell "I think therefor I am!"
and they would be confused beause they can't think so they aren't am-
A friend of mine
Bumper sticker material right there.

"GIR!!! WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!" -Invader Zim

"I MADE IT MYSELF!" and "Its got chicken legs" and almost anything Gir says from Invader Zim
"Madam, I need you to remain calm. And trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow, lies the key to my release." - Sherlock Holmes
"So it goes." - Slaughterhouse Five by Vonnegut
"No Reason" - Rubber

McFly · Post by **McFly** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:19 pm

"Hey Angel, you duh sexy!" - Chonny

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:47 pm

"Oh I have those too! What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?"-Donnie in Donnie Darko

"SOMETIMES I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLE MOTION!!!!!!"

McFly · Post by **McFly** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:16 pm

*Boom Boom Clap (4x)*
"We will, we will, call you back"

RancidRabbit · Post by **RancidRabbit** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:00 am

"Buddy, you're a boy makin' big noise/playing on the street gonna be a big man some day..." - Queen. I couldn't help it, and it reminded me of Cromartie High School

"'...I'm gonna go with..Freddie.' *Guitar solo starts in background* 'Freddie?' 'Freddie.' 'Fred-dy?' 'Yeah Freddie' ...*In unison*'Freddie'" From Cromartie High School, referring to naming a supposedly mute student who looks an awful lot like Freddie Mercury

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:23 am

[after Uryu takes out a Hollow]
Ichigo Kurosaki: [sounding very serious] So tell me, who or what are you?
Uryu Ishida: [standing up, still facing away from him] Uryu Ishida. I'm a Quincy.
[turns around, face very stern; voice softer but more threatening]
Uryu Ishida: Soul Reapers are my enemies.
Ichigo Kurosaki: [not wavering in the slightest] Just what do you mean?
Uryu Ishida: [condescendingly] Is that too complicated for you? I'll tell you again, slowly this time. Ichigo Kurosaki...
[voice as soft & threatening as before]
Uryu Ishida: *you* are my enemy!

DismayWolf · Post by **DismayWolf** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:46 am

"Understanding is a three edged sword......"

To hear the voice behind it, click here :3

RancidRabbit · Post by **RancidRabbit** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:08 pm

Some I just remembered from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
"Two sides of the same coin, or for us, the same side of two coins." - The Player
"[Hamlet is] star-crazed sane!" - Rosencrantz...or Guildenstern.... O_o

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:33 pm

"He's not judge Judy and executioner!"-Hot fuzz

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:50 pm

Send "How Many Times" Ringtone to your Cell

"How Many Times"

If you were hurt like I was before
Ladies go turn up your radio
Cause I’m gonna sing this one for us yeah
See they complain about our attitude
Talk about the things we do
to me it Seems so obvious
They like it they keep coming back keep coming back
For more

You’re always so quick to up and criticize
I got my flaws and yes I realize
I've become so hard to deal with
'Cause this point of my heart is so tired

[Chorus]
How many times, how many times, how many times
I caught you on the phone with her
How many times, how many times, how many times
Did I take you back and you broke my heart
Oh this song knows how I feel
You betrayed my love
And the moral of the story is
How many times How many times
Our sister our sister Mary real love she used to tell us about this in the 90's
I used to say that'll never be no never never me
But it's 2011 and I feel I can't get any lower
Taking out my anger out on any and everybody that comes around me
I've become so hard to deal with
'Cause this point of my heart is so tired
How many times How many times How many times ooohhh
I caught you on the phone with her

How many times How many times How many times
Did I take you back and you broke my heart
Oh this song knows how I feel
You betrayed my love
And the moral of the story is
How many times How many times How
How many times must I cry and how
many times should my son see my tears (Only 7 years old)
how many of ya'll goin through the same thing
I've become so hard to deal with
'Cause this point of my heart is so tired

[Chorus]
How many times, how many times, how many times
I caught you on the phone with her
How many times, how many times, how many times
Did I take you back and you broke my heart
Oh this song knows how I feel
You betrayed my love
And the moral of the story is
How many times How many times
How many times do I gotta get hurt to know
it ain't never gonna get no better
how many times ladies have you been hurt
and you know in your heart it won't
get no better
you you this one's for you
you you this one's for you
K. Michelle How Many Times

mona88 · Post by **mona88** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:12 pm

My favorite quote: "A friend is one who walks in when others walk out" -Walter Winchell

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:38 pm

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***, and I'm all out of bubblegum." *Shoots ghoul* Nada from They Live

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:31 pm

"When I look into all your stupid faces, I think of how much fun it would be to pound them into dust." - Russia from Hetalia

"LIVE SLOW
DIE OLD" -Someone's shirt

TigerStryk · Post by **TigerStryk** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:44 pm

"To overcome the intelligent by folly is contrary to the natural order of things; to overcome the foolish by intelligence is in accord with the natural order. To overcome the intelligent with intelligence, however, is a matter of opportunity." - Zhuge Liang (otherwise known as Kongming).

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:17 pm

‎"Accept the things to which fate binds you,
and love the people with whom fate brings you together,
but do so with all your heart."
- Marcus Aurelius

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:37 am

I wish people were romantic like they were back in the 50's, now it's like "hey yo (censored) get in the car we're going to cracker barrel"-My sister

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:54 pm

"I am a man!" *punch* -Bearded idiot from Superman at Earth's End
"Of course, don't you know anything about science?" Hitler clone #2 from Superman at Earth's End

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:47 pm

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.- Patrick Bateman In Bret Easton Ellis's American Psycho

TimberwolfKapu · Post by **TimberwolfKapu** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:04 am

"Invaders blood marches through my veins like GIANT RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me, Doo not ignore my veiins"

"-But sir,Were still on our own plant
-SIlence! You Twist those knobs Twists those knobs, You pull some levers PULL some Levverrss!"

"-I put the fires out
-You made them worse..
-Worse, or Better?"
-from Invader Zim

"Never give up, Never Surrender"
-from Galaxy Quest

"Live long and prosper"
-Spock

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:02 am

"A discussion during the course of which no chairs are being thrown is no discussion" - A friend of mine complaining about how lame the current discussion was.

Cm4F · Post by **Cm4F** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:15 pm

"PPPFFFFFF!! Stu, Mr. Chou can't whistle. Signal monkey."

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:08 pm

"So they ask us 'what kind of corn soldiers are you?' and I just blurt out, 'We're colonels!" Aurther from The Tick, how I miss that show

Also, "You take that one little wooden boy!" *Tick throws Little Wooden Boy as a Swiss soldier has trouble fighting it*